i am not going to act like I still listen to LUX often but Magnolias however is in power rotation still

The Death Of Ophelia music video looks so much like those AI generated celebrity videos where it transitions from one celebrity to another

This website lashes KP way too much. She's a kindhearted woman.

And in her honour I sang a bit of Thinking Of You. Hope you enjoy (I tried to sing entirely in the original key)

https://voca.ro/13i4gVjUxBq3

The song is catchy but the absolute invalidation of Ophelia's story gives me the biggest ick... yuck. To make it look like Ophelia was a bad apple who couldn't handle the pressure is gross. Just make it your typical jock romance story, what was the need to invoke Hamlet?! The Fate Of Ophelia is truly the fate of Ophelia the way Taylor did her so wrong... She can't get peace even centuries after her death

How did this song not get that 1965 song treatment is beyond me...

Edited April 1Apr 1 by slowednreverb

26 minutes ago, Pikachoo said:

I'm not judging her weight gain, but is this just the dress style or are her hips that wide?

I mean... She's gained weight but she's obviously not built like a Minecraft iron golem it's the dress

I actually remember my The Life Of A Showgirl first listen all too well...

First I played Father Figure to hear how she sampled George Michael, only to be flabbergasted by it sounding nothing like Father Figure... Then the "my d***'s bigger" line came and I was like hell no and stopped the song.

Then I played Wish List, when the chorus came on I was like no she did not pull this bs

After that I played Eldest Daughter and had to stop after the first verse

The last song I played before coming to the conclusion that we were experiencing one of the worst pop albums ever was CANCELLED! which is self explanatory...

I was horrified after playing those four songs.

I do hate listen to it sometimes though there's something magnetic about its douchebaggery.

Edited April 1Apr 1 by slowednreverb

Also swifties doing that revisionist history where they rewrite the Joe songs as anxious , delusional or in denial as if Elizabeth Taylor is not the same f*cking anxious attachment love song she's been doing since Reputation

My God how am I going to explain the amount of times I listened to TLOAS I need to stop self sabotaging doomplaying songs I hate...

The amount of weed I wasted listening to TLOAS omg...

I just need to lobotomize the part of my brain that stores information about Taylor Swift... Why do I know so much about her I don't even care about her this is pretty pathetic...

We're also not talking about how much of an Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield rip-off Wood is...

24 minutes ago, slowednreverb said:

We're also not talking about how much of an Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield rip-off Wood is...

You're already talking enough for the rest of us

5 hours ago, KatyPrismSpirit said:

the way Rosalía really convinced the critics she cared abt those 13 languages just to end up saying it was Google Translate recitations is still sending me so badd 😭😭😭

the Arabic one being a botched mess too makes it kinda camp

a fraud is a fraud

2 hours ago, slowednreverb said:

She's got big hoops. Bigger the better

As long as I don't have to sit next to Nelly Fattardo on an airplane

We need ACT3 to save 2026 real quick.

Edited April 1Apr 1 by SharGaga

Wait at this being full of bops. Maybe I misjudged Ms. Dion?

Celine Dion let that senior citizen santa Claus looking pedo bareback her

Edited April 1Apr 1 by Tate

5 minutes ago, Toxic Love said:

Wait at this being full of bops. Maybe I misjudged Ms. Dion?

I've been saying...

7 minutes ago, conatus said:

I've been saying...

I almost feel bad for setting her up in that thread

Just now, Toxic Love said:

I almost feel bad for setting her up in that thread

You will start coughing in 7 days

Oh Bopline

1 hour ago, Tate said:

Celine Dion let that senior citizen santa Claus looking pedo bareback her

She'd fit in on ATRL then!

Thinking about [Redacted] and [Redacted] this lovely Sunday morning

The concept of dissecting each track of The Midlife Crisis Of A Tradwife.... Girl not even the strongest drug can help you get through it without losing your mind. STOP the self-torture @slowednreverb

Just wanted to hop in here and wish all the Swifties a happy International Swiftie Day because it's April 1st and they are fools.