Nose

XtiN/A

Referring to Joanne as "Dead Aunt" 

CHARTDROP

FuTTHure NosTTHalgia

Reputa

 

Also technically not a nickname but 98-OUT

Kylocal Minobody is a personal favorite and I'm a stan

Cosmetica when she starts promoting Haus Labs 

Janet Jackson stans have so many hilarious nicknames. Starting with how her base jokingly refers to itself as 'Janitors' (the somewhat official name of the fandom seems to be JanFam, right?)

 

Here are some of my favourites:

 

Dream Street -> Nightmare on Elm Street

All For You -> Allah For You or Abomination For You depending on one's standing

Trust A Try -> Trust A Hit

Damita Jo -> Damita Ho

Thinkin' Bout My Ex -> Thinkin' Bout My Lying Cheating Ex

20 Y.O. -> 40 Y.O.

Discipline -> Disc-error + Dislocated

Black Diamond -> Black Dust, Black Pebble, Black Charcoal - after all, we've been waiting for it since early 2020 yet no signs of release

 

Edited January 19, 20233 yr by Moonlight Nation

Brittleknee makes me scream even tho I'm a Britney fan  Revoke my stan card atp

Also, Lady CaCa

11 hours ago, Jooj said:

Hitless

HELP

Miss Knee for Britney is both cruel and hilarious 

"Pissney" getting the army so riled up they got SYG shut down permanently kinda makes it god tier above all else

Belly Clarkson

EMPTI Tour

Toucanne

 

 

why is britney called knee?

Just now, Karla Cabello said:

why is britney called knee?

Ney

Screami

Frih

WJSN - We Just Sold Nothing

GWSN - Girl We Sold Nothing

 

3 minutes ago, Karla Cabello said:

why is britney called knee?

jennietals and roachés will always make me laugh like why do blinks hate each other so much.

i don't remember what they called lisa and jisoo stans though

Xtinct makes me scream every time. 

 

8 minutes ago, Karla Cabello said:

why is britney called knee?

It sounds like “ney” and goes along her 2004 knee injury.

 

OT: Tayble Swift and Oinka

Dead Aunt is just

Xtinct

Hitless

Thiéf

CHARTDROP

 

Edited January 19, 20233 yr by Heartbreak Prince

I never was a fan of “Chartdrop”, “Artpoop”, “Fartpop” nicknames because those seemed like childish, cheap shots.

 

HOWEVER, once we got past that era, we had:

 

Joanne: Juana, Toucanne, Trashcanne, Dead Aunt, Million Performances

 

Chrome: Pandemica, Cosmetica, Chrom#adica, Free Kygo, Free Britney, Swine from Above 

 

LFS: Coffin for Sale  whoever came up with that one was FOUL

Stupid Song

Stupid Flop

JoPanned

f#ad (referring to Gaga)

Chained Fad (referring to Free Woman)

Maus Labs

Haus Rats

ME!th

ME!ss

rePuta

Hack AntonOFF

Nicki Garbaj

 

Edited January 19, 20233 yr by G.U.Y_Del_Rey

11 minutes ago, BlondGuts said:

I never was a fan of “Chartdrop”, “Artpoop”, “Fartpop” nicknames because those seemed like childish, cheap shots.

 

HOWEVER, once we got past that era, we had:

 

Joanne: Juana, Toucanne, Trashcanne, Dead Aunt, Million Performances

 

Chrome: Pandemica, Cosmetica, Chrom#adica, Free Kygo, Free Britney, Swine from Above 

 

LFS: Coffin for Sale  whoever came up with that one was FOUL

OMG had not heard this one 

46 minutes ago, G.U.Y_Del_Rey said:

Stupid Song

Stupid Flop

JoPanned

f#ad (referring to Gaga)

Chained Fad (referring to Free Woman)

Maus Labs

Haus Rats

ME!th

ME!ss

rePuta

Hack AntonOFF

Nicki Garbaj

 

Garbaj always gets me 

12 hours ago, Orion said:

Some where already mentionned but

Rita Whora never cease to amuse me

 

 

Im in tears 

 

As a Swiftie, the simplicity of Me!ss or Me!th never fails to make me giggle. 
 

Also, sometime last year in the base thread, someone referred to Message In A Bottle as Message In A Butthole and I laughed like I was twelve and haven’t forgotten it.