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Album #3, #3 single attempts and not one became a bonafide smash. Let's try again in a couple of years. Maybe album #4 will be it.

The way you keep bouncing back between the past and future to soothe yourself is kinda precious. Anyway, back to the present. Not a single song in the top 10 aaaaah

Yet not a single smash since that album mind you aaaah The low standards But we're all going to be fine in the sense that

Aaah Taylor's first (solo-written) million seller album. She really was running circles around the girls by album #3 only. All the stunts pulled and none of the 3 singles sticking aaaah

One month in, not a single song in the top 10. Third album in.

Oh wait this user used to hide behind Adele lmaoo Taylor's power truly

3 pages for this Speaking of 3, imaging pushing 3 singles and none of them sticking, I'd start reminiscing about albums that actually produced smash hits

IKI, IKY outstreaming all three turds (that didn't stick to the wall) by that one girl, throwback when her stans were calling it "what the people are actually listening to"

3 albums in, no smash in sight since debut got you like

You eventually take it for granted but as soon as you're some place else you miss it. I'll forever cherish growing up right by the beach.

Ooh I know Ms. Club is popping champagne as we speak

I wouldn't judge her if it was really because of Drew Starkey

Hopefully not considering she's the biggest artist alive Also that album really came and went huh lmao

Quite the assumption. Her track record of 20 years of constant donating to charities begs to differ. 26 million dollars donated have your frothing at the mouth. Like you're worried it'll somehow make the internet love her lmao Don't worry, the sun will rise again tomorrow and you'll still get to revel in people thinking she's a horrible person.

Several years ago you thought she was sending you mystical codes and secret messages announcing her impending elopement with Karlie Kloss Kushner. Sorry you've wasted so much time in a parasocial state of delusion but no amount of moralizing and imaginary "Taylors" you'll conjure up will erase that embarrassment I fear.