cyberraga

Wheel of excuses as always, my dear. Clearly you haven't considering your very bothered post on the first page.

"the straights know her" right, so where are the numbers for Headphones On? Or do numbers suddenly not matter anymore? Thankfully all the Year-End lists that helped put Abracadabra at #1 on this list say otherwise. Madonna hasn't released a halfway decent album since 2005, you have no room to speak. Even worse when you consider you're also a fan of the woman who put out Auber Jean.

"B..b—but Bruno" *Abracadabra now the #1 song of 2025 on the AOTY aggregate*

Yes, my dear. The entire point of a single is to send it to radio and promote it. Right, right. And what does that say about the #2 song on this list Headphones On? Surely it's the biggest, straightest smash OAT? So sad how your fave Madonna's entire discography is largely forgotten and she has ZERO classics that survived in the streaming age like all her peers do. It took massive payola from a Marvel blockbuster to breathe some life into that Like A Virgin (?) song, but even then it doesn't compare to where other 80s/90s hits like Running Up That Hill, Billie Jean, Beat It, IWALY, I Wanna Dance With Somebody, Time After Time, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, etc etc are.

Thankfully we have the straightest song of all time Headphones On at #2 to come and overtake it soon!

Laziest rage bait attempt ever. Your heart isn't in it, I fear.

More excuses and fanfic Yall said the exact same nonsense about Shallow and Rain On Me too

What's the excuse now?

The endless cope and excuses Anyway, poor that @Assassin user.

Clearly they know more than fomos on atrl, no? Even with just Spotify + YouTube Music's totals, Abracadabra still ranks the same among the listed songs. The Year-End rankings on Apple Music and Deezer also speak for themselves.

Is there a problem? Reality is reality. Double lol @ that Squall user acting like people wouldn't recognize his username from his past posts.

Except you are. Do you think people don't recognize your username from your past posts?

ijbol the album has universal acclaim on MetaCritic. That is reality. It also has a higher score than / is on part with 5/8 Beyoncé albums. Talking about Lana, Lorde, and Sabrina when the album also has a higher metascore than 7/8 Lana albums, 3/4 Lorde albums, and EVERY Sabrina album.

And why wouldn't there be a "release year exclusion"? Every time people talk about "Most streamed songs on Spotify of X year" they talk about songs released in said year. This isn't anything new.

Sorry what? You are 33 years old and still on here crying about… You know what, nevermind.

Why is a Katy Perry stans speaking on hits? It means "all platforms"… what exactly are you struggling with here?

Given your post history… exactly who I said. Cheers!

It's funny because the OP is a Beyonce stan. Applause Million Reasons ARUTW Bloody Mary Abracadabra Are all bigger SOLO hits globally than anything his fave has released since the Bush administration. It's beyond obvious that he's seething about Mayhem having more SOLP streams than CC, and Abracadabra outlasting TH'E + BMS in the long run.

Yawn.

That's true… But songs like Cuff It and Break My Soul were also lower on the Year-End lists for 2022 as well.

Except… this happens from all sides. To try and claim "b..b-but the monsters started it" is objectively false and laughable. It's from all sides. TH'E was announced during a Halftime commercial — 120M+ live viewers in the US alone The Verizon commercial during Halftime which Beyonce announced TH'E had more exposure (120M+ live viewers in the US alone) than any promo Gaga did combined. Not really. 2025 had multiple streaming forces release too — SZA + Kendrick in late 2024, The Weeknd + Drake + Bad Bunny, etc in 2025. Also other massive songs like Ordinary, Golden, etc Gaga actually has 8. 'The Cure' was on the 2017 list too.

Except… Beyoncé announced Texas Hold 'Em during a commercial for the SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW — a live audience of over 120M people the US alone. That is more exposure than anything Gaga did combined. + country is a bigger genre in the US than dancepop.

I think you've misunderstood the comparison… Abracadabra was #43 overall on the 2025 list (#9 among songs released in 2025). Texas Hold 'Em was #49 overall on the 2024 list (#20 among songs released in 2024).

Okay, let's see... METACRITIC Mayhem – 84% Britney Jean – 50% TOTAL CSPC UNITS (CHARTMASTERS) Mayhem – 6.49 million Britney Jean – 1.71 million YEAR-END SALES (UWC) Mayhem – 2.55 million as of Week 48/52 of this year Britney Jean – OUT of both the 2013 list and the 2014 list TOTAL CERTIFIED SALES WORLDWIDE Mayhem – 1.44 million Britney Jean – 635k US DEBUT (BILLBOARD 200) Mayhem – #1. 219k (136k pure) Britney Jean – #4. 107k UK DEBUT (OFFICIAL CHART UK) Mayhem – #1. 55k (36k pure) Britney Jean – #34. 13k FRANCE DEBUT (SNEP) Mayhem – #2. 25k (currently certified as platinum with 100k total sales) Britney Jean – #22. first week sales N/A... (TOTAL sales in France = 25-30k) GLOBAL DEBUT (UWC) Mayhem – #1. 362k Britney Jean – #3. 218k WEEKS ON CHART (BILLBOARD 200) Mayhem – 38 weeks and counting (still on chart) Britney Jean – 11 weeks CONCERT GROSS Mayhem – $168.94M from first 51 shows ($330M projected total from 87 shows) // $225.26M from first 57 shows if we include Mexico City + Singapore ($386.32M projected total from 93 shows) Britney: Piece of Me (2013-2017) – $137.69M from 248 shows ($176.64M adjusted for inflation) Nevermind the fact that EVERY Gaga song you listed outlasted EVERY Britney song you've compared them to by light years... but they have also outsold, outcharted, outcertified and/or are about to outcertify them in a FRACTION of the time. For example, Abracadabra has spent more weeks on chart in Germany (still charting to this day) and France, among other countries, than ANY Britney hit in existence... ever. MAYHEM is a successful, acclaimed era. Britney Jean was a disastrous, critical and commercial failure full of autotuned mess, Katy Perry and Sia rejects/demos, and allegations of Myah Marie singing the majority of the album. Please refrain from making such laughable comparisons. I'll be back later to make these same statistical comparisons for the singles you listed later on. Stay tuned!

most streamed solo female song of 2025 on both Spotify + Apple Music 2nd most streamed female song across all platforms tour projected to reach 330-330M total gross biggest crowd for concert by a female artist DWAS is still both Bruno's and HER song -- gay men on stan twitter and ATRL crying won't change that. The public doesn't care that it's a collab, Spotify doesn't care that it's a collab, Apple Music doesn't care, Billboard doesn't care, The Grammys don't care. Just FOMOs on ATRL and stan twitter "care" that it isn't solo.