This whole MHJ-HYB/ADOR-NJZ mess just makes me realize how much of an insufferable ***** MHJ is for roping the girls into her own **** stained mess

 

Ruined one of the most promising groups in kpop in a longtime just for your ******* ego. BSH can rot too.

7 minutes ago, Ubermensch said:

It's because nobody on ATRL outside of this thread had ever heard of Stray Kids, like we've been telling him and that caused meltdowns. This is also the single way anybody pays attention to his SKZ posts, by attaching them to groups we actually care about. 

Stray kids will always be bigger than aespa, and I will always keep reminding y'all that, especially if y'all constantly come for them

 

Edited March 23, 20251 yr by Pluto6

Just now, Pluto6 said:

Stray kids will always be bigger than aespa.

I'd hope a group of 6 grown men would be physically bigger than 4 skinny girl group icons. JYP might be known for cult affiliations, Zionism, racism, a disturbing fixation with sexualizing minors, etc but never malnourishment, his cafeteria is legendary. 

1 minute ago, Ubermensch said:

I'd hope a group of 6 grown men would be physically bigger than 4 skinny girl group icons. JYP might be known for cult affiliations, Zionism, racism, a disturbing fixation with sexualizing minors, etc but never malnourishment, his cafeteria is legendary. 

They are actually 8 members  They used to be 9 though just like SNSD, where they also lost their main vocal member

2 minutes ago, Pluto6 said:

They are actually 8 members  They used to be 9 though just like SNSD, where they also lost their main vocal member

I wasn't aware Taeyeon left SNSD. I don't think she's aware either, somebody tell her. 

Edited March 23, 20251 yr by Ubermensch

15 minutes ago, Ubermensch said:

It's always so funny to me when westerners obsess over Asian art and Asian artists and then start trying to pretend that reception and popularity in countries where some of this stuff is mainstream doesn't matter. Racism against east Asians specifically is so normalized that some of you legitimately believe that a qq music stream is intrinsically less meaningful than one on Spotify. It's funny because this is the exact same mindset that keeps locals from tuning in to any of our favs. 

 

10 minutes ago, K$Ellie said:

charting at #96 on the hot 100 for a week is apparently more important that a top 3 smash with longevity in your home country

 

we love tea

 

1 minute ago, Ubermensch said:

I wasn't aware Taeyeon left SNSD. I don't think she's aware either, somebody tell her. 

Wasn't Jessica a main vocal as well? I might be wrong though??? 

 

 

we love main vocal members

 

6 minutes ago, Pluto6 said:

Wasn't Jessica a main vocal as well? I might be wrong though??? 

Taemin was quite literally tone-deaf on debut and was taught to sing by his members over the years and was still positioned as a sub-vocal. SM really used to just give out vocal positions to idols they expected to sell merch.

 

Jessica was a good singer but she was forced into being a main vocal and given too many lines. Everybody who isn't a Jaws akgae agrees that their modern vocal distribution sounds better.

Edited March 23, 20251 yr by Ubermensch

5 minutes ago, Ubermensch said:

Taemin was quite literally tone-deaf on debut and was taught to sing by his members over the years and was still positioned as a sub-vocal. SM really used to just give out vocal positions to idols they expected to sell merch.

 

Jessica was a good singer but she was forced into being a main vocal. Everybody who isn't a Jaws akgae agrees that their modern vocal distribution sounds better.

 

SNSD and their Stray Kids counterpart so that it can be easy for you to get into them:

 

 

Taeyeon - Bang Chan

Hyoyeon - Changbin

Sunny - I.N

Seohyun - Seugnmin

Tiffany - Han

Yoona - Felix

Yuri - Lee Know

Sooyoung - Hyunjin

 

Jessica - Woojin

 

They even had their little Genie moment  

 

 

Edited March 23, 20251 yr by Pluto6

13 minutes ago, TheCal said:

 

 

we love main vocal members

 

Wait why is this so much better than the noise music ijbol 

7 minutes ago, Pluto6 said:

 

SNSD and their Stray Kids counterpart so that it can be easy for you to get into them:

 

 

Taeyeon - Bang Chan

Hyoyeon - Changbin

Sunny - I.N

Seohyun - Seugnmin

Tiffany - Han

Yoona - Felix

Yuri - Lee Know

Sooyoung - Hyunjin

 

Jessica - Woojin

 

They even had their little Genie moment  

 

 

The only acceptable equivalents to Kim Taeyeon are God and Jesus Christ. 

2 minutes ago, Ubermensch said:

Wait why is this so much better than the noise music ijbol 

This is like saying Wonderland by Jessica is better than anything SNSD has ever released

4 minutes ago, Pluto6 said:

This is like saying Wonderland by Jessica is better than anything SNSD has ever released

Somebody would need to listen to Wonderland by Jessica first to find out. 

Maybe it's actually better than any SNSD song

Edited March 23, 20251 yr by Pluto6

4 minutes ago, Ubermensch said:

Wait why is this so much better than the noise music ijbol 

I don't know if I should be happy about the Woojin compliment or angry about the SKZ shade

 

3 minutes ago, TheCal said:

I don't know if I should be happy about the Woojin compliment or angry about the SKZ shade

 

be angry about the SKZ shade of course 

10 minutes ago, Pluto6 said:

Maybe it's actually better than any SNSD song

A JYP company stan would think that though. The sparse and minimal production, the clawingly nasal and high pitched vocals, the go girl give us nothing melodies, this is a JYP gg b-side. She should have signed to JYP instead of her serial fraudster boyfriend, the music would have been the same but she wouldn't be getting a court summons every 6 months. 

Edited March 23, 20251 yr by Ubermensch

Wait JYP wouldn't sign somebody who doesn't fulfill their contractual obligations nevermind that.

Just now, Ubermensch said:

A JYP company stan would think that though. The sparse and minimal production, the clawingly nasal and high pitched vocals, the go girl give us nothing melodies, this is a JYP gg b-side. She should have signed to the JYP instead of her serial fraudster boyfriend, the music would have been the same but she wouldn't be getting a court summons every 6 months. 

Now hold on, I don't stan no damn company! It's not my fault that JYP groups have the best music

2 minutes ago, Ubermensch said:

the clawingly nasal and high pitched vocals

it's giving gdragon

 

5 minutes ago, Ubermensch said:

Wait JYP wouldn't sign somebody who doesn't fulfill their contractual obligations nevermind that.

Well looking at her net worth today, she's richer than every SNSD member, so maybe her not fulfilling her contractual obligations especially for an evil company like SM was a good idea? She also dipped right when SNSD were losing their peak popularity so

Edited March 23, 20251 yr by Pluto6

8 minutes ago, TheCal said:

it's giving gdragon

 

and no G-Dragon fan has ever pretended he's Whitney Houston reincarnated. Can't say the same for Jaws 

 

7 minutes ago, Pluto6 said:

Well looking at her net worth, she's richer than every SNSD member, so maybe her not fulfilling her contractual obligations especially for an evil company like SM was a good idea? 

Oh no I was also referring to the gaggle of lawsuits brought against her and her post-SM company for accepting payment and advances for work then never following through. Singling out SM as an evil company when your favorite corporate mascot calls third graders sexy is a choice though. Not even YG has ever stooped that low.

Edited March 23, 20251 yr by Ubermensch

13 minutes ago, Ubermensch said:

and no G-Dragon fan has ever pretended he's Whitney Houston reincarnated. Can't say the same for Jaws 

 

Oh no I was also referring to the gaggle of lawsuits brought against her and her post-SM company for accepting payment and advances for work then never following through. Singling out SM as an evil company when your favorite corporate mascot calls third graders sexy is a choice though. Not even YG has ever stooped that low.

Did I ever say that the other companies weren't evil?

20 minutes ago, Pluto6 said:

Now hold on, I don't stan no damn company! It's not my fault that JYP groups have the best music

do they...?