I was too employed yesterday to check in and see what y'all were doing but I Louvre a good ranking chain when it's not kicked off by a certain attention-starved phony insider 

 

Track 1s:

Spoiler

1. Faithful - lives were changed, and I can never walk in the rain without thinking of this

2. Son of God - lives were changed, and this invented rock music and guitars

3. worship - lives were changed, and this invented plucked-string medieval-core balladeering

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4. Mine - excellence, and may we ever praise "you made a rebel of a careless man's careful daughter" as the greatest line of our days

5. Timmy - excellence, and Carrie Underwood never knew peace

6. the 1 - excellence, but the first song about Matty Healy, and that just cannot be forgiven

7. Fortnight - excellence, but flop and lyrically confused

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8. Lavender Marriage - enjoyable, but the most written to track written to track song in Her discography and I still don't understand what She was going on about. What exactly do we need to get off Her desk? 

9. Welcome To Chromatica - enjoyable if one doesn't know what a Taylor pop song has the potential to sound like

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10. Ready For Scary Sounds? - tolerable in a live setting, but likely the cause of my eventual degenerative hearing loss

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11. I Forgot How To Compose A Song - this was a hate crime. I think we deserve compensation. 

Track 2s:

Spoiler

1. christagain - lives were changed, mostly the girlies on tiktok, and I love that for them because this song is a blessing for the masses

2. Maryoon - lives were changed, and a real ******* legacy was left

3. Bible Study - lives were changed, notably Travis Kelce's. I hope his mom printed these lyrics out and they used them for reading practice

4. confessional prayer - lives were changed, especially those of us fortunate enough to be gagged by Her random wedding dress performance. I've never lived like I did that day 

5. Scripture To Learn - lives were changed, and so was the climate by the emissions from his stupid old pickup truck. Homophobia lost!

6. The Tortured Prince of Peace's Disciples - lives were changed, though only mine and the few others with exceptional taste (cc @Kyle-x), because y'all just don't get it

7. Saints Fly - lives were changed, particularly those of us who watched Her bungle this particular singles rollout

8. Redemption - lives were changed, but that crossword lyric should've joined them and been changed to something less awkward

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9. Chart Smasher - excellence, but unprecedentedly overplayed

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10. End Fame - enjoyable, but only in secret because this is a guilty pleasure to end all guilty pleasures

11. Flopteen - enjoyable, but Abigail didn't need You airing out her business

The way the excellence and consistency of the track 2s just completely devours the track 1s 

Edited July 8, 20251 yr by hoax

this is hard, track #2

 

1. cardigan

2. Maroon

3. Cruel Summer

4. Blank Space

5. Red

6. champagne problems

7. Sparks Fly

8. End Game

9. Picture To Burn

10. Fifteen

11. The Tortured Poets Department

1. Campaign Problems (Why Evermore lost AOTY)
2. Christagain
3. Comred Taylor
4. Fuel Streams
5. Sparks Fly (An Ode To Hillary Duff)
6. Blank Saint
7. Million
8. End Career
9. Hair To Burn (Why Does Her Hair Look Frizzled)
10. Fifteen (Seconds And I've Turned This Song Off)
11. The Tortured Listeners Department

 

 

@hoax Not us using the same nickname for Cardigan, I didn't even notice before I posted 

According to ATRL insider Janekkk TS12 lead will be heavily inspired by Carly Rae Jepsen's track "Surrender My Heart".

 

1 hour ago, mael said:

 

Decrease On The Beach 95k LFMAO 

1 hour ago, mael said:

 

Please provide a trigger warning next time 

1 hour ago, mael said:

 

oh Question…? the underrated masterpiece you are 

9 hours ago, Taylor fanboy said:

Now back to that Vestments hater…

 

@cruelcooper what's good?!

 

But king Nicholas deserves his flowers for stanning one of the best dlx tracks

 

poor

 

 

Let's look at Anti Legs shall we? YO-YO,K will out stream it in 6 months….

Yoko ono washing everyone and coming for her last victim 

 

but it's what she deserves for that abomination of setlist choices…

 

Edited July 8, 20251 yr by Michael196

13 minutes ago, mael said:

Let's look at Anti Legs shall we? YO-YO,K will out stream it in 6 months….

What are the streaming numbers looking like? 

1 hour ago, poppurple said:

Decrease On The Beach 95k LFMAO 

Babe Legend On The Beach had a nice day, is Math in the room with us ?

 

 

 

15 minutes ago, Badgalbriel said:

What are the streaming numbers looking like? 

Check my post above 

59 minutes ago, Michael196 said:

Yoko ono washing everyone and coming for her last victim 

 

but it's what she deserves for that abomination of setlist choices…

 

Mastermind instead. What was she sniffing?
 

Even Lavender Haze could have been cut. 
 

 

32 minutes ago, BloodLuster said:

Babe Legend On The Beach had a nice day, is Math in the room with us ?

 

 

 

Taylor please come back we're starting to think 95k daily streams is good 

Just now, poppurple said:

Taylor please come back we're starting to think 95k daily streams is good 

Taylor AND Lana ARE respected legends here

 

 

 

you learn how you behave, OR you time is done here, babe gorl.

 

On 7/7/2025 at 7:51 PM, Clearblue said:

1. State of Grace

2. Fearless

3. Mine

4. willow

5. Fortnight 

6. the 1

7. Lavender Haze

8. Tim McGraw

9. …Ready For It?

10. Welcome to New York

11. I Forgot That You Existed

Track 2s

 

1. Maroon 

2. Red

3. Sparks Fly

4. Fifteen

5. cardigan

6. End Game

7. champagne problems

8. Picture To Burn

9. Blank Space

10. Cruel Summer

11. The Tortured Poets Department

On 7/8/2025 at 6:51 AM, Clearblue said:

Based on my song preference and not "the best way to open an album"

 

1. State of Grace

2. Fearless

3. Mine

4. willow

5. Fortnight 

6. the 1

7. Lavender Haze

8. Tim McGraw

9. …Ready For It?

10. Welcome to New York

11. I Forgot That You Existed

No Taylor opening songs can top State of Grace and no albums can top RED

Wohahahahaha

On 7/8/2025 at 5:38 AM, Dear Reader said:

I think we should go back to ranking things so she moves faster 

 

I'll start with ranking track 1s!

 

1. State of Grace

2. the 1

3. willow

4. Fearless

5. Tim McGraw

6.  Mine

7. …Ready For It?

8. Lavender Haze

9. Fortnight

10. Welcome to New York

11. I Forgot That You Existed

May I ask have we had a TS megarate? I'd love to participate in 

4 minutes ago, David_Greengrass97 said:

May I ask have we had a TS megarate? I'd love to participate in 

Did you learn the lyrics to my past username, coney island, yet?

1. Card#1god, Earth's rotation actually changed when she wrote this.

 

2. The Tortured Sl*ts Cabaret, life-changing, that last minute is one of her biggest career highlights this decade. Love how she calls those two British menaces pretentious losers, and I also love how she dragged Charlie Puth in a condescending way without sounding condescending.

 

3. Cruel GOD, that guitar is everything, the energy, ugh, it's giving excellence.

 

4. Blank Space, iconic, ate reputa's entire concept up in a more enjoyable way.

 

5. Godroon, lives were changed, perfect follow up to LAVENDER MADRE. I love the verses so much.

 

6. Red, one of the most enjoyable songs of her entire career, 10/10.

 

7. Sparks Fly, one of the first country-pop songs of her that I listened to. Timeless is a word I'd use to describe it.

 

8. Picture To Burn, country classic, she outattitude'd reputa at 16.

 

9. Champagne Problems, amazing song, amazing lyrics, beautiful simplistic melody, a perfect warm up to the career highlights that GOD Rush and 'tis the BIBLE season are.

 

10. End Game, she's a bop and a cute girl, surrounded by khia tracks, feels like a tease of the Don't Blame Me excellence. Sadly she's surrounded by the decent but not great RFI, and the forgettable and too loud IDSB.

 

11. Fifteen, never cared about it thematically, but she's not a skip, just not interesting enough to me at least.

19 minutes ago, BloodLuster said:

Taylor AND Lana ARE respected legends here

 

 

 

you learn how you behave, OR you time is done here, babe gorl.

 

I'm a bottom you can slap my round ass if you want

 

9 minutes ago, Clearblue said:

Did you learn the lyrics to my past username, coney island, yet?

STOP CHANGING NAMES!

No, I don't learn that song. I don't feel relatable with it.

All songs I've learnt are songs about broken hearted people 

I'm not American citizen. We don't have that corny island. 

Whatever.

Bye.

Again, RED IS TAYLOR SWIFT'S BEST ALBUM