9 minutes ago, ShouldersSideways said:

Just call me Jason Aldean.

 

 

 JAIL

 

10 minutes ago, kimberly said:

now...

 

6. HEATED (ft. Rihanna)

7. THIQUE (ft. Tinashe)

now…

 

 

Oh the anniversary show is going to be on fire

I’m in my @Iyanla, Fix Me bag rn let me live.  

19 minutes ago, Devin said:

10. Pure / Honey (feat. Kelela)

what is Whisperla doing on a remix of PURE HONEY

So happy for Mike Q been voguing to him for years 

It’s gonna be 95 degrees chile and then she’s gonna release not a damn thing to add insult to injury

I know we should be past the Beyonce isn't human phase, trust me I am. As she has matured, gained and lost baby weight, made mistakes on tour etc. she has been humanized.

But I still can't imagine her doing any of the following daily tasks:

-pooping

-brushing her teeth. Yes I truly do believe someone brushes her teeth for her as seen in the Mood 4 Eva music video. But also her teeth have been looking a little buttery lately so maybe the tooth brushing assistant got fired

-taking a shower. Not that she stinks. But I can't imagine her finding the time to get up and shower herself. I'd imagine she wakes up already fresh and clean. Maybe she has access to technology that cleans her in her sleep? 

12 hours ago, Fleahive said:

Another question. Are we normalizing posters at beyoncè concerts now? I keep seeing her read posters out loud. I want her to say my name or acknowledge my existence but I don’t want to be jumped for holding up a sign and potentially blocking peoples view behind me. 

From what I’ve seen she reads them during the opening act, Opulence, CIL and the SpongeBob finale. 

one year

 

Also do y'all think she got Lasik, has contacts, or has the world's best vision? I can't imagine her trusting Lasik so I'm going with contacts.

2 minutes ago, Shone Ai said:

From what I’ve seen she reads them during the opening act, Opulence, CIL and the SpongeBob finale. 

LMAO not spongebob finale. You know I have been avoiding spoilers so hard. I knew she was going to be in the air during the finale but I didn't know what was holding her up. It wasn't until I watched the clip of her shouting out her former choreographer the other day and it definitely gave Spongebob. I can't wait to see what the original Drunk In Love finale looked like. Even though it got shelved I still refuse to watch the clip.

10 hours ago, ShouldersSideways said:

It comes out Saturday but you're betraying our union if you do fyi.

 

!!! Don’t be a scab!

What is she saying during the Opulence interlude?

 

"check my body"?

 

 

9 minutes ago, Fleahive said:

I know we should be past the Beyonce isn't human phase, trust me I am. As she has matured, gained and lost baby weight, made mistakes on tour etc. she has been humanized.

But I still can't imagine her doing any of the following daily tasks:

-pooping

is it weird that I've thought about this multiple times?  whenever a celebrity is doing something over the top I think "they also sit on a toilet and poop like everyone else" or like if I see a particularly wild outfit my initial instinct is "how the hell is she gonna pee in that" 

 

4 minutes ago, Fleahive said:

I can't wait to see what the original Drunk In Love finale looked like. Even though it got shelved I still refuse to watch the clip.

the finale has always been SpongeBob Renaissance. Drunk in Love was 4th song from last in STHLM.

do you think she scrolls through ATRL while she takes her **** 

 

when she sees this tomorrow

 

 

I can't believe it's finally NYC (but actually NJ) weekend  My first time seeing her my expectations are through the roof past the heavens but I think she's the one artist I'm allowed to have those expectations 

Idk about Bey but ik Yvette be reading this mess.

 

11 minutes ago, kimberly said:

is it weird that I've thought about this multiple times?  whenever a celebrity is doing something over the top I think "they also sit on a toilet and poop like everyone else" or like if I see a particularly wild outfit my initial instinct is "how the hell is she gonna pee in that" 

 

the finale has always been SpongeBob Renaissance. Drunk in Love was 4th song from last in STHLM.

Not weird, you're my kinda people! Celebrities especially her just seem SO busy. Constantly traveling, practicing, working, I can't imagine her finding time to poop. As a shy pooper myself, I have even given myself anxiety just thinking about what it would feel like to be Beyonce about to go on stage but suddenly feels her bowels moving. Especially at an award show or red carpet event. So many people want her attention I'd imagine the anxiety would make her digestion worse and nervous farts leak out until she can reach a private bathroom. Remember when she fist fought Shawn Mendes to use the restroom before him and won? 

 

 

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10 minutes ago, kimberly said:

do you think she scrolls through ATRL while she takes her **** 

 

when she sees this tomorrow

 

 

No she told Chloe x Halle not to search their names. I believe Beyonce is completely unaware about how the public feels about her besides what Yvette tells her. She gets treated like literal royalty in person so that's probably why she's delusional enough to think she'd win an album of the year and that we'd eat up all her side projects that she paid dust. When she told Ellen in 2009 she doesn't understand how to use Twitter I believed her. At best she knows how to navigate Instagram on a finsta account. I don't think she would trust tiktok to be downloaded on her phone. Celebrities have to be more careful when it comes to spyware. I get old school vibes from her. If you don't call her or sending a letter back and forth, she's not talking to you. 

4 minutes ago, Fleahive said:

I believe Beyonce is completely unaware about how the public feels about her besides what Yvette tells her.

[2] 

*out of touch, based on some singles if you will 

 

Someone said shut the **** in my section

Yeah, somebody’s gonna have to hold me back if the anniversary comes and we get nothing. Like not even the visuals but just SOMETHING. I’ve never really dragged her no matter how upset I was, but I’m going to shout a few things.

7 minutes ago, Armani? said:

 

Someone said shut the **** in my section

You didn't have to do her like that man.

29 minutes ago, Armani? said:

 

Someone said shut the **** in my section

See this is what I'm talking about. Everybody doing way too ******* much. 

1 minute ago, Bender34 said:

See this is what I'm talking about. Everybody doing way too ******* much. 

They probably said it in every section