47 years after his debut album, he gets booked and offered extensive contracts with more projects to come. Everyone was SO SURE he was over and would retire after Halloween Ends but yet he refuses to give up and and he's coming back to sleigh us even more. Why is he so successful and in such high demand? 

 

Discuss. 

 

Can she do a feature with leather face to save ha career because miss girl has been doing the opposite bombing hard for two decades now 

McDonald’s of movies; charts not the arts; fast food that makes a person go badly to the bathroom but continue to buy and eat it anyway because of addictive properties. He’s not popular for good reasons.

 

Also, Illuminati.

Thank you Jamie Lee Curtis

All he does is flop? eyes open sis.

 

He had one hit movie but they can't just let a beautiful thing be a beautiful thing - he got the franchise treatment - but there was no more story to tell

 

this results in:

 

- telling damn near the same story every movie (woAHHH he's not dead!!!!)

- them having to claim theres multiple timelines because they had to go back on old ideas and try again

- awful ratings on these movies and misery for anyone who watches and isn't a child

 

Most horrors go downhill after the original, but the halloween franchise fails to have any self awareness about this and has had quite possibly the hardest fall-off from grace.

 

Someone PLEASE put this franchise to it's rest bed

Because he's hot and I refuse to be judged for speaking the truth.

 

 

Ignoring the part all are critical bombs & next to forgotten  

He’s an icon and a legend. 

Even when his movies flop he will stay relevant. He is a mainstay. The blue print. Other horror fads wish they had that longevity 

Very simple. THEE Michael Myers is the standard, the one everyone tries to copy. Only Chucky is on his slasher caliber. People keep trying to bring him down, but he comes back STRONGER. 

More like refuses to die... Michael is so much more iconic than his actual body of work. Same goes for Freddy & Jason.

 

 

idk cause he’s iconic and canadian?

2 hours ago, secretgarden said:

Ignoring the part all are critical bombs & next to forgotten  

But if anything this makes his longevity even more astounding. He really did deserve to fade into obscurity and yet he said no 

Michael is the legend of slasher movies and that’s just a fact. There’s a reason the 2018 remake is the best selling slasher movie of all time and that was released after the career lows of Resurrection and Halloween II (Rob Zombie’s Version) [From the Vault]. 

 

It just goes to show you that no amount of studio sabotage is enough to stop the audience from supporting Mr. Myers. I’m not sure if any slasher will beat the $259 million it made in the box office.

 

The Taylor Swift of Haddonfield! 
 

4 hours ago, Power love said:

Can she do a feature with leather face to save ha career because miss girl has been doing the opposite bombing hard for two decades now 

Halloween (2018) is the best selling slasher movie of all time. The Texas Box Office Massacre is serving N/A as a franchise.
 

The 2022 Netflix movie even tried to make Sally a copy and paste of Laurie from Halloween (2018) but they couldn’t compete I fear! What Halloween does has class to it. 
 

The GP said YES to the daddy in the overalls and NO to the Donald Trump impersonator carrying a chainsaw to overcompensate for his micro-peen. 
 

I come with answers!

 

1) Because he is the hottest of all the ghoulies. Everyone wants him

 

 

2) Becasue he secures the bag!

 

Quote

The Halloween series, when compared to the other top-grossing American horror series—A Nightmare on Elm Street, Child's Play, Friday the 13th, Saw, Scream, and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre—and adjusting for 2023 inflation is the highest-grossing horror series in the United States at approximately $1.09 billion.[70][71] Next in line is Friday the 13th at $908.4 million,[72] followed by the Nightmare on Elm Street series with $793.5 million.[73] The Scream film series is in fourth place with $779.5 million

3) Because he is not Flopabelle 

7 hours ago, secretgarden said:

Ignoring the part all are critical bombs & next to forgotten  

What fan fiction is this? Sure there were some duds but a majority of the movies were box office smashes. Sign out. 

8 hours ago, secretgarden said:

Ignoring the part all are critical bombs & next to forgotten  

Exactly! He’s all about the charts, not the arts; quantity over quality. 

He refuses to release his foot off the monsters neck 

5 hours ago, The Man Who said:

Michael is the legend of slasher movies and that’s just a fact. There’s a reason the 2018 remake is the best selling slasher movie of all time and that was released after the career lows of Resurrection and Halloween II (Rob Zombie’s Version) [From the Vault]. 

 

It just goes to show you that no amount of studio sabotage is enough to stop the audience from supporting Mr. Myers. I’m not sure if any slasher will beat the $259 million it made in the box office.

 

The Taylor Swift of Haddonfield! 
 

Preach 

 

If you're 40 maybe. Ghostface is more respected and iconic for the new generations

30 minutes ago, mokitsu said:

If you're 40 maybe. Ghostface is more respected and iconic for the new generations

I was about to say, are the grannies on ATRL finally allowed their one cup of coffee a day again ? 

 

 

we all know who cvntiest diva is with the undisputed artistic LEGACY