2 hours ago, duybeeGAshantiGA said:

This. I mean there is actually no way you can get 99.95% clean with just toilet paper or even wet wipes, unless you go to the shower right aftet and wash your ass. 

 

I always use the bidet and with soap / hand wash / etc. to get my *** clean, otherwise I feel filthy. When I was in Australia for like 7 years and they dont have bidets there, I would always go to the shower right after everytime I **** :

Right, that's like wiping **** from your hands and saying you're clean

hmmm never used one but kind of want to now. 

I would but we don't have one. Been considering getting one though. 

Edited March 23, 20251 yr by Hollywood.

No. Its not a common thing here.
Here for it.... but what if the water splash is too cold for my booty

Edited March 24, 20251 yr by AvadaKedavra

they're really hard to get in the UK, you literally have to get approval from your local council to install one 

 

but i only sh*t like once every 10 days anyway so hopefully im good

Edited March 24, 20251 yr by May

Dude I can't afford to stay in a place that has one of those 

 

 

Idk if my country even has it yet but I hope they do because our country is disgusting and public toilets are most dirtiest things ever I rather hold it in till I get home 

I live in Argentina so yeah. Weird that they're aren't that common in the rest of LatAm. 

Well yes! One of the best purchases I've ever made

I do and its amazing. A warm water one. Toilet paper wiping style feels so caveman. I will never ever go back. To those that think they cant have one installed they are sold on amazon many different modes you attach to the toilet seat. In and out the bathroom so fast now . Bidets baby yes yes. Diz me when that warm water hitting the spot

Now that I'm sexually active again, I've been contemplating buying one of those easy-installation ones that you can connect to your already-existing toilet. I've been using wet wipes in the meantime.

6 minutes ago, Tate said:

I do and its amazing. A warm water one. Toilet paper wiping style feels so caveman. I will never ever go back. To those that think they cant have one installed they are sold on amazon many different modes you attach to the toilet seat. In and out the bathroom so fast now . Bidets baby yes yes. Diz me when that warm water hitting the spot

The fact that y'all think sprinkling water on your holes is any more futuristic than wiping with toilet paper...

1 minute ago, Sugar-Rush said:

The fact that y'all think sprinkling water on your holes is any more futuristic than wiping with toilet paper...

It's more like a hose and you control the pressure. With a button. Like controlling the volume on your car radio. Sounds like you have never tried it. And I didn't say futuristic. I said faster and more hygenic. Bidet have been around for hundres of years

Edited March 22Mar 22 by Tate

Of course.

3 minutes ago, JonginBey said:

Now that I'm sexually active again, I've been contemplating buying one of those easy-installation ones that you can connect to your already-existing toilet. I've been using wet wipes in the meantime.

Just add to cart and buy. There's no way you'd go back to wiping after trying it even once. This is the one I have and the one I recommend. A warm water one not electric. And u just replace the seat of the toilet with this one https://a.co/d/0hDe00kj

13 minutes ago, Tate said:

Just add to cart and buy. There's no way you'd go back to wiping after trying it even once. This is the one I have and the one I recommend. A warm water one not electric. And u just replace the seat of the toilet with this one https://a.co/d/0hDe00kj

Oh wow I do rent an apartment though, so I'm not 100% sure they'd let me change the seating but I'll add this to my list.

Yes I would

Does it help with the "oh my god it's like I'm wiping a marker" issue?

3 hours ago, JonginBey said:

Oh wow I do rent an apartment though, so I'm not 100% sure they'd let me change the seating but I'll add this to my list.

They have ones like this too but it's not heated water (which doesn't bother me but that's just me lol)

It goes under the current seat

https://a.co/d/00SImVhn

2 minutes ago, DivaCup said:

They have ones like this too but it's not heated water (which doesn't bother me but that's just me lol)

It goes under the current seat

https://a.co/d/00SImVhn

The different color options is sending me This does seem more reasonable though. Thank you!

I always wondered if bidets would get people off? Like, isn't a stream in the ass going to provoke a reaction in the body? I feel like premature cum or an orgasm would be warranted, no?

Edited March 22Mar 22 by AshleyLovescats887

9 minutes ago, JonginBey said:

The different color options is sending me This does seem more reasonable though. Thank you!

What I like about it is the buttons on the side. The ones u install under your regular seat and big clunky catch piss and dust like crazy but this one more hygienic. I originally tried the electric one that u plug in but found the pressure to be to light. So I got this version and it is heaven. Really strong pressure and good heat. All adjustmenable for perfection

Just now, AshleyLovescats887 said:

3 minutes ago, AshleyLovescats887 said:

I always wondered if bidets would get people off? Like, isn't a stream in the ass going to provoke a reaction in the body? I feel like premature cum or an orgasm would be warranted, no?

On family guy Meg made a joke about sitting backwards on a bidet for pleasure. There do normally come with ****** functions for the ladies. For the guys it will just hit the ballsack if u click the ****** option lol. But when the heat is right and the pressure is good it feels good af.

Edited March 22Mar 22 by Tate

Only if they're cleaned properly and hygienic enough for use

Yeah. Bidets are a must.

If I go to a public toilet to take a dump, I'll use the one for disabled people that have washbasin and was my ass there. I don't care.

Toilet paper is never enough.

Yes. In Vietnam, we have that 🤗