valleyofthedolls

It's done.

I'm an og Lanita but I always think it's funny when Lana stan's accuse Ethel of being an incestuous pervert like Lana doesn't have pics where she's making out with her own sister. Anyways I just choose to remain diplomatic until there is more evidence on either side.

Someone had to do it.

Madonna coming out on the disco ball cross singing Live to Tell while it counts down how many children have been orphaned from aids going into Forbidden Love where she heals conflict in the Middle East through the power of love and interpretive dance.

for no particular reason does anyone remember when Lana's oscar chances for Young & Beautiful were sabotaged by someone sending mysterious letters to the academy voters

Quick someone get Billie or Adele on the phone stat. I can't imagine how insufferable swifties will be if she wins an oscar.

Finally a real diva! Honestly the footballer backlash might've worked in her favor because it was such an obvious over-the-top hatchet job that people will be less inclined to fall for another smear campaign.

Elle sweetie I'm so sorry

I'm not even gay. I'm just doing it for the love of the game.

No, Addison is but nice try.

I'm getting whiplash from how much her image/brand/sound has been sanitized to appeal to the KATSEYE set but then she's singing a balled about her vibrator. Therapy into Ain't in LA kinda left me with the same empty feeling I had watching the end of The Moment.

Listening to the album like this

No, I'm tired of artists milking nostalgia.

Watch her release the new album and Walk of Fame randomly goes viral on tiktok instead.