TELL ME WHAT'S HER NAME

Remember when Mariah Carey and Gamma aimed for her 20th #1 on Billboard and missed it only by 94 spots?

Edited April 30Apr 30 by slowednreverb

2 hours ago, Gyro Zeppeli said:

What Charli XCX sounds like to straight people:

This is Slayyyter's new album

2 minutes ago, slowednreverb said:

Remember when Mariah Carey and Gamma aimed for her 20th #1 on Billboard and missed it only by 94 spots?

No but I do remember when my local theater pulled Glitter due to its 9/11 release and I never got to see it and was FURIOUS

Just now, Genie in a Bottle said:

No but I do remember when my local theater pulled Glitter due to its 9/11 release and I never got to see it and was FURIOUS

Oh dahhlingg I'm so sorry that happened to you

9/11 was a whole another level of excuse for flopping. Imagine organizing a terrorist attack to distract from flopping.

"If you aren't buying my album then DIE B*TCH"

Edited April 30Apr 30 by slowednreverb

Just now, slowednreverb said:

9/11 was a whole another level of excuse for flopping. Imagine organizing a terrorist attack to distract from flopping.

Tommy Motorola and J-Low were the ones who planned the whole thing too.

And still Mariah rose……… four years later

2 minutes ago, Genie in a Bottle said:

Tommy Motorola and J-Low were the ones who planned the whole thing too.

And still Mariah rose……… four years later

The stolen sample was in the plane that hit the 2nd tower

Imagine a Glitter re-issue called Glitter To Dust.

The deluxe has 6 new patriotic R&B anthems. The Glitter side is dance and the Dust side is lament.

An interlude with the sound of planes crashing the tower segues both sides.

Virgin dropped the ball by not capitalizing on the crisis.

Edited April 30Apr 30 by slowednreverb

God bless the SYGer that posted this album last week. I decided to give a try yesterday at the gym and those weights were lifting themselves

I need more music that sounds like this, any recommendations?

4 minutes ago, slowednreverb said:

The stolen sample was in the plane that hit the 2nd tower

And yet it somehow made it to the desks of Sony perfectly in tact.

Did J-Lo cause 9/11 to try and ruin Mariah Carey? This soo could be a TikTok conspiracy if I make a troll account and push it ahhahaahah

1 minute ago, Kummercell said:

God bless the SYGer that posted this album last week. I decided to give a try yesterday at the gym and those weights were lifting themselves

I need more music that sounds like this, any recommendations?

Gaga needs to do this sound wtf

4 minutes ago, Genie in a Bottle said:

Gaga needs to do this sound wtf

yeah Nose would eat an album like this, too bad she's decided to be the face of corporate prideslop

8 minutes ago, slowednreverb said:

Imagine a Glitter re-issue called Glitter To Dust.

The deluxe has 6 new patriotic R&B anthems. The Glitter side is dance and the Dust side is lament.

An interlude with the sound of planes crashing the tower segues both sides.

Virgin dropped the ball by not capitalizing on the crisis.

The lead single of the re-issue is the much anticipated Mariah x Janet collab called Foggy Moonlight

[pre-chorus]

My baby was in that plane

His crushed body

Makes me think of how American he is

To die for a whole nation

[chorus]

So I'm rubbing one out for you tonight baby

I can still taste your skin

We're making love from the other side

In the foggy moonlight

...

💔

Edited April 30Apr 30 by slowednreverb

15 minutes ago, Genie in a Bottle said:

And yet it somehow made it to the desks of Sony perfectly in tact.

Did J-Lo cause 9/11 to try and ruin Mariah Carey? This soo could be a TikTok conspiracy if I make a troll account and push it ahhahaahah

Apparently it was recovered from the black box of the plane in very low quality. J-Lo had to imitate the sounds to recover the file 💔

Edited April 30Apr 30 by slowednreverb

59 minutes ago, slowednreverb said:

Gamma

well yes

The concept of Zara Larsson outsinging Chloe and Halle

18 minutes ago, Gyro Zeppeli said:

The concept of Zara Larsson outsinging Chloe and Halle

the concept of PP being in a vocalist list

Just now, Démodé said:

the concept of PP being in a vocalist list

finally someone said it

a Selena Gomez-lite singer

Just now, Escape said:

finally someone said it

a Selena Gomez-lite singer

half of the list is chopped, imagine putting Tate over Chappell vocally

4 minutes ago, Escape said:

finally someone said it

a Selena Gomez-lite singer

worse than Selena Gomez and it says something.

PP's voice is Nadia Oh levels of deadpan object.

PP's voice works for the music she makes though at least

The real question is who invited Madison Beer