As you know, iced coffee is gay.

How to order and drink it while being masc?

Say "me macho. Iced coffee now. Half oat and half almond. Could you have some matcha as well? Is it ceremonial? Thank you hun"

Get an Iced Americano. It's the milk that's gay

Chug it with your butt, straight masc guys love to do that

Just get a regular black coffee

play Morgan Wallen on loudspeaker while you order

yo pal, can i order a iced coffee for my girl? with extra ice cubes and some whipped cream on top… for my girl of course..!

then walk away and drink it yourself

Say you want to order a "man energiser" instead of 'iced coffee'. You'll sound more masculine and I'm sure the barista will take you seriously too.

Ordering iced coffee in southern Europe is perfectly normal.

Americans

what's so fem about an iced americano or a cold brew

Put in a mobile order. Duh!

Get an small espresso and an ice coffee for your girlfriend

Edited June 1Jun 1 by Johnny Jacobs

Don't recite your order, just point to something on the board and say "Get me one of those", and let them ask all the questions about the size/syrup etc. Respond to every question in the following format "uhhh...medium I guess".

Edited June 1Jun 1 by glitch

Hire a woman to order it for you

put on a wig and big sunglasses in case women find you too feminine to interact with

tell the barista "nice t!ts"... if it's a woman, she'll think you're a straight creep, if it's a guy, he'll think you're a gym bro

Edited June 1Jun 1 by M-P-B

I cant believe someone got paid to write that article... I'm in the wrong career

Have your sub bottom order it for you

35 minutes ago, Pepo said:

Ordering iced coffee in southern Europe is perfectly normal.

Americans

Yeah everyone in my area drinks ice coffee it's why the line for Dunkin Starbucks is long every morning

I would say the masc usually gets there with less sugar

Edited June 1Jun 1 by broolprop3

I'm from Canada and everybody here drinks iced coffee. Men, women, straight, gay, black, white, etc.

Since when was iced coffee gay?

Pretend you're on the phone with your "girlfriend" taking her order, sigh as you recite it and don't forget to wear a look of slight disgust as they hand it to you.

Edited June 1Jun 1 by Mandalore

Order a chai latte, sure way to boost your masc cred sis 💪💅

Get it black with two shots.

since when is coffee with ice cubes in it gay lmao

I swear americans come up with a label for ANYthing!