(Verse 1) This ain't Texas (no) It's a tax haven (yes) Check the Forbes Real-Time Billionaires list, honey I'm the one they're savin' Keep the workers on the floor While I'm buildin' up the score Ten figures in the vault And you're still askin' for more? (Chorus) And I'll be livin' it up While the wealth gap's wide There's no such thing as ethical On the billionaire side So lay your cards down, down, down, down I'm the richest in the town, town, town, town Don't be a hater, just a brand creator Exploit the labor, see you later! (Verse 2) Throw your diamonds in the sky Watch the trickle-down lie I'm a mogul, I'm a queen But the carbon footprint's mean Private jets across the sea While you pay a surge fee It's a capitalistic dream In a Forbes-approved scheme. (Outro) (High-pitched riff) Ooh, the surplus value! (Whispered) There is no ethical consumption. Park that yacht in the Cayman Islands, baby. Woo!