I was told by a certain fanbase that Billie was desperate and pathetic for releasing more versions, but it turns out TTPD takes the cake and has the most editions:

 

 

1) standard 16-song digital download album
2) deluxe 31-song digital download album
3) standard 16-song digital download album + "The Black Dog" voice memo
4) standard 16-song digital download album + "Cassandra" voice memo
5) standard 16-song digital download album + "Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?" voice memo
6) standard 16-song digital download album + "loml" (Live From Paris)
7) standard 16-song digital download album +"My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys" (Live From Paris)
8) standard 16-song digital download album + "The Alchemy X Treacherous" (Live From Paris)
9) Standard CD + Bonus Track 'But Daddy I Love Him (Acoustic Version)
• "The Manuscript" edition:
10) Standard CD,
11) deluxe CD containing Swift-branded merchandise,
12) ghosted white-colored vinyl,
13) Target-exclusive clear vinyl, 
14) white-colored cassette
15) signed  CD
16) signed vinyl
• "The Albatross" edition:
17) CD 
18) deluxe CD containing Swift-branded merchandise
19) smoke-colored vinyl
20) smoke-colored cassette
•  "The Bolter" edition:
21) CD
22) deluxe CD containing Swift-branded merchandise
23) beige-colored vinyl
24) beige-colored cassette
• "The Black Dog" edition:
25) CD
26) deluxe CD containing Swift-branded merchandise
27) charcoal-colored vinyl
28) charcoal-colored cassette 

 

Thoughts? Would it be embarrassing if it didn't stay #1 with so many versions? Discuss.

Edited May 24, 20242 yr by dawnettakins

And more to come! 

This is the 6th time you're posting this list in the past hour, are we gonna have 28 versions of this comment as well

26 versions of a bad album. 

No being desperate despite already being at the top is par for the course for this artist 

1 minute ago, Badgalbriel said:

And more to come! 

So either Billie isn't actually desperate then, or Taylor is desperate and pathetic too according to Swiftie's own logic. 

and i purchased all of them you ******* ***** suck my dick 

31 songs x 28 versions = 798 unique combinations 

 

 

Just now, dawnettakins said:

So either Billie isn't actually desperate then, or Taylor is desperate and pathetic too according to Swiftie's own logic. 

none of them are pathetic and both of them are DESPERATE for that #1. Love to see it!!!! Only one of them pretends to not care about it, though. 

28 versions is insane. 
 

Taylor doesn't even need to go this route for sales.

my flop fave releases one version and we all eat it up bc it's about the music and not capitalism 😊 

And I've bought every single one! Hopefully she drops The Prophecy memo and How Did It End? live from Stockholm for 6th week. 

And they have the nerve to call Billie desperate.

 

Rumor has it, every time an OTH has a meltdown, we get a new variant. 

If you put all 28 together and buy the engine for $9,999,999.99 you get a private jet!!!

 

taylorswift.com/privatejet ORDER NOW

Edited May 24, 20242 yr by getBusy

1 minute ago, XDNA said:

And they have the nerve to call Billie desperate.

 

has taylor ever said she doesn't care about the charts, though? 

9 minutes ago, Illuminati said:

This is the 6th time you're posting this list in the past hour, are we gonna have 28 versions of this comment as well

 

 

 

Especially if we have to keep hearing from Swifties that Billie is the desperate one and most variants then the truth shall be spoken! 

 

Edited May 24, 20242 yr by dawnettakins

Jesus. And the album is really bad too. 

 

Billie Eilish really elevated the pop scene with her album though 

 

 

The more she does this the more she's grossing out casual listeners like myself. I've always enjoyed her but she's turned into the Jeff Bezos of pop and now I can't even listen to her anymore. And TTPD f*cking sucked.

 

It just isn't fun to stan a petty, obsessed billionaire.

And not a single good song to be found on any of them. A god damn shame.

As a k-pop fan this is tame

At least it's better than Hit Me and with additional tracks 

 

Spoiler

Here's to 28 more 

 

Edited May 24, 20242 yr by NoOneDiesFromLove

19 minutes ago, XDNA said:

26 versions of a bad album. 

HIT ME HARD AND SOFT has 26 versions?

8 minutes ago, Vegvisir said:

The more she does this the more she's grossing out casual listeners like myself. I've always enjoyed her but she's turned into the Jeff Bezos of pop and now I can't even listen to her anymore. And TTPD f*cking sucked.

 

It just isn't fun to stan a petty, obsessed billionaire.

Maybe you should log off the internet