Katy indoctrination is necessary for you cl0wns

MET GALA TOMORROW SKLANVKJLSbALKSH

katy and cardi coming to gag it

meanwhile your favs can stay home, especially madonna

pls belcalis serve soft-glam, bustdown, arched eyebrows, no contacts, no eyeshadow, and no tarot reader vibes

Is this Dua Lipa?

Would you rather be a

or a

Shakira adding lying to her list of crimes

She tugged Natalie Imgruglia's wig a bit here

If you can't love me at my

You can't love me at my

Katy Perry sat cross-legged on the floor, surrounded by relics of her own past like a pop culture museum no one asked for.

A cupcake bra. A spinning peppermint dress. A USB labeled "UNRELEASED BOPS 2013 (DO NOT DELETE)."

She sighed. "They just don't understand quirky fashion anymore."

Her assistant, born after Teenage Dream was released, didn't respond. He was busy trying to discreetly hide a pair of galaxy leggings.

Katy picked up her phone and stared at a contact saved as "Jeff Amazon 💙 (DO NOT TEXT???)".

"…He used to reply in seconds," she whispered, almost to herself.

She opened the chat. Her last message:

hey!!! thinking of doing smth ICONIC for the met 💫 u around?

Seen. No reply. From three years ago.

She locked the phone like it had personally embarrassed her.

"Whatever," she said quickly. "He's probably… busy. Running Amazon or space or whatever."

Her assistant nodded the way people do when they're lying for your emotional safety.

Katy stood up abruptly. "Fine. Backup plan."

She scrolled again.

"Orlando."

Her assistant winced.

She hit call.

It rang. And rang. And rang.

Finally…

"Hello?"

Katy lit up. "Hi! So quick question, do you…"

"Katy, I'm literally in the middle of something."

"Perfect, this will be fast. I need a MET Gala ticket and I was thinking maybe you could…"

"No."

She blinked. "You didn't even hear the plan."

"I don't need to. Last time you had a 'plan' you tried to arrive at an event inside a giant perfume bottle."

"It was immersive," she snapped.

"It was stuck in the doorway."

Silence.

"…Okay but this is different," she insisted. "I just need you to reach out to Bezos…"

"Katy," he cut in, voice suddenly very calm, very final, "I don't talk to you anymore. That was kind of the point."

That one landed.

She laughed, a little too quickly. "Oh my god, relax, it's not that deep…"

"I dumped you, remember?" he added, not unkindly, just… factually.

Another pause.

"…Right," she said, staring at her reflection in a mirror framed with LED butterflies that flickered slightly out of sync.

"Good luck with the… outfit," he added, before hanging up.

The dial tone felt louder than it should have.

Yeah you are not Pikachoo with that fanfics....you don't have the talent...

1 hour ago, FailSafe said:

Would you rather be a

or a

Neither, I don't want to be a pedo

13 hours ago, That Bad Eartha said:

One thing about her, if Bezos is involved, she's gonna be present to rub that greased up bald head in the hope for a stroke of luck.

Better than Gargamel's Pfizer puppetry. I like Kathy's capitalist villainisms. I need a Katy x Jeff sextape.

13 minutes ago, slowednreverb said:

I need a Katy x Jeff sextape.

You should be having 9 wps instead of me

9 minutes ago, FailSafe said:

You should be having 9 wps instead of me

I accumulated enough wps in the Katy Ruby Rose thread

33 minutes ago, Nicholai said:

Yeah you are not Pikachoo with that fanfics....you don't have the talent...

Yeah and it reeks with anger. A desperate fury to humiliate the hate object. Some people really think people laugh at any long text.

Edited May 4May 4 by slowednreverb

51 minutes ago, Pop said:

Katy Perry sat cross-legged on the floor, surrounded by relics of her own past like a pop culture museum no one asked for.

A cupcake bra. A spinning peppermint dress. A USB labeled "UNRELEASED BOPS 2013 (DO NOT DELETE)."

She sighed. "They just don't understand quirky fashion anymore."

Her assistant, born after Teenage Dream was released, didn't respond. He was busy trying to discreetly hide a pair of galaxy leggings.

Katy picked up her phone and stared at a contact saved as "Jeff Amazon 💙 (DO NOT TEXT???)".

"…He used to reply in seconds," she whispered, almost to herself.

She opened the chat. Her last message:

hey!!! thinking of doing smth ICONIC for the met 💫 u around?

Seen. No reply. From three years ago.

She locked the phone like it had personally embarrassed her.

"Whatever," she said quickly. "He's probably… busy. Running Amazon or space or whatever."

Her assistant nodded the way people do when they're lying for your emotional safety.

Katy stood up abruptly. "Fine. Backup plan."

She scrolled again.

"Orlando."

Her assistant winced.

She hit call.

It rang. And rang. And rang.

Finally…

"Hello?"

Katy lit up. "Hi! So quick question, do you…"

"Katy, I'm literally in the middle of something."

"Perfect, this will be fast. I need a MET Gala ticket and I was thinking maybe you could…"

"No."

She blinked. "You didn't even hear the plan."

"I don't need to. Last time you had a 'plan' you tried to arrive at an event inside a giant perfume bottle."

"It was immersive," she snapped.

"It was stuck in the doorway."

Silence.

"…Okay but this is different," she insisted. "I just need you to reach out to Bezos…"

"Katy," he cut in, voice suddenly very calm, very final, "I don't talk to you anymore. That was kind of the point."

That one landed.

She laughed, a little too quickly. "Oh my god, relax, it's not that deep…"

"I dumped you, remember?" he added, not unkindly, just… factually.

Another pause.

"…Right," she said, staring at her reflection in a mirror framed with LED butterflies that flickered slightly out of sync.

"Good luck with the… outfit," he added, before hanging up.

The dial tone felt louder than it should have.

This episode is nice but I need something funnier and have plot twists

Janet was always more talented than Michael

9 hours ago, Toxic Love said:

Listening to Lil Kim's discography and there have only been like 2 good songs so far. Also she really likes saying d*ke, I'm noticing

Hardcore is her most solid album. Everything else is not up to par.

45 minutes ago, R.E.M. said:

Janet was always more talented than Michael

?

57 minutes ago, R.E.M. said:

Janet was always more talented than Michael

Michael's vocal talent far outweighs Janet's overall talent.

23 hours ago, KatyPrismSpirit said:

Solo Tankery of a Woman

21 hours ago, KatyPrismSpirit said:

Not that britney x liddo hybrid stan begging the moderation team to close the flop of a woman spotify thread because it "technically isnt a single"

CENSORSHIP AFTER FLOP!

21 hours ago, KatyPrismSpirit said:

not the monsters coping with the fact that Joker 2 was the biggest box office bomb in history by hiding behind that 2 minute cameo

20 hours ago, KatyPrismSpirit said:

the way katy reached that billion dollar gross record that liddos are "yasss queening" each other for in 2016, and she never even branched out into acting

Katy Perry's peakwas literally 15 years ago. My niece was born and is now a freshman in HS since Katy's last hit. And we're supposed to believe she's not a nostalgia act?

Hell, even Madonna feels more in touch with today's youth.