Soo.. you all gonna predent you like madonna's new music until it flops to the depths of hell?

Edited April 30Apr 30 by P.O.P

15 minutes ago, P.O.P said:

Soo.. you all gonna predent you like madonna's new music until it flops to the depths of hell?

No one needs to pretend to like a 67 year old woman artist with a 45 years long career, and most importantly expects it to perform the same as a 20 years old MPG.

If the music is good, people simply like and enjoy it.

44 minutes ago, pearlmercury said:

Your Body is still that girl but TERRIBLE streams

We'll Bring Your Love is cute but nothing more really.

I expect it to still pass at least 100M streams with Sabrina being on it etc. I figure they will push this one the most as well

Rain On Me From Temu

5 minutes ago, EnigmaticAndroid said:

Rain On Me From Temu

If anything, Stuart's classy production obliterates Bloodpop's Fischer Price house. Stay in your pastiche lane.

1 minute ago, Jay07 said:

Stay in your pastiche lane.

The album is literally called Confessions 2

10 minutes ago, EnigmaticAndroid said:

The album is literally called Confessions 2

The album is house and not disco. Madonna literally had one of the first mainstream house hits ever. Your fave has been aping it since, including with whatever corporate slop she just churned out for that sequel slop. Again, stay in your lane.

Just now, Jay07 said:

The album is house and not disco. Madonna literally had one of the first mainstream house hits ever. Your fave has been aping it since, including with whatever corporate slop she just churned out for that sequel slop. Again, stay in your lane.

1 minute ago, EnigmaticAndroid said:

Thought so.

Bring Your Love isn't bad but why does it sound like they're singing from the inside of a styrofoam cooler?

Lemme say the smallest amount of criticism of Britney, that'll really throw ThinSkin07 into a tizzy

JIGSAW and R PEDONNA's song is PUTRID

Moldonna's heavily tuned "home-for-the-aged" vocals serving heavily altered IG Pics

7 hours ago, Graves said:

Taste McRae mentioning Bey as a fave but not Britters, who the Army have been trying to claim her as a daughter of for like 2 years now...

I'm a liddo and anyone with ears amd eyes can tell she's heavily influenced by Britney

That's like Ava Max saying her music inspo is Mariah Carey

the nonna song sounding better live than this official release

From the Jigsaw and GrandMaDeadN/A Song Thread

"Madonna only works with legends. Imagine going from BRITNEY SPEARS to.. Katy Perry rip"

10 minutes ago, FrederickGa said:

I'm a liddo and anyone with ears amd eyes can tell she's heavily influenced by Britney

That's like Ava Max saying her music inspo is Mariah Carey

Tate wasnt even alive for Britney's peak. Any Britney influence is probably Ryan Tedder

Being a "Britney" daughter in 2026 isnt the coup. It'll only leave you with a fanbase of nostalgic gays. See Addison Rae

Edited May 1May 1 by AriGlinda

Gaga new upbeat music is so tuneless with no hooks.

Like Shape of a woman is utter trash.

3 hours ago, AriGlinda said:

Elementary teacher and her favorite hispanic student

9 minutes ago, Yes, AND said:

Gaga new upbeat music is so tuneless with no hooks.

Like Shape of a woman is utter trash.

I like the verses tho! But yeah, that chorus could've been better

Edited May 1May 1 by FailSafe

the dichotomy between actually funny and "I'm afraid to post this in the actual thread" posts in here

The lambs crying over Madonna snagging a Sabrina duet is priceless.

I hope it goes top ten in the US so they can suffer more.

Everyone knows I love Mariah but her fans are something else.