A friend of mine is fighting for her life in ICU after being hit by a metra train, and her dying wish was that I hand in her Gaga Stan card for her because she is convinced mother monster has brought her nothing but bad luck this year.  I personally think Gaga has had a fine year but who am I to reject my friend's dying wish?

 

 

I went to the box office to hand it in but they told me to go to a streaming platform as they specialize in movies in theaters like Wicked. 

I went to the Spotify head office to hand it in but the gay at reception said they can only help me if she has a solo Global 200 song like Addison Rae. 

 

I bought a ticket for the Born This Way Bus and waited faithfully in the rain for mother monster to pull up but it was OUT (of service).

 

I went to the Oscars and the lady there said maybe she could only help me if it were a serious actor with a big film in 2024 like JLo.
 

I went to a jazz piano bar in New York but none of them knew what Harlequin was and then Countess Luanne took over on the piano and they all applaud, applaud applauded her and laughed in my face. 

I went to Joanne's Trattoria and Mr Germanotta spat in my face and called me a homophobic slur I dare not repeat.
 

I went to Hawaii and rented a Harley to get away from it all but got swarmed and attacked by a bunch of feral kats. 
 

7 attempts in honor of mother monster's upcoming LG7 which I fear may spell the end of my friend's life. 

So I guess this is me now… I'm just a gay, standing in front of the Nurtec headquarters, asking for them to cure my friend's disease and take this burden from her hands. Please can somebody help me? 2024 has been a rough year. 

Didn't laugh once no offence

…this site isn't doing any of us any good 

yawn

1 minute ago, Ricardo1993 said:

yawn

this is my reaction whenever you come to any Kesha thread to say some bullshit 

Just now, SmittenCake said:

this is my reaction whenever you come to any Kesha thread to say some bullshit 

You'll learn to get over it lol. 

Being this unfunny should result in a permanent ban.

Umm…lol? 

5 minutes ago, SmittenCake said:

this is my reaction whenever you come to any Kesha thread to say some bullshit 

 

3 minutes ago, Ricardo1993 said:

You'll learn to get over it lol. 

this random feud being more interesting than the OP's creative writing

WELL THAT WAS LAME. 

The backfire 

Edit edit edit 

You really thought you ate

You can still hide the thread 

The way not even OGH are laughing

How much time did you waste writing this?

 

2015 called they want their trolls back 

Kinda wanna report just for the severe lack of humour

Yeah this is pretty try hard I'm sorry to say  

There's only one @PoisonedIvy

43 minutes ago, Slap said:

this is me now

Exactly. Stream JLo