@youresotoxic WayV cb in July !!!!!

 

All thanks to @Gorjesspazze9 mention a few days ago

4 minutes ago, DelRey said:

 

 

@youresotoxic WayV cb in July !!!!!

 

All thanks to @Gorjesspazze9 mention a few days ago

What have I Done

 

The way I knew Tarzan and S*hee are bottom I won again  

 

 

5 hours ago, Gorjesspazze9 said:

don't worry Aespa & BlackPink, im still feeding the streets while we wait. y'all wanted hip-hop back in Kpop. let me show YG how it's done @Ubermensch 

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G, We in here
We get it poppin like we don't care
It's going down, in SMTown
It's a Girls generation 
Ask around

What up, G
What up Gee, What up Gee
What up Korea

I been hearing these streets
are missing the OG's
We Been gnarly before cats 
TOm and Jerry, you rats getting buried
Its's GG, moving units like 50
Make it make cents
You making simp bored again
Pushing 50 and lying about the 
Nations girlies again
I been dying to expose you nerdy wannabes 
Grills in your teeth like its 2003
Well Call me the Korean Lindsey 
Hell, I'm Meaner then Hilary 
You bout to witness Lizzie Maguire eating that kimchi fire 
Spitting over the choir
Pray I don't retire
Now enough with this Disney rap
Let's bring it back to the facts
YG was appropriating blacks
JYP did that temptations attempt 
No wonder girls sagging, du-rags and 
All they lack is melanin
Now 5th gen is shadier then slim
Lying that they realer then 2nd
And in order to be number 1 
You gotta have a career that started
Hearts 2 hearts. I pick apart the dumb
Dumb, going red velvet on these bums
Realty, homies get off my lawns
Grannies ready to punt 
Taeyeon shot gun going off
Everyone wants to be *****
Well son, you gotta put in 9 months
And I ain't talking about pregnant 
I'm running into dance practice 
Stuns on ya, like tom cruisers 
Losers I got Twice Shooters

And we aiming for the I's
RiiZe go missing 
Stray Kids outselling 
And the Army's returning 
So you know drama's coming 
I feel like Cardi B 
Cuz im questioning why you wanna war with me
Last rookie that step on my street 
Got a beat
Y'all couldn't be *NSYNC
Relying on dancing and memes 
No wonder girls left to sing 
Blackpink come back please 
Cuz im losing faith in Seoul City 
Lois lane, im tumbling pretty 
Told you this aint a game 
But if it was I'd be MVP 
And SNSD be the name of the league

Now meet me in the club
It's gnarlier then a shove 
Don't push me in Kwangya 
Or you getting cut 
I lost a member or a dozen

K-pop, 2027 
All y'all better duck

 

Gorjess said Kpop producers are embarrassing this year, lemme show all of you how it's done

 

Tarzan should lose the cultural appropriation and give us something new. When I think Tarzan, I think loin cloths with nothing underneath. The wind swaying back and forth, a glimpse at hidden fruit only a glance away. If they need help working out a wardrobe or lack thereof, I'm ready to serve. 

9 minutes ago, elevate said:

Gorjess said Kpop producers are embarrassing this year, lemme show all of you how it's done

 

I'm still waiting for my SM Record deal. Like can they hurry up, I'm trying to make it on SNSD's 20th anniversary album

11 hours ago, TheCal said:

speaking of gays... he already appeared on jewel box! 

 

 

Omg he's so tan. I also really love his nose. He did ballet like dancing? Like, super flexible. And comfortable around gays... like, how comfortable?? Let's test it.

 

 

Gonna enjoy all of this before the inevitable n word video is released.

22 minutes ago, Gorjesspazze9 said:

I'm still waiting for my SM Record deal. Like can they hurry up, I'm trying to make it on SNSD's 20th anniversary album

Girl this beat is better than literally 99% of Kpop this year. Submit your demos on repeat to SM and co STAT. They love stealing from Black people; maybe you can be one of them!

 

Temu New Jeans, please get a new creative director IMMEDIATELY. I keep seeing thumbnails and thinking the OGs are back. 

famous

 

6 hours ago, Ubermensch said:

I've seen Gaga's touring contracts(there was a huge leak from her law firm during Chromatica), it's standard practice for major multi-tour Live Nation contracts to mandate new music out for a major tour. It's more than likely that this comeback is a formality that the pinks don't want to do. The tour is literally called deadline as well.

 

Take it from a stan of multiple groups past their original contract period with soloists who are just as/more popular than the group,  y'all just need to appreciate what you get, savor this moment, and throw your full support at the group if you ever want to see them again.

but we dont want this tour and lame ass dated comeback

 

we need the pinks to focus on their 2nd albums/solo careers!!!

 

#blackpinkdisband

10 hours ago, Asscatchem said:

I need them to ditch the 2016 hillary clinton playbook they debuted with. theyre like a parody of blackpink.

babymonster is a parody of blackpink

1 hour ago, Gorjesspazze9 said:

I'm still waiting for my SM Record deal. Like can they hurry up, I'm trying to make it on SNSD's 20th anniversary album

SNSD isn't turning 20 for at least a whole decade. You can do sooner sis 

2 minutes ago, Ubermensch said:

SNSD isn't turning 20 for at least a whole decade. You can do sooner sis 

Ain't 2027 in 2 years?! Has my perception of time been affected? I blame the pandemic. Is this why I'm mentally stuck in 2nd Gen

1 minute ago, Gorjesspazze9 said:

Ain't 2027 in 2 years?! Has my perception of time been affected? I blame the pandemic. Is this why I'm mentally stuck in 2nd Gen

SNSD has been aging backwards for years at this point I fear 

 

ADP...

 

mama that's garbage

 

WAIT this is so gooood 

 

Dirty Work in 3 Days  

 

 

Since it's a Friday release. Hope they would still be able to chart decent but even if the song flops we still have godplash 

 

 

55 minutes ago, Inspirit said:

 

WAIT this is so gooood 

 

ngl im bopping a bit, wooo don't end lalisa like that 

7 hours ago, Pluto6 said:

How is this even possible, when they have never entered Spotify Global or Spotify Global US, Apple Music US etc. 

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They also have the biggest debut for a K-pop act on the Billboard 200 so far this year

 

CD singles on their website. There's a lot of versions, even solos for each member. That's why It wasn't on the predictions, It's impossible to know how much the physical singles will sell. 

I honestly don't know what would save BABYMONSTER at this point

 

Like they're done done

 

When a big3 group don't make it by the third title-track it's game over

 

Their career is such a mess, poor girls

13 hours ago, youresotoxic said:

The only group doing it for me this year

 

21 minutes ago, hétérosexuelle said:

I honestly don't know what would save BABYMONSTER at this point

 

Like they're done done

 

When a big3 group don't make it by the third title-track it's game over

 

Their career is such a mess, poor girls

They've at least reached the Treasure-level where they have enough fans to support touring.  And they have fans among the male kpop spotters in Korea, so it's not like they'll never happen.  It's just they're going to have to do it the nugu way with a hit song, which isn't guaranteed.  But at least they're big in Japan!  And other places!

 

• TheShow.EP380: NINA, USPEER, VVUP, PRIMROSE, izna, KISS OF LIFE, Double 0ne, NOWZ, XLOV, BE BOYS, DIGNITY, KANGDANIEL

Not sure how you can have Dignity on the same show as Xlov, but there it is.

 

Edited June 24, 20251 yr by harrythevifan

 

The Carly Rae Jepsens of Kpop are back tomorrow