1 hour ago, penguintim said:

You really thought I was going to let KrustyProlapsedSphincter come for Carlallah and get away with it? Thanks for the preliminary lashings, I'll take it from here!

Even if that were true, Call Me Maybe is still bigger than any Katy song. But let's compare some daily streams for other songs!

I Really Like You: 137,587

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Chained To The Rhythm: 134,304

Never Really Over: 134,304

I'M HIS, HE'S MINE (feat. Doechii): 119,971

Waking Up IN Vegas: 58,452

This Is How We Do: 53,721

Swish Swish: 52,604

LIFETIMES: 50,714

WOMAN'S WORLD: 48,191

 

Good Time (song): 320,216

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143 (album): 298,272

 

Call Me Maybe (song): 818,283

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Smile (album): 526,688
Witnesss (album): 356,312
1432 (album): 326,216

I Really Like You, which we've already established does more daily streams than some of Katy's "hits" and recent lead singles, spent 20 weeks on the Hot 100, something that none of Katy's singles since have been able to do. Interesting!

Mind you, Miss Jepsen also appeared as the opening act on the US leg of one Witness Tour. I guess by that point Miss PErry was also too toxic to be considered beneficial to anyone's career?

Twice as many grammy's as katy then? After all, 2x0=0

Talking numbers as a katykat is one thing, but actual artistry? Well, let's compare shall we? Taste the rainbow!

If The Loneliest Time is a bomb then Katy should be weary about the IDF trying to recruit her.

Thank god for that!

As we've already established, Carly's least acclaimed album is still more acclaimed than Katy's entire body of work, she doesn't chase chart trends, and she is well-liked and respected within the industry. Katy has been a laughing stock for the bets part of a decade, and recently ran to a rapist for a final bid for relevancy only to serve one of the most CRITICALLY PANNED albums of all-time.

I hope this all fulfilled whatever humiliation kink you seem to be indulging in! Who knows, perhaps one day Katy Perry will be able to release a new album that stays out streaming Call Me Maybe for more than a few months! Hell, maybe out there in space she'll find an audience that connects with her recent output!

j don't even need to bother dragging you, @Loca liking this post already a damning indictment of it

 

Just now, Rush said:

 

The way Wikipedia uses the bubbling under for her US chart peaks 

 

The way she only has two entries on that omg 

 

2 minutes ago, Bussea said:

cardi b is a better raper than nicki minaj

 

I'm not gonna defend EpsteiNika's behaviour but you can't deny the talent

1 hour ago, Bussea said:

oh and you're gay as hell @Smarticle

I'm straight 

4 minutes ago, Bussea said:

cardi b is a better raper than nicki minaj

 

16 faces isn't even a better rapper than the horse lady.

 

I'm gonna need yall to learn how to read

 

Just now, Smarticle said:

I'm straight 

can i turn you 

 

12 minutes ago, St. Charles said:

Actually this song went top 10 due to the Kane brown remix… so…

And its about to reach 1 billion on Spotify due to Camila's version, your point?

 

 

4 minutes ago, EnigmaticAndroid said:

No but it is generally embarrassing 

 

Just for this, Mayhem is NOT getting that third stream from me!

 

On 4/1/2025 at 9:05 PM, EnigmaticAndroid said:

Pick your favorite M*donna nickname:

 

Madonster

Madog

Dogonna

Moldonna

Molddead

Mandonna 

Fadame X

Old B*tch

Cyndi Lauper's Shadow

Madead

Needs Madentistry 

Gap Tooth of Pop

Mandick

Messdonna

80s fad

Pannedonna

9x Razzie Winner

Biblically Accurate Prostitute

Megalodonna

 

You forgot

 

Madoodoo

Metamucil

 

 

1 minute ago, Bussea said:

I'm gonna need yall to learn how to read

 

OH!

1 minute ago, Bussea said:

I'm gonna need yall to learn how to read

 

omg just used my brain and read it again

you spilled

Camila Cabello is an underrated artist.

And an extremely underrated live performer. 

 

 

But Camila Cabello wants to be an AMERICAN pop star so bad (and that's a major part of her downfall). She should actually focus on those Spanish-infused hits (without those corny male rappers or singers). You can tell she hates the "Havana's," the "Bam Bam's," and the "Señorita's." If Camila Cabello had her way, all her music would sound like "Shameless" and "Never Be the Same" and "My Oh My" and "C,XOXO." (And if Ariana Grande had her way, she'd always wear her hair as tightly to her scalp as humanly possible.)

 

 

In conclusion, Camila Cabello needs to commit to delivering an album of Spanish-flavoured hits, and then she'll be on top again. "Familia" doesn't count because why is "Don't Go Yet" and "Psychofreak" on the same album? Commit.

 

...Vin

PF2 outsold Mayhem

Just now, Vin said:

Camila Cabello is an underrated artist.

And an extremely underrated live performer. 

 

 

But Camila Cabello wants to be an AMERICAN pop star so bad (and that's a major part of her downfall). She should actually focus on those Spanish-infused hits (without those corny male rappers or singers). You can tell she hates the "Havana's," the "Bam Bam's," and the "Señorita's." If Camila Cabello had her way, all her music would sound like "Shameless" and "Never Be the Same" and "My Oh My" and "C,XOXO." (And if Ariana Grande had her way, she'd always wear her hair as tightly to her scalp as humanly possible.)

 

 

In conclusion, Camila Cabello needs to commit to delivering an album of Spanish-flavoured hits, and then she'll be on top again. "Familia" doesn't count because why is "Don't Go Yet" and "Psychofreak" on the same album? Commit.

 

...Vin

She's racist, we don't care.

Nazi Grimace only sold herself for some backstreet cocaine

Just now, Nico Robin said:

Nazi Grimace only sold herself for some backstreet cocaine

Who's Nazi Grimace? Grimes?

I thought this thread was supposed to be closed now.  In that case, I rescind my earlier peace treaties until this is locked!

 

1 hour ago, Eternium said:

I have nothing against Gaga. @Pop Art randomly interjected a Britney vs. Gaga fanwar because he wanted attention. You can check my post history - I was supporting MAYHEM before this. But seeing just how disgusting and lame LMs are, I'd rather not be associated with any of them moving forward. Maybe the Hive was right.

Girl I only brought up ol' knee cuz you said something about your faves being talented singers or something like that while stanning, well...her. I realize now you were probably referring to one of your K-Pop faves. But let me step off the gas, I like Brit so I don't want to be known as part of that subset of liddos who hate her.

 

Anyways, Xtinct is xpired!

 

Just now, Stankonia said:

Who's Nazi Grimace? Grimes?

Nicki Minaj I assume? 

Dua Lipa is not over

Just now, Stankonia said:

Who's Nazi Grimace? Grimes?

Excuse the confusion, Im talking about Stinky Garbaj!

Grating asprin is a talentless lorde tribute artist. She's only famous because of her dad and her best friend Taylor...

Just now, blackoutbaby said:

She's racist, we don't care.

Camila Cabello is not one of six baby mamas.

 

 

So Camila Cabello wins, by default.

 

 

...Vin

I thought Nazi Grimace was Willa Ford

7 minutes ago, Bussea said:

I'm gonna need yall to learn how to read

 

Mess