- I can do this cool suction thing with my hands on almost any surface that produces a fart sound! most people can only do it with their armpits (boring!) but I can do it on my eyeball like the Rated R album cover—which I cutely made my own version of here—but like actually applying pressure and making a loud noise  most of my friends don't like it when I do it cause they're afraid I'll pop my eyeball out somehow… but that has yet to happen so we're good! I can also do it on my ankle, on any surface, on glass, and with both palms together

 

- I can do very loud tongue pops! the key is to go from as high on the roof of your mouth as possible and quickly snap your tongue down 

 

- I can also do throat singing, I'm a bit out of practice though… the key is to stay on "oooyyuuuryeeee" types of almost stagnant sounds on one pitch and gradually change the shape of your lips and you'll start hearing it 

 

- my knees (my right one in particular) used to make clicky sounds whenever I went up and down stairs… doesn't happen as much anymore though 

 

- I used to be able to suck my own c*ck but I'm very out of practice… my key was to put a pillow behind my head and when I had a bunk bed I'd walk my legs over by pressing them against the mattress on top and gradually was able to woohoooo 

I have thumb hypertextension/Hitchhiker's thumb were I can bend my left thumb back quite a bit

 

Edited August 8, 20251 yr by Pluto6

my body produces what must be at least 4x more farts than normal 

Just now, Biggie said:

my body produces what must be at least 4x more farts than normal 

i think you would love to meet my friend May

 

15 minutes ago, jeauseph said:

- I can do this cool suction thing with my hands on almost any surface that produces a fart sound! most people can only do it with their armpits (boring!) but I can do it on my eyeball like the Rated R album cover—which I cutely made my own version of here—but like actually applying pressure and making a loud noise  most of my friends don't like it when I do it cause they're afraid I'll pop my eyeball out somehow… but that has yet to happen so we're good! I can also do it on my ankle, on any surface, on glass, and with both palms together

 

 

not the farting eye sockets

 

I can make one ass cheek bounce at a time

I can talk to animals 

Just now, Princess Aurora said:

I can talk to animals 

girl everyone can talk to animals , do they talk back ?

3 minutes ago, May said:

girl everyone can talk to animals , do they talk back ?

Can they hold a conversation with animals? Yes, they talk back to me

 

1 hour ago, KatyPrismSpirit said:

my eyelid sometimes vibrates out of nowhere and i kinda like it

***** same omg, do we have multiple sclerosis

2 hours ago, blackoutbaby said:

I can squirt like a woman

Honey that's douche water 

Im surprised you dont have a superpower with farts 

17 minutes ago, Smarticle said:

Im surprised you dont have a superpower with farts 

i do but as per the terms of my thread making priviliges im not allowed to say that words

I get uncontrollably sleepy if I need to poop like literally can't keep my eyes open level sleepy 

ik this isn't that uncommon but i start crying whenever i yawn and it's so embarassing especially when people legit think im crying about something 

when i laugh a lot instead of my stomach hurting i get an ache behind my ears

i can wiggle my ears, flare my nostrils and raise each eyebrow independently. i can also bend my right big toe independently from the others

 

lol but really, every now and then I kind of spit saliva in a small stream when I yawn and it looks like a snake spitting venom. I guess it's called gleeking. 

I used to hit this ridiculous high note that was really loud, mainly I guess I was able to contract my vocal chords, hold the pressure and do a quick release which caused a really loud and high noise. Would be able to shut down a whole room. That was in my teens during choir that I found out I could do that. Never kept it up so forgot how to. Still have a great falsetto though. 
 

I can also move my ears and have toe thumbs like Megan Fox

My jaw makes clicking sounds when I bite in a specific way