Jennifer Aniston is still talentless and the biggest hack in acting history 

Can't decide which girl group's members are more forgotten… Dog Mix or Filth Harmony?

certain stans calling bey collabyonce is really funny considering their fave's albums numbers are barely decent due to a collab and a very minimal percentage thanks to the solo hit that never was 

 

Just now, Symmetra said:

We still waiting for cardi second album? ***** been over since Up. Once that dwindling and delusional ass fanbase realizes that peace can be had.

Right. That **** is NEVER coming

 

1 minute ago, EnigmaticAndroid said:

Awards and box office poison has won an Oscar (and has 4 career nominations), 2 Golden Globes, a BAFTA, 2 Critics Choice awards, NBR, and NYFCC and has a smash hit musical film and led the most successful prestige drama of the COVID era.

 

Ariana begged and pleaded for the role for a good decade and still LOST 

I know you didn't just refer to Haus of Garbage as a successful prestige drama

 

 

I wouldn't describe getting Oscar nominated for your first big role and grossing 740m (higher than any Gag effort) a loss either

 

  

Jenna Ortega in "The Death of a Unicorn" trailer.

 

 

So Jenna Ortega is really going to play the same character in every movie and show, huh? Maybe it's time to start calling her talentless and one-note because playing the same character over and over and over again is giving off the Ryan Reynolds/The Rock vibe.

 

...Vin

Edited April 1, 20251 yr by Vin

1 minute ago, Sours said:

certain stans calling bey collabyonce is really funny considering their fave's albums numbers are barely decent due to a collab and a very minimal percentage thanks to the solo hit that never was 

 

Which one of them?

@nostalgia is still talentless and the biggest hack in ATRL history

Melanie Martinez makes music for SSRI'd anorexics who were either molested as children or wishes they were and there is a reason why she has only one legitimate stan on this forum.

The way Tate Mcdonald's already came & went

Caroline Polachek, please go to hell and take FKA twigs with you.

Avarice should sample more often since her tracks lack any kind of substance once she tries to do any songs without a sample

Wait since I've already had my fair share of Fad lashings on this forum (and there's not much left I can drag anyway) lemme switch it up and say that abRATadabra was a rare stroke of genius and deserves SOTY

 

Garden of EGOTs has her best chorus since 2009

 

Godhem nice EP and Zombieboy cute closer

 

 

1 minute ago, nostalgic said:

@nostalgia is still talentless and the biggest hack in ATRL history

The threads sound like the came straight off the front page of a dying tabloid magazine at the drug store that no one even looks at...

 

I'd rather have an xtina vs britney argument about a 25 year old grammy.

Cardi and her ghost writers said no female rap collaborations on the album. So no WAP or BONGOS. When it sells 40k first week

4 minutes ago, Slate said:

I know you didn't just refer to Haus of Garbage as a successful prestige drama

It was factually the most successful prestige drama of the COVID era at the box office so... yes 

 

20 minutes ago, YourFavoriteWeapon said:

Melissa Barrera "stans" are only "stanning" her to fuel her own (unwarranted) ego after she caused her own Self Inflicted.mp3 plight and then cried wolf to the media about it. To accuse the media of being Jewish-run akin to something the average 4chan or KiwiFarms user would say and thinking she could frame that as an innocuous "I was just trying to help the people!" statement only showcased levels of deep stupidity that even rivaled the dumb decisions her character made in Scream 5 and 6. And speaking of Scream, the fact that such a talentless charisma vacuum with the physiognomy of a bug-eyed toad thought she could take the place of THEE Neve Campbell only shows blatant levels of disrespect from her.

 

To go from someone as talented and fierce as Neve Campbell from leading the franchise to her (temporarily) being replaced by someone whose line delivery is similar to a medicated teleprompter and whose body is shaped like an index finger only shows the sad, depressing state of Hollywood that values idpol over hiring those with talent. The production team behind the fifth Scream entry claim that they hired her on the spot without an audition, stating that they "believed in her ability from the get-go", but that feels like a clever ruse to bury the likelihood of Melissa allowing her ugly ass mouth to be used as a cum dumpster in exchange for a role. To date, her best performance remains the shrill screams she erupted when Gary Barber (CEO of Spyglass) called her with the news that she was getting the boot. In a just world, the only roles she'll be getting five years from now are schlocky horror films that reside at the bottom of Walmart's $5 DVD bin.

 

 

 

 

No one cares about Melissa Barrera or Neve Campbell in real life, if anything Scream is an extreme nostalgia factor in millennial's minds who can't get over a declining horror franchise that barely came out of the gutter a few years ago because they came up with a decent enough story

 

Neve Campbell is a has been horror darling who can barely hold a fight for herself in Hollywood without having to yell she was on Scream (1734 - 2020)

 

Jamie Lee Curtis outsold your has been horror, attention seeking fave

 

Just now, Symmetra said:

Cardi and her ghost writers said no female rap collaborations on the album. So no WAP or BONGOS. When it sells 40k first week

I mean… you can't have any collaborations on an album that doesn't even exist… can you?

Grace Randolph looks like a poodle that accidentally touched a live wire. i bet even her pubes are fried

1 minute ago, Album Leak said:

Caroline Polachek, please go to hell and take FKA twigs with you.

omg what did caroline do? she is mother!  

1 minute ago, Symmetra said:

Cardi and her ghost writers said no female rap collaborations on the album. So no WAP or BONGOS. When it sells 40k first week

40K is a bit generous, no?

10 minutes ago, Terrielle said:

• Lady RAZZIE is a pathological liar and her liddos are all balding retired twinks with cutting scars
• Titty Perry is a talentless bobblehead
• Beyst besties with epstein and diddy

Congrats you misunderstood the assignment of having a cute ki . Self harm isn't funny 

5 minutes ago, popmusicisdead said:

Jennifer Aniston is still talentless and the biggest hack in acting history 

Why is she on every People/OK/Radar Magazine since 2002?? EVERY WEEK. It is ABSURD how many random Jennifer Aniston magazines there are at the grocery store checkout line. She is apparently always "spotted with a new boo", it's usually the RANDOMEST person ever and clearly a fake, fabricated story — what is the lore here? Does she have her team payola her on these types of magazines so she always stays relevant? It's literally a sophisticated psyop I swear. I think about her all the time and it's because she lives at every damn grocery store in America!!!!!

Joanna Newsom makes music for weird women and ugly gays who LARP as free spirits by eschewing deodorant and deciding to dress like they've been rummaging through Stevie Nicks' trash. She also has that crazy BPD look which causes me to believe she'll eventually stab Andy Samberg in his sleep and recieve a prison sentence longer than the gaps between her album releases.

 

Speaking of dupes, I just know Fnooky's and Almost Home's musty asses are still lurking here somewhere. Deep down they must fuming that Godga scored the biggest hit of her career last year and that makes me very happy