When you take away Bruno's charity, Mayhem has FAILED to produce any SOLO hits? Why is that? I'm genuinely curious  

 

 

 

Back for another round of downvotes?

 

DWAS being the biggest song of all time must have done number on your brain

 

Omg third comment on a Kukai thread 

 

Abra - super smash

Dead - moderate hit

Disease - flop

Well, at least this thread is gonna be triple platinum hit 

 

1 minute ago, HardBambi said:

Dead - moderate hit

 

I wouldn't call it moderate hit. It's a flop just like Disease

There are many pale imitations on this forum, but here we are in the presence of the master 

 

I was here before the page turned redder than the USSR chi

2 minutes ago, HardBambi said:

Abra - super smash

Dead - moderate hit

Disease - flop

Non of these so called hits reached the top 10 sis. At GaGa's age GODonna was creating masterpiece like Ray of ALLAH. While our good sis GaGa is regurgitating, sonically, her old hits. It's quite sad really. 

They are solo Lady Gaga singles in 2024/25. There is your answer.

 

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Releasing The Dead Dance instead of sure-fire hits like Vanish Into You or How Bad Do U Want Me was her biggest mistake after Abra. 

You must have a humiliation kink at this point.

 

2 minutes ago, Kukai said:

Non of these so called hits reached the top 10 sis. At GaGa's age GODonna was creating masterpiece like Ray of ALLAH. While our good sis GaGa is regurgitating, sonically, her old hits. It's quite sad really. 

Peaked at #5 on Billboard Global 200, which ultimately is the chart that should really count 

Just like DWAS was off to a "shaky start", right?

 

First of all wtf is Abra/Disease/Dead dance? 

And second of all wtf is Mayhem? Are we supposed to know what any of that is?   

 

No solo US top 10 this era is wild 

 

6 minutes ago, Assassin said:

They are solo Lady Gaga singles in 2025. There is your answer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

You are alive?

 

3 minutes ago, HexMayhem said:

 

 

 

 

 

What does the song playing in a movie prove? Lol

 

And not a tweet from February, ijbol.

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Are we getting -1000 this time? 

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25 minutes ago, Kukai said:

When you take away Bruno's charity, Mayhem has FAILED to produce any SOLO hits? Why is that? I'm genuinely curious  

Good point. Let's take a look at Gaga's biggest songs in the last 5 years and see what they have in common:

 

Shallow (ft. Bradley Cooper)

Rain on Me (ft. Ariana Grande)

Die With a Smile (ft. Bruno Mars)

 

As you can see, it appears the GP needs another artist on the song to tolerate Gaga's harsh musical stylings. Other than that, her music is regulated to the Little Monsters who have already become accustomed to her peculiar vocals and "Ma Ma Pa Pa Pa" lyricism.

9 minutes ago, HexMayhem said:

 

 

 

 

 

All of this payola, and it still only peaked at #13 on the Hot 100. It couldn't at least crack the Top 10 despite a live Grammy debut, being played during the SuperBowl, and being featured in a movie?

 

Maybe if it was (ft. Ava Max) or something it could've been more successful!

24 minutes ago, Shelter said:

No solo US top 10 this era is wild 

 

this is so arbitrary to me. it would've easily peaked top 10 if it wasn't released during Super Bowl week. it was top 10 globally for several weeks. it has outstreamed and shown more longevity than several top 10 hits, and even some #1s.

 

so it would've been considered a "hit" to you guys with its same exact stats but just released during a different time frame?
 

 

Stream Bandaids so it can escape the bubbling under, sister