GODva Max ended Nicole ScherFLOPger

 

GODita Ora ended Cheryl ColTURD

 

GODbe Rexha ended Smelly Goulddiger 

 

GODrina & the Diamonds ended Florence + the DUSTchine 

 

anora was trash

 

some of these forced drags 

EVERYBODY (WHO HAS TASTE) IS FREE TO LOATHE GISELLE DERÉON

 

 

Her butthurt fans try to paint as "racist" anyone who sees her as she is: an above average vocalist and dancer who hires a bunch of people to do all her homework. Nothing she does is groundbreaking - most of the time is actually cringe, like that RuPaul rejects mixtape.

 

 

The Hive can circlejerk 4ever, but even they know that Jay buys her all her praise.

 

 

Overpaid and overrated! 

Never forget that Nicki Garbaj willingly gets into bed every night with a convicted rapist who legally can't get within a certain distance of his own child's school. No one has reached the lows she has.

 

@suburbannatureWhat is your obsession with JLo, you're constantly in all of her threads, and yet you claim to stan Mariah?

 

I just know you're one of those fat, bald, big backed, Hunchback of Notre Dame looking millennial gays 

 

Edited April 1, 20251 yr by Pluto6

Edited April 1, 20251 yr by EnigmaticAndroid

CHART ACCESS: DENIED

17 minutes ago, KatyPrismSpirit said:

Sorry but the Mayhem & Cowboy Carter tour ticket prices are inexcusably high and shameless greed. $2000 for a frontrow ticket for a 1.5 hour show.
 

Everybody come to the Lifetimes Tour instead! Affordable entertainment where you can have a blast, twirl those hips to widely adored 15 year radio hits (with bathroom breaks for every 143 track performance). And the cherry on top you ask? You don't actually have to resort to sell your kidney or go into debt.

Yes but you have to listen to Katy Perry perform songs from 143, which is arguably even worse.

31 minutes ago, KatyPrismSpirit said:

Oh, the lashings us kats will endure…

That reminds me, you sure had a lot to say about Megan a while back, huh?

Daily streams:

MEGAN: 954,197

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Katy's self-respect

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$1.432 + Pink Friday 2 Gag City Temu press-on nails combined: 951,582

Miley Cyrus already on her way to Khia asylum with these new DOA songs

Nicki and cardi can be left in the 2010s, their younger peers are far more interesting and talented. Barbz have to go back 15 years to compare Nicki to them now. But we all heard big back, Nicki is washed and cardi lost her opportunity.

the vast majority of the girls discussed on this site (currently) make truly horrible music and it often blows my mind how much discussion goes around about such forgettable products. (radical optimism was done wrong tho).

 

also maybe im delusional but this forum has too many a lot of European gays who are sometimes annoyingly comfortable speaking on the american music landscape, artists, whats big etc when you don't even live here to ear who's really going off-keep refreshing kworb tho! as a result there's sideways comments about people who aren't the same ten or so girls but idk. also "khia" needs to be retired put some respect on her name  

3 minutes ago, Bloodflowers. said:

GODva Max ended Nicole ScherFLOPger

 

GODita Ora ended Cheryl ColTURD

 

GODbe Rexha ended Smelly Goulddiger 

 

GODrina & the Diamonds ended Florence + the DUSTchine 

 

I don't know any of these people. Sorry to these people!

Bighive, what's it like to be delusional? 

 

You run up and down this forum every damn day of your damned lives, preaching to audiences of Liddos and Britbots and Medonsters and Sailboats -who aren't listening, might I add- that your beloved Beykhia is sitting at Taylor's table, and she's just not. They might be in the same room, but there are 80 billion Spotify streams and 7 million tour attendees (often gaps of 20-30k per night, even in the same stadiums) between them. 

 

How much has Jay-Z had to pull out of his legal fund to fuel the PR firms and attack dogs to pay off the dozens of outlets required to keep the charlatan success narrative going? 

 

Edited April 1, 20251 yr by hoax

sky ferreira i know you are reading this... you may have fooled some of these gays with your victim arc but i know your narcissistic
pathologically lying munchausen syndrome ass cosplaying fiona apple with david lynch visuals ain't fooling me honeybun. stupid crackhead.  

 

 

13 minutes ago, EnigmaticAndroid said:

Since everyone is here make sure to stream this hymn

 

 

Lyrics:

 

I'ma be your full-time bedroom demon.
I'm a killah. And, boy, you're gonna die tonight.

 

So Gaga admits she has deadly STDs.

 

 

Don't have children, Gags.

 

 

Instead, release "Garden of Eden" as a single.

 

 

...Vin

9 minutes ago, 50thStateofMind said:

is that whatʻs in your AVI? if so, you literally just made my point 

 

 

Bitch

 

my boys are CUTE

 

1 minute ago, Pluto6 said:

@suburbannatureWhat is your obsession with JLo, you're constantly in all of her threads, and yet you claim to stan Mariah?

 

I just know you're one of those fat, bald, big backed, hunchback Notre Dame looking millennial gays 

If he didn't drag her all the time, no one would talk about her at all and the younger ATRLers might not even know who she is, so...

Selena Gomez is a talentless turd, Demi Lovato is a talented turd

Just now, penguintim said:

Yes but you have to listen to Katy Perry perform songs from 143, which is arguably even worse.

That reminds me, you sure had a lot to say about Megan a while back, huh?

Daily streams:

MEGAN: 954,197

----

Katy's self-respect

----

$1.432 + Pink Friday 2 Gag City Temu press-on nails combined: 951,582

Megan Thee Stallion is only on her third albomb and 5 years into her career i dont even want to see what numbers she does 18 years in the game 

 

Teenage Dream, PRISM outsold ha wbk etc. etc. 

Poland is coming to end Austria and Sweden (both FADS) this year at Eurovision 

2 minutes ago, Slamless said:

the vast majority of the girls discussed on this site (currently) make truly horrible music and it often blows my mind how much discussion goes around about such forgettable products.

2 minutes ago, Pop Art said:

If he didn't drag her all the time, no one would talk about her at all and the younger ATRLers might not even know who she is, so...

The aura I'm getting from you is someone who's feet are smelling like corn chips

 

Edited April 1, 20251 yr by Pluto6

on April Fools Day omg

Melanie Martinez built an entire career off of dressing like a haunted Victorian baby doll and making music that sounds like a Fisher-Price toy possessed by a demon. And when she was done with it she ditched the pacifier aesthetic just to come back looking like an off-brand Pokémon evolution and somehow still ended up making the same music. It's the same breathy, over-produced nursery rhyme beats, just with extra reverb.