They're all 10s except for Sour Candy which is a 0 and needs the DWUW treatment

 

 

Alice (8/10)

Stupid Love (7/10)

Rain On Me (10/10)

Free Woman (10/10) 

Fun Tonight (4/10) 

911 (7/10)

Plastic Doll (5/10)

Sour Candy (8.5/10)

Enigma (7/10)

Replay (9/10)

Sine From Above (6/10)

1000 Doves (5/10)

Babylon (8.5/10)

Alice 8/10

Stupid Love 7.5/10

Rain On Me 10/10

Free Woman 6/10

Fun Tonight 5/10

911 10/10

Plastic Doll 6/10

Sour Candy 10/10

Enigma 4/10

Replay 10/10

Sine From Above 10/10

1000 Doves 7/10

Babylon 10/10

 

TOTAL SCORE: 103.5/130 = 79/100

Alice (6/10)

Stupid Love (4/10)

Rain On Me (10/10)

Free Woman (4/10)

Fun Tonight (8/10)

911 (9/10)

Plastic Doll (8/10)

Sour Candy (7/10)

Enigma (5/10)

Replay (10/10)

Sine From Above (3/10)

1000 Doves (8/10)

Babylon (8/10)

6.9

Alice (9/10)

Stupid Love (5/10)

Rain On Me (10/10)

Free Woman (8/10)

Fun Tonight (7/10)

911 (9/10)

Plastic Doll (8.5/10)

Sour Candy (8/10)

Enigma (7/10)

Replay (8/10)

Sine From Above (5/10)

1000 Doves (6/10)

Babylon (9/10)

14 minutes ago, Sheep said:

They're all 10s except for Sour Candy which is a 0 and needs the DWUW treatment

 

 

Yeah. I fear that song just triggered my Sour Patch Kids cravings.

Alice (6/10)

Stupid Love (2/10)

Rain On Me (7/10)

Free Woman (5/10)

Fun Tonight (6/10)

911 (7/10)

Plastic Doll (2/10)

Sour Candy (8/10)

Enigma (4/10)

Replay (7/10)

Sine From Above (9/10)

1000 Doves (3/10)

Babylon (6/10)

Alice (8/10)

Stupid Love (6/10)

Rain On Me (10/10)

Free Woman (10/10)

Fun Tonight (7/10)

911 (8/10)

Plastic Doll (10/10)

Sour Candy (8/10)

Enigma (8/10)

Replay (7/10)

Sine From Above (6/10)

1000 Doves (7/10)

Babylon (7/10)

 

 

7 - Alice 

5 - Stupid Love 

8 - Rain On Me 

6 - Free Woman 

6 - Fun Tonight 

7 - 911 

5 - Plastic Doll 

8 - Sour Candy 

10 - Enigma 

9 - Replay 

6 - Sine From Above 

8 - 1000 Doves

10 - Babylon

 

10 - Love Me Right

10 - Free Woman (Demo)

Alice (9/10) Banger

 

Stupid Love (7/10) A bit repetitive 

 

Rain On Me (10/10) Iconic ❤️

 

Free Woman (6/10) I prefer the demo tbh

 

Fun Tonight (7/10) Chill and mellow 

 

911 (6/10) Smart content but not my cup of tea 

 

Plastic Doll (6.5/10) Not a big fan

 

Sour Candy (8/10) My issue is the length 

 

Enigma (8/10) Vocally impeccable 

 

Replay (10/10) A MASTERPIECE 

 

Sine From Above (8/10) I appreciate the experimental approach 

 

1000 Doves (6/10) Weak but not a filler 

 

Babylon (8.5/10) With a different mix it could be a 10

 

BONUS : LOVE ME RIGHT 9/10

Alice (8/10)
Stupid Love (6/10)
Rain On Me (6/10)
Free Woman (5/10)
Fun Tonight (6/10)
911 (2/10)
Plastic Doll (4/10)
Sour Candy (4/10)
Enigma (3/10)
Replay (4/10)
Sine From Above (5/10)
1000 Doves (7/10)
Babylon (4/10)

Alice (8/10)

Stupid Love (8/10)

Rain On Me (6/10)

Free Woman (6/10)

Fun Tonight (6/10)

911 (10/10)

Plastic Doll (10/10)

Sour Candy (2/10)

Enigma (6/10)

Replay (6/10)

Sine From Above (8/10)

1000 Doves (8/10)

Babylon (6/10)

 

Overall: 6.9/10

 

Spoiler

The high ratings for Sour Candy  be serious!

 

Every song sans Fun Tonight is a ten out of ten. Moreover, Replay is the best song ever

 

Final score: 10/10

Too lazy to rank every song but I'm just gonna say

 

Replay 11/10

Edited April 9, 20242 yr by Mr. Peanutbutter

1. "Chromatica I" – 7/10

2. "Alice" – 8/10

3. "Stupid Love" – 7/10

4. "Rain on Me" (with Ariana Grande) – 8.5/10

5. "Free Woman" – 7/10

6. "Fun Tonight" – 7.5/10

7. "Chromatica II" – 8/10

8. "911" – 10/10

9. "Plastic Doll" – 8.5/10

10. "Sour Candy" (with BLACKPINK) – 6.5/10

11. "Enigma" – 8/10

12. "Replay" – 9.5/10

13. "Chromatica III" – 7/10

14. "Sine From Above" (with Elton John) – 8/10

15. "1000 Doves" – 5/10

16. "Babylon" – 8.5/10

 

Bonus track

17. "Love Me Right" – 7.5/10

 

 

Overall, it's a solid dance-pop album but definitely not Gaga's best. Her next will undoubtedly be better.

Alice (8/10)

Stupid Love (4/10)

Rain On Me (8/10)

Free Woman (6/10)

Fun Tonight (5/10)

911 (9/10)

Plastic Doll (8/10)

Sour Candy (10/10)

Enigma (9/10)

Replay (10/10)

Sine From Above (5/10)

1000 Doves (7/10)

Babylon (10/10)

 

Love Me Right (9/10)

 

Overall: 7.7

 

Solid album. Babylon remains one of her best works 

Alice (2/10)

Stupid Love (8/10)

Rain On Me (8/10)

Free Woman (8/10)

Fun Tonight (9/10)

911 (9/10)

Plastic Doll (8/10)

Sour Candy (9/10)

Enigma (3/10)

Replay (3/10)

Sine From Above (8/10)

1000 Doves (9/10)

Babylon (9/10) 

 

it's actually very consistent with a few useless duds 

Based on these ratings, it's interesting how loved and hated Stupid Love is.

Alice (7/10)

Stupid Love (8/10)

Rain On Me (7/10)

Free Woman (4/10)

Fun Tonight (2/10)

911 (7/10)

Plastic Doll (7/10)

Sour Candy (2/10)

Enigma (8/10)

Replay (7/10)

Sine From Above (1/10)

1000 Doves (3/10)

Babylon (8/10)

 

71/130 | 55% | D+

Edited April 9, 20242 yr by TROJAN

Alice (7/10)

Stupid Love (8/10)

Rain On Me (8/10)

Free Woman (9/10)

Fun Tonight (7/10)

911 (8/10)

Plastic Doll (8/10)

Sour Candy (7/10)

Enigma (8/10)

Replay (7/10)

Sine From Above (7/10)

1000 Doves (8/10)

Babylon (7/10)

Love Me Right (10/10)

Alice (8/10)

Stupid Love (6/10)

Rain On Me (11/10)

Free Woman (6.5/10) (The Rina Remix gets an 8)

Fun Tonight (8/10)

911 (7.5/10)

Plastic Doll (6.5/10)

Sour Candy (8/10)

Enigma (4/10)

Replay (7/10)

Sine From Above (9/10)

1000 Doves (5/10)

Babylon (7.5/10)

 

Love Me Right (8.5/10)

 

CHROMATICA (7.5/10)

Edited April 9, 20242 yr by Peroxide

Alice (10/10)

Stupid Love (7/10)

Rain On Me (8.5/10) - would definitely be higher if the track was longer

Free Woman (7.5/10)

Fun Tonight (5/10)

911 (9/10)

Plastic Doll (7.5/10) - cheesy lyrics but the production slaps and the melody is great

Sour Candy (8/10)

Enigma (6/10)

Replay (8.5/10)

Sine From Above (7.5/10) - wish it would go harder, especially the ending

1000 Doves (7/10)

Babylon (8/10)

 

7,7/10 - overall a solid album for what is it. obviously there was more potential if the production was punchier, edgier and more related to the visual world around it

I love Chromatica it's my 2nd fave Gaga album 

I'll give every track 9 or 10 except for Plastic Doll 

Alice (6/10)

Stupid Love (7/10)

Rain On Me (10/10)

Free Woman (8.5/10)

Fun Tonight (5/10)

911 (7/10)

Plastic Doll (7/10)

Sour Candy (8/10)

Enigma (7/10)

Replay (10/10)

Sine From Above (5/10)

1000 Doves (4/10)

Babylon (9/10)

 

CHROMATICA (7/10)

Alice (5/10)

Stupid Love (6/10)

Rain On Me (8/10)

Free Woman (7/10) 

Fun Tonight (4/10) 

911 (6/10)

Plastic Doll (2/10)

Sour Candy (2/10)

Enigma (6/10)

Replay (7/10)

Sine From Above (6/10)

1000 Doves (5/10)

Babylon (7/10)

 

Alice is overrated.