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there's this (actual) daddy who has to be 55+ and basically wears the same super-tight under armour compression shirt and the tiniest shorts ever who makes the weirdest moans anytime he works out. he also conveniently decides to use one of the bikes near the entrance when all of the other cardio machines are upstairs, so he can stare at all the hot guys coming in/ working out idk how he hasn't been banned yet

congrats to Taylor but the reason why a few of those albums are there is bc of the Taylormania of the past few years and not representative of how successful those eras were pre-2023

unfortunately no. she'll fs earn a nomination and win a few awards in the dance and pop fields, but she is far too divisive to win aoty. not to mention grammys very rarely ever award dance pop in the general field

she makes basic shopping mall music

the Olivias

kylie by far the gayest, no question britney def has gay bops, but a lot of her music gives "white girl bops" similar to taylor or katy perry, sans the Blackout album and some other stuff like toxic, breathe on me, work madonna and gaga have the actual gayest moments tho, like songs that give bathhouse vibes and where you can tell they know all the **** us gays get up to. but they also strike a balance with making more mainstream level music or experimental (for a popstar) that's gonna appeal to more alternative/ off-center crowds

meh not really, all she did was give the album some convoluted title and slap a black and white cover to make it seem "artistic," but it was anything but that. it was yet another album of slop and her releasing that anthology to tack 30+ songs onto the record was yet another maneuver for chart success she's had moments where she's pushed herself artistically in the past, releasing an entirely self-written album, experimenting with folklore, etc but since the TVs and Eras tour its clear she wants to capitalize off the mania as much as possible

if its not clear by now, she cares much more about chart success/ numbers then making great music and being "interesting." if she really wanted to push herself artistically she would've, but she's such a corporation by this point that she all cares about is being #1 commercially

is she tho? katseye are currently on a sold out world tour and just debuted at #1 with an EP

its true. im gen z born in 2000 and have loved britney since i was a little kid. all of my friends have finally caught on these last few yrs with Y2K nostalgia everywhere

hit dogs will holler

will we ever get a normal Beyonce thread on here?

i can def see her getting an AOTY nom but she won't win it. won't be surprised however if she wins best Dance Pop Recording and best Dance/ Electronic Album BYL could also win best pop duo but i'm not sure who the other front runners are, so hard to say fs

a lot of the edgy critics/ bushwick gays ironically stanned at her first when she put out Diet Pepsi and Aquamarine bc everyone was expecting her to put out Katseye-level AI slop. i think subverting everyone's expectations got her lots of attention + Charli and Madonna basically co-signed her, and the ironic stanning became unironic. also add to the fact that she goes on stage in nothing but a bra and panties doing her whole dance recital routine, so ofc certain gays will automatically flock to that personally speaking, i found her album to be quite mid bar a few songs like Fame is a Gun and Headphones On. she feels more like a vessel and has no real artistic identity/ talent. but we'll see where her career goes

i'm sure they are crying that their combined 100th top ten single is out will love to see certain girls achieve this in 20 years