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Her voice doesn't go with her new physique. She should stop singing in cursive.

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4 minutes ago, tost1 said:

Dance Monkey being self written isn't exactly a brag 

Writing the most streamed female song of all time on Spotify by yourself? Yeah it is, buddy 

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Wow she's really pretty 

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She looks great. :clap3: (Also, how do we know it's Ozempic? It could just be regular weight loss.)

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That's not ozempic 

 

she spent her dance monkey coins wisely. She looks amazing 

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27 minutes ago, HASHTAGPOW said:

Penciltina found hiding in the ditch :clap3:

She probably had plastic surgeon come to burn her fat off with Emsculpt like Britney Spears!

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She looks great!

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the music is still bad but she looks snatched

 

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She has the biggest female song on Spotify and this tweet has 55 likes :rip: 

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3 minutes ago, Virgos Groove said:

Meth sells a lot too, what's your point?

If a woman, by herself, cooked meth that was the best selling meth from a female, that would be an achievement to brag about. What's YOUR point?

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She looks amazing and can live off the royalties of that song for the rest of her life. Good for her :clap3:

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She looks good.

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wowww Torres and I looks like Jojo Siwa now :wanda:

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She looks beautiful… that being said, the snippet is trash :rip:

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WAIT :jonny6:

Make good music and I'll stan 

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16 minutes ago, Virgos Groove said:

She looks great. :clap3: (Also, how do we know it's Ozempic? It could just be regular weight loss.)

 

16 minutes ago, Iceland said:

That's not ozempic 

 

she spent her dance monkey coins wisely. She looks amazing 

Yall have to be serious. If regular people can get their hands on ozempic, the celebs sure as hell are. Why workout when you can lose weight without the effort? 
Also there's a certain look to ozempic weight loss that they all have, it's skinny without any muscle mass because they're not eating. 

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Awful snippet, just like Dance Monkey is an awful song. And to think this was the artist/song that blocked Dua's Don't Start Now from #1 in the U.K. :rip:

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11 minutes ago, Tylerbv said:

She has the biggest female song on Spotify and this tweet has 55 likes :rip: 

MTE. :gayoncecat2:

 

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suddenly, we stan :gaycat1: :clap3:

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I have never heard of the word Ozempic outside of the internet tbh :rip: Leave Tones and her awful Elmo vocals alone

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1 hour ago, glitch said:

Why does she look like Louisa Johnson...

Delete this you're so fkin NASTY. 

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that song sounds horrible :rip:

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Dance Monkey singer

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wow first person i've seen that actually looks good after ozempic

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