we've all been flat broke at some point in our lives and if you haven't then this thread isn't for you  
 

during uni i was so broke that all i had in the cupboards was lasagne sheets . i cut them into thin slices with some scissors and boiled them with a bunch of herbs and pretended it was healthy spaghetti

 

a year before that when my housemate moved out he left a half eaten domino's pizza still in the box under his bed . it had been there for at least a week . i microwaved it and it tasted fresh, i ate good that night

 

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Became a hooker 

Just now, King__Witch said:

Became a hooker 

oh yeah that reminds me i once pooped in some underwear and gave it to a man from Grindr for £20

9 minutes ago, May said:

a year before that when my housemate moved out he left a half eaten domino's pizza still in the box under his bed . it had been there for at least a week . i microwaved it and it tasted fresh, i ate good that night

Stripped for a month during college 

Edited September 7, 20251 yr by Johnny Jacobs

2 minutes ago, May said:

oh yeah that reminds me i once pooped in some underwear and gave it to a man from Grindr for £20

you did all that for £20? oh you cheap sis

 

Went on a date or 2 with a boomer just cause he was rich af

 

1 minute ago, KatyPrismSpirit said:

you did all that for £20? oh you cheap sis

 

how much would you pay ?  

Make PB&js, protein shakes, eat candy at work. Also raid the mini bar for drinks or take whole bottles of wine. 

ot: i would download music illegally or use popcorn time over netflix when i was in like middle school lol

Edited September 7, 20251 yr by KatyPrismSpirit

my diet at uni was shocking because i was broke, i used to spend less than £50 a month on food. would not recommend.

9 minutes ago, May said:

how much would you pay ?  

I'm not into that life chile but if someone is desperate enough to buy used underwear you can definitely make em pay more

Not having money

Back at uni I would pretend I was someone else and would sometimes infiltrate some uni events that had food so I could eat for free and save money for other things  

When I was in my 20s I went out with men who were in their 50s and 60s.  It was the best decision I've ever made.  I knew at the time that youth was a fleeting window of time and I had to carpe diem the hell out of it, so I went all in.  By the end of it, I had multiple surgeries paid for, a car, Chanel and Luis Vuitton bags, free career advice, as well as all my debt paid off.  No regrets.  I wish I was young again so I could get the same treatment now, but alas, my sagging títs and prolapsed bussy are no longer enticing to these men :(

called the bank of mum and dad asking for a stimmy

Reused your condom

2 years ago I was in financial distress due to my own poor decisions and had to reach out to my successful aunt for a bailout as a last resort...she gave it to me 

adding water to my empty dish soap / shampoo / lotion bottles

Wait, how do you cut hard lasagna sheets… 

 

I went through a weird phase and I sold nudes to an older creepy guy on snapchat and he paid me on Paypal and my friend asked me how did I know he wouldn't just ask to refund after and I said oh I didn't know you could do that. 

 

 

Anyway, he didn't and he paid for something a lot of guys back then got for free.. I made like nearly £200 

 

 

42 minutes ago, King__Witch said:

Became a hooker 

Yeah theres always someone fat and desperate enough to pay to suck my c*ock on grindr

 

Attempted to cut my own hair

 

Stole turkey sandwiches from my previous job to eat for lunch and dinner

 

 

Stole a pack of gum 

 

sometimes if i overspend for the month i go on dinner dates with guys i'm not that into just to have a hot meal for the night. one time i met up with this 40 y/o and i felt really bad bc was so excited about me and made plans for our next date…little did he know i was there for the gnocchi and not him