conatus

Oh, I see how it is.

Welcome back, whoever you are

nightmare blunt rotation

How it feels to have him try and explain legal terms to me

Kala is not even the best album of the 21st century released by M.I.A.

waittt my boyfriend literally used to study law, let me go pick his brains

Maybe if they're good. PM me your ideas and I'll let you know.

And when someone just submits "Illegal"

Those are definitely placeholders

Oh my last place incoming

Belch's bf not giving the winning entry a 10, I just know she had to explain that one to him and he was like, "Ohhhh! Yeah, that's kind of funny"

Perfect, I'm satisfied

@Florence Belch But did Vomit or I submit that nickname first?

I think I have a very different sense of humour to some of the rest of you

It was a London job, but not THAT London job. Still haven't had a response from that one, or to my follow-up email.

Got a rejection email from a job I essentially already do, just at a different company, because my experience "doesn't align with the role"

Except [redacted], obviously

That being the same user who made the "Should the Grammys take back Beyoncé's AOTY?" thread, oh I'm sure. Everything adding up.

Drought so bad we can't even remember what's up there in the attic

California

You really didn't think this one through, huh?

Being a Lamb/Hive hybrid right now lowkey feels like having divorced parents where one clearly wanted a kid more than the other

Both 10s but today LMB has the slightest edge