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Chloe is always giving the best takes.

The way I immediately thought this would be about Gaga or Madonna, but thank you for educating me about this one…

The way even as a huge fan of Gwen, I had completely erased that song's existence from my memory. It's such a bad song. Releasing it was a hate crime. Even Gwen's own Wikipedia says: This had to have been written by an ATRLer.

Not surprised she went all Millie Bobby Brown on the gays after the reception to Slow Clap.

Nah this is good. These losers are not supporters of hers she's burning exactly zero bridges with success.

I've always been a fan of Mya and have enjoyed her indie career so much, she's such a talent and I'm just so grateful she keeps putting out bodies of work like this, she's a treasure.

Umm didn't she say she was saving herself? I guess she wasn't just talking about these lips. But go off sis, need her Good Girl Gone Bad era next

It might be messy. It might be two steps forward one step back. But she is definitely healing and things are looking up for her. The DUI didn't even lead to a huge push to take away her rights, and in some messed up way I think it might have been cathartic to be treated pretty fairly by law enforcement and the courts and restored enough of her faith in the world to start balancing out a bit. She is in contact with her sons and not in an overly intermittent way. There's no groundswell to undo free Britney. It's not ideal but I think she's doing pretty well and I hope people got some perspective from what Perez just did about the difference between healing and the messy business of healing and self sabotage that many victims of extreme trauma have to navigate.

Is this Elon?

Disgusted at the people here judging a WOMAN for charging money for her greatest skill and primary talent. She doesn't have any other skills that people will pay for, so you're essentially wanting her to be nasty AND broke when she has multiple dependents including her sex offender husband to put food on the table for, that is cruel. I hope you can take a leaf out of Nicki's book and put a bit more kindness out into the world.

Gwen collab confirmed.

Thank you Bruno Bruna!

Pure Love is cute. Her second album is her best, her first a lowkey classic and Sweeter In History is a masterpiece so it's great to have her back.

Because ATRL itself is past its peak and a hit collab isn't going to change that, it hits a nerve, the monsters are afraid of their own mortality, standing in the cold unwilling to accept mother isn't coming to pick them up in the born this way bus anymore, at least not now that they're pushing 60. Sit on your own god damn face she says, she's tired. Gaga has been talking about her various aches and pains for years now, Nurtec is a throwback moment and Liza isn't the only woman who might find themselves in a wheelchair soon. That said Gaga herself is doing great, she's on track to have her bucket list ticked off before she's 50. I could totally see her becoming President when she's 80.

I literally don't care about the weak Grimes-esque anti marketing take but nothing screams loser more than the people retweeting her predictably hating on her now, imagine contributing that to the world and thinking anyone cares about you.