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Swiffers, let's face the fact that the silence is deafening. She can do the bare minimum by apologizing and denouncing this man and ICE. And yet she hasn't. What's up with that?

And they "need" to do this because she chose this place - of all places - to have her wedding? This greedy billionaire has more agency than you wish she had. Werk, diva!

Swiffers always default to whataboutism. But what if your faves hypothetically did any of this??? "Werk, diva!" is what you would hypothetically say in this unlikely scenario so this is justified somehow!

Watch It Burn blows ass and so does the music video. "Light a maa-aa-aatch Throw it hard, behind my baa-aa-aack" Ma'am, these vocals are baa-aa-aad.

Colour the Small One is an excellent album and I wish she would return to that sound. She turned into a completely different artist after 1000 Forms of Fear.

All this for an inevitable divorce and an album to come after. I won't be convinced she even likes this caveman.

Uh Ohprah, this ain't looking good for the Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz chanteuse

Bobblehead > Jewels n Drugs > Private Show > B.tch I'm Madonna > Hello Kitty Bobblehead and Jewels are at least kinda bops but for the others I feel like I'm just ranking bowel movements.

I'm a casual fan of Gaga but this is one of her cringiest moments.

MIA and Roisin are the biggest disappointments to me.

Swifties are in here with paragraphs trying to explain the deep lyricism of comparing Matty to a microwave that causes cancer. We have lost the f*cking PLOT.

Centrist dead inside invertebrate.

Birds of a feather

It's OK. But that's all it is. Three for three just OK. I knew it wouldn't compare to Confessions.

I was gonna say the same thing. Perhaps she should.