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KATY PERRY TOP 5 FEMALE ARTIST OF THE CENTURY

 

9 NUMBER-ONE HITS (ONLY 3 COLLABS)

 

DIAMOND CERTIFIED ALBUM

 

SEVEN DIAMOND SINGLES

 

Stans of Phoebe Bridgers are just weird bisexual art hoes in their early-mid 20s who with textbook BPD and are the type to threaten suicide and blow up your phone because you didn't respond to their text within an hour. They will also likely accuse you of rape and/or abuse if you break up with them and will definitely break the windows of your car. You should also expect to get cryptic messages from random phone numbers if you decide to leave. Run.

5 minutes ago, Curaga said:

Now, I know you didn't just come for the Hey Big Eyes chanteuse!

Her only achievement is getting legend and mother of music Dido for a collab and then proceeded to get thoroughly bodied by Dido's heavenly vocals on her own damn song. She is a useless flop who only exists to make a new generation of kweers all high and mighty because they found a flop " alternative " female who does the shittiest possible " alternative " electro-pop clownery that they pretend is deep, meaningful and/or experimental, when it's just ******* diarrhea that nobody with any taste or respect for themselves wants to listen to.

 

**** her, **** the publications that prop her up as music we should care about or music that is special, and **** all the elitist narcissists who think her music totally isn't totally forgettable and replaceable by the next alt electro-pop girlie who walks through the doors, who in turn won't make any worthwhile music either but as long as useless " real music " lover phags can get their rocks off and feel superior to others for stanning another waste of space indie heux who shouldn't be encouraged to make music because they simply aren't the artist they think they are, it's all bueno I guess.

 

Just now, KatyPrismSpirit said:

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KATY PERRY TOP 5 FEMALE ARTIST OF THE CENTURY

 

9 NUMBER-ONE HITS (ONLY 3 COLLABS)

 

DIAMOND CERTIFIED ALBUM

 

SEVEN DIAMOND SINGLES

 

… which only lasted for 5 years  huge fad

Boygenius sucks ass. Give Lana her grammys back challenge

1 minute ago, Ubermensch said:

I have never been able to tell if you're like over 60 or just exceedingly weird.

So you can't tell if I'm Gaga or Chappell Roan.

 

 

...Vin

1 minute ago, Ubermensch said:

It can be about anybody as long as they have a literal army of dl republican caucasian target consumer drones who wave around stanley cups like it's some kind of threat while they try to tell you some hack with rich parents is better than BEYONCE. 

Girl be careful you don't know if they're going to knock you over in target for the 70th variant of Taylors next album of the 70th shade of beige limited edition Stanly cup they're rushing to get

1 minute ago, Rush said:

"Longest lasting patient" would've hit harder I fear

 

You must not be too frightened then.

 

Just now, Vin said:

So you can't tell if I'm Gaga or Chappell Roan.

 

 

...Vin

You could have just said old.

8 minutes ago, Jay07 said:

Today's most telling development was wastedpotential flip flopping from an OGH to a Liddo and also coming out as an OBH. I guess the common denominator is a hatred of women and way too much free time. Has a screenname ever been more appropriate?

Well I was only ever an OGH because I was underemployed and had gone through a dry spell (and Decrease is genuinely not all that), and I've been a Trash Beyn hater for a long time, but thank you for keeping tabs on me! I can't say the same for you Miss Jay oh whatever, but you seem like a nice enough person and this little bout of irritability is because you've got a chunk of meat stuck under your dentures. I can imagine that would be uncomfortable 

Can someone perform a Marina and the Dipsh*ts vs Charli PNP stan war. For old times sake?

 

 

The way Michael Jackson is still the best male artist in 2025 despite being dead since whatever male artists are currently active are bland af

7 minutes ago, EnigmaticAndroid said:

And yet Beyoncé still leads the avg for last 3 albums released the past 10 years

 

Beyoncé - 4.85M avg each

 

Lady Gaga - 4.05M avg each

 

Better get to streaming Bruno's new classic

3 minutes ago, KatyPrismSpirit said:

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KATY PERRY TOP 5 FEMALE ARTIST OF THE CENTURY

 

9 NUMBER-ONE HITS (ONLY 3 COLLABS)

 

DIAMOND CERTIFIED ALBUM

 

SEVEN DIAMOND SINGLES

 

Katy Perry.

 

There, that's my syg drag

 

2 minutes ago, Vin said:

So you can't tell if I'm Gaga or Chappell Roan.

 

 

...Vin

no.. 60 or exceedingly weird. please answer the question because im curious too. 

5 minutes ago, YourFavoriteWeapon said:

have "works at The Krusty Krab" on their Facebook profiles

The accuracy 

Chappell Ronan only appeals to obnoxious women in their early 20s who call themselves bisexual and/or lesbian but would vomit if a clitorious was presented to them. They also all probably have self-diagnosed BPD and/or autism via Tik Tok as a way to not take accountability for anything and probably attend partial hospitalization programs. 

Just now, Biggie said:

Can someone perform a Marina and the Dipsh*ts vs Charli PNP stan war. For old times sake?

 

 

Omg the way I was kind of an OXCXH and Marina stan back in 2013... How the tables have turned  

Cupid's Girl is cute though 

1 minute ago, TheGerm said:

no.. 60 or exceedingly weird. please answer the question because im curious too. 

"Madonna" would probably fit them

selena is boring 

Just now, Cry said:

"Madonna" would probably fit them

But we actually like Madonna

15 minutes ago, Cry said:

Is that Pork Bomb on your profile photo?

What is a pork bomb

24 hours in a year, what is this, NKTRL's Brokeback Mountain? 

 

 

Me when I look like a bloated alcoholic bullfrog and think I have a chance of being A-List despite that