Kinda hilarious how Madonsters act like they're the big bads on this forum yet immediately fold once they get a single whacking.

"Why drag numbers?!?!" "People are mean!1!" "No one had expectations!1!1" IJBOL!

Ms. Perry out-peaking 143 release week with no new music so early on in 2026 was not on my bingo card.

This album aging like a fine wine btw

5 minutes ago, EnigmaticAndroid said:

Bandaids: 35,220 streams

And the GP I fear

another full page of streams from that useless prostitute incoming

Dishing but not being able to take is the epitome of loser behavior

Bring Your Calcium Supplements kinda hitting today

Britney keeps going to mexico because shes getting pimped out in exchange for premium lithium

Kacey and Miranda blend really well, I'm honestly surprised! Definitely the right type of song for them to collab on though.

The Monsters' random obsession with Shakira has me screaming.

Coming up with detailed spreadsheets comparing streaming numbers, pulling up street vendors' testimonies.

This is one of the main fandoms to accuse Swifties of "listening to music with a calculator" whenever its brought up how Taylor stomps all over their fave, by the way

we got that little shakirsters truce on lock

18 minutes ago, EnigmaticAndroid said:

Kinda hilarious how Madonsters act like they're the big bads on this forum yet immediately fold once they get a single whacking.

"Why drag numbers?!?!" "People are mean!1!" "No one had expectations!1!1" IJBOL!

As if they don't have drafts (which will stay that way, FOREVER) saved and ready to be submitted had Bring You BOMB debut'd more streams than Runway

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glamorous life already down to 230k daily and just cracked 1M total

1 minute ago, 2AM said:

glamorous life already down to 230k daily and just cracked 1M total

Sheila E outsold.

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Him doing the girl parts is kind of a kii. Princess indeed.

2 minutes ago, 2AM said:

glamorous life already down to 230k daily and just cracked 1M total

Well she's no The Glamorest Life

Shape of a Woman(???) is probably the best of Gagita's Devil songs, but none of them are really hitting. I actually think that her soundtrack boatmate Dua should've been the popstar they called for this. Her effortless chicness and disco fusion would've made for a great pairing with the film, in the same way that Madonna's Confessions songs soundtracked the original film.

8 minutes ago, 2AM said:

glamorous life already down to 230k daily and just cracked 1M total

@SmittenCake iggy azalea is a prostitute

20 minutes ago, EnigmaticAndroid said:

Dishing but not being able to take is the epitome of loser behavior

This goes for a lot of fanbases here.

Especially the Cardi B fans who spent years kii kii ing on Nicki but took it personal when I would thread all the times Cardi was being trashy (not like I actually cared)

The girlZ can't handle the heat!

Just now, KatyPrismSpirit said:

@SmittenCake iggy azalea is a prostitute

She learned from the best

I have some Cher tea, but no where to put it so I'll just leave it here:

My friend's parents were in an elevator back in the 80s, and Cher came in. She immediately started putting her hands all over the husband and kissing him to the wifes' shock. Cher then looked at my friend's mom and said "I can take him from you if I want. you know that right?" And well, she did.

Underrated Princess jingle

4 minutes ago, Armani. said:

Underrated Princess jingle

It's okay. From one of his most MJ-adjacent albums for sure, so that checks out.

diz song... There... There were signs all along

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lol @ the level of Fadty dupe returning here waiting with baited breath for her heavily pushed back catalogue to help her snatch Gaga. Only a matter of time before she releases a sonic abomination and it kills all this hard work