Just now, ToniGaga96 said:

Anyone in here expecting Deadpool-level promotion is in for a rude awakening. 

Agree, in terms of promo, DC film fans suffer even more than Gaga fans, so im used to this mess and suffering x2, im already numb, im unable to meltdown thanks to my 2 faves being lazy ass antipromo btches 😂

 

 

Somebody needs to get to work already

 

The Fame

The Fame Monster

Chromatica

Born This Way

ARTPOP

Joanna

 

Hard times require hard decisions, since we don't have insiders I guess I'll do the dirty work for liddos, but I need 2 weeks and 6 twinks profiles to make it happen.

 

I'm gonna pretend I enjoy Sarah Tanno, using Instagram I'll praise her work, considering that never happens she will notice me and follow me, I'll DM her and ask her how she's doing, how's work, she will tell me that she's busy with Haus Labs, the movie and other stuff, I'll say that she has a friend in me, that I can help her. She will contact me because she needs an assistant for the next few months. That's my pass. 

 

Once I'm in the Haus, I'll draw a straight line with the cut eyeliner in a head mannequin Frederic uses to flat the wigs, Sarah will say that's not how you do it, not artsy enough, maybe make up isn't my thing, so she will send me to Bobby because we are very close personal friends and she doesn't want to hurt my feelings. #PromoteOnlineKindness. 

 

Maybe I'll do better as assistant to the manager.

 

Once I get his coffee and his Minoxidil at 8 am I'll distract him with the 6 twinks on Instagram, he will spent 2 hour there trying to contact them, in those 2 hours I can steal and scan the agenda he has for LG. That's how we will know what is already made and what's next, the dates, the titles, the persons involved, everything. 

 

In the meantime, I'll log into Gaga's Spotify and create a playlist for underrated gems like So happy I could die, Highway Unicorn, Fashion!, Sinner's Prayer, Before I cry and 1000 Doves. I'll also remove some posts from her Instagram feed and steal Anna Wintour's number to fight with her about Gaga's last american vogue cover. 

 

Edited August 9, 20242 yr by PlERRE

🥇Born this Way - Marry the Night / HU(RL)

🥈The Fame Monster - Monster

🥉Chromatica - Enigma

ARTPOP - G.U.Y

Joanne - Perfect Illusion

The Fame - Summerboy

I take back what I said. Maybe Gaga should've done the closing ceremony with LG7 lead since Billie is doing one of her singles

 

12 hours ago, Leptine said:

We're not talking about an obscure A24 movie, Joker is one of the most beloved comics character, with the first movie doing 1 billion dollars, JFAD teaser already surpassed in views the 'Barbie' one, the movie has been mentioned just for marketing reasons, not for the genre, there's no way that WB is on a budget when it comes to a project of this caliber, the promo will be on point. 

And with a budget way more conservative and small and they didnt move **** to promote it back them, now that is way more xpensive + being a musical which potentially will kill some of that fanbase, its not gonna happen and its ok, just accept it and enjoy and support the film.  
 

Warner's is almost bankrupt after Discovery and the incompetent of Zaslav bought it, back then was owned by ATT and at times they tried with some films. Zaslav approach in Warner is the same he did when he arrived to Discovery, cut cost, he already shelved films completed (Batgirl & Coyote vs ACME), he killed/closed and fired easily 30% of Warners workers, he closed Cartoon Network and cancelled most of the animations projects & i can go on and on, that man doesnt like to spend a penny

 

IF Barbie got this huge promo was mostly by Mattel & the discourse around the high profile on Nolan, making the "Barberheimer" a thing and making everyone excited to see both

9 minutes ago, PlERRE said:

Hard times require hard decisions, since we don't have insiders I guess I'll do the dirty work for liddos, but I need 2 weeks and 6 twinks profiles to make it happen.

 

I'm gonna pretend I enjoy Sarah Tanno, using Instagram I'll praise her work, considering that never happens she will notice me and follow me, I'll DM her and ask her how she's doing, how's work, she will tell me that she's busy with Haus Labs, the movie and other stuff, I'll say that she has a friend in me, that I can help her. She will contact me because she needs an assistant for the next few months. That's my pass. 

 

Once I'm in the Haus, I'll draw a straight line with the cut eyeliner in a head mannequin Frederic uses to flat the wigs, Sarah will say that's not how you do it, not artsy enough, maybe make up isn't my thing, so she will send me to Bobby because we are very close personal friends and she doesn't want to hurt my feelings. #PromoteOnlineKindness. 

 

Maybe I'll do better as assistant to the manager.

 

Once I get his coffee and his Minoxidil at 8 am I'll distract him with the 6 twinks on Instagram, he will spent 2 hour there trying to contact them, in those 2 hours I can steal and scan the agenda he has for LG. That's how we will know what is already made and what's next, the dates, the titles, the persons involved, everything. 

 

In the meantime, I'll log into Gaga's Spotify and create a playlist for underrated gems like So happy I could die, Highway Unicorn, Fashion!, Sinner's Prayer, Before I cry and 1000 Doves. I'll also remove some posts from her Instagram feed and steal Anna Wintour's number to fight with her about Gaga's last american vogue cover. 

 

This plan is almost flawless. Something tells me BALDby doesn't take Minoxidil though

15 minutes ago, Infernal Paradise said:

 

 

Somebody needs to get to work already

 

She looks (and probably is) so new to the technology of iPads.

Also how godda*n hard does she have to pull her hair back FFS we know she's attached to updos but does she have a raccoon under there? 

12 hours ago, zoldyck said:

its same WB that canned mult-million series Batgirl after its being complete. Some other movies as well, they have done lot of questionable things and backtracking. 

And they did it for a tax return, that man in charge is evil and cheap, he wont spend a penny if he can, he wont promote it

6 minutes ago, Aston Martin said:

This plan is almost flawless. Something tells me BALDby doesn't take Minoxidil though

For the beard! He shaves his head every 4 days. 

 

Source: Planet_Chromatica 

Someone ask that Chinese LM to spill more

The way i was an OJH (Obssesed Joanne Hater) since 2016 and  ow im becoming a Littel Joannster, life the ultimate truth teller   Im getting obssesed with Joanne i think i love it now (except Come to Mama, u can choke stupid ass pos song)

 

hey girl do you feeel meee?

sometimes i go too faaaar

hey gir it aint easy

i know its pulling me apart

but darling dont u leave meee

This is the one thing that doesn't make sense:

 

"- girlfriend - gaga ft. abel will be the second LG7 single (and maybe abels next lead single)"

 

Why would he use a song where he's just a feature as his lead? And why would they reuse that as Gaga's 2nd single after it's already run its course? 
 

Also who/where does that Brazilian fan say they got this info from? 

1 minute ago, cyberraga said:

Also who/where does that Brazilian fan say they got this info from? 

The voices in their head.

 

1 hour ago, Bhumisah said:

Someone ask that Chinese LM to spill more

Wait what

Just now, Infernal Paradise said:

The voices in their head.

 

v

 

I mean sis was allegedly right about BruNO let's give him credit

Rumours about male features are making me worried, I fuckin hate male singers 

Im never gonna believe in this Bruno or weekend collab, these are straight lies 

21 hours ago, Joker30 said:

The cross between LG7 and Joker is looking more and more likely 

 

Warner doesn't have a big budget to promote the film, a friend of mine who works in a certain field made a proposal to Warner for a partnership and they turned it down for lack of budget for the film

 

Record companies are investing less nowadays in videos and the like, as the industry has evolved

 

Having both projects at the same time could boost them, LG7 boosting Joker and Joker boosting LG7

 

Of course, I'm not sure about LG7, it's just a deduction given the situation and the information I have

 

By the way, it matches up pretty well with the information shared on GGD about the Polydor guy, but is it real or is it fiction based on the little bits of information I've shared here ? 

 

(Like the fact that she still has studio sessions or about Rihanna, since the Polydor guy also talked about her)

 

Time is the ultimate truth teller 

 

We're on the home straight before the album and lead single, so I'm sure it'll come out this year for now

 

Of course, I'll keep you posted if I hear anything new

 

In the meantime, what are your expectations for the album ? Its musicality ? The visuals etc ?

 

I'm curious to know what your expectations are, it will be interesting to see

What was said on GGD about this Polydor person?

1 hour ago, Miss Anthropocene said:

Rumours about male features are making me worried, I fuckin hate male singers 

Bruno and Abel are like the two male most talented artists out there right now. It would be a blessing to have a collab with both of them

Edited August 9, 20242 yr by Nico Robin

Please not Bruno... he's so boring 

 

 

I don't understand why Gaga never makes feats with other artists...I'm not talking about feats on her own album but on other artists' projects...
The wait between albums would be a lot less boring if we had a few feat songs from time to time...

I can believe that even 1000 Kygos is better than both singles of THAT singer.

Chromatica keeps staying on everyone's vision board and ATRL keeps denying its impact