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Will update with a tweet momentarily

 

Update:

 

 

Ooop 

Nice bait! 

Anyways

Mediocrity recognizes mediocrity 

For the first time in her career she used a ghostwriter because that was actually funny 

Her being besties with Ryan Reynolds and his wife makes so much sense

PoisonedIvy take a nap or something!

7 minutes ago, Spicy Pisces said:

PoisonedIvy take a nap or something!

I literally just woke up from a healthy 8 hours of rest thank you

I'd happily donate as well on Hugh's and Ryan's abs 

…Ready for Invitro?

Ejaculate Game

I Donated Sperm Bank

Don't Sterilize Me

Surrogate

Look What Doctors Made Me Do

Sperm It Blows…

Zygote

Ambulance

Father of My Embryo

Donating With Our Nuts Dry

Labgown

This Is Why We Can't Have Consanguinity

Call It Co-parenting

New Born Screening

 

 

 

The way that story alone probably just earned the movie another $100 million in the box office

All I saw was "Taylor Swift Praises Sperm…" and I was like, same girl, same 

5 minutes ago, Taylor fanboy said:

…Ready for Invitro?

Ejaculate Game

I Donated Sperm Bank

Don't Sterilize Me

Surrogate

Look What Doctors Made Me Do

Sperm It Blows…

Zygote

Ambulance

Father of My Embryo

Donating With Our Nuts Dry

Labgown

This Is Why We Can't Have Consanguinity

Call It Co-parenting

New Born Screening

 

 

 

you're always so quick and funny 

@wastedpotential I guess she has written the word Sperm now so maybe we were onto something when we talked about who're music 

33 minutes ago, SweetOreosOfHeaven said:

Mediocrity recognizes mediocrity 

As predictable as you RUNNING to a thread with sperm in the title

Thank You taylor for Linking Tickets for Deadpool  

How much did Marvel/Disney spend on this ad?

45 minutes ago, Taylor fanboy said:

…Ready for Invitro?

Ejaculate Game

I Donated Sperm Bank

Don't Sterilize Me

Surrogate

Look What Doctors Made Me Do

Sperm It Blows…

Zygote

Ambulance

Father of My Embryo

Donating With Our Nuts Dry

Labgown

This Is Why We Can't Have Consanguinity

Call It Co-parenting

New Born Screening

 

 

 

I can't ******* stand you, when will you ever miss with these 

1 hour ago, Taylor fanboy said:

…Ready for Invitro?

Ejaculate Game

I Donated Sperm Bank

Don't Sterilize Me

Surrogate

Look What Doctors Made Me Do

Sperm It Blows…

Zygote

Ambulance

Father of My Embryo

Donating With Our Nuts Dry

Labgown

This Is Why We Can't Have Consanguinity

Call It Co-parenting

New Born Screening

 

 

 

I love you so much  

I saw the story and I was giggling lol.

I-

As a non-Swiftie, I'm so confused. So Ryan Reynolds made Taylor godmother to one of his kids? And she's making a joke directly referencing his sperm to make the child?

Add grossed out to the list, even if it wasn't a clean image like Taylor delivering this nasty joke.

2 minutes ago, ThePopStop said:

As a non-Swiftie, I'm so confused. So Ryan Reynolds made Taylor godmother to one of his kids? And she's making a joke directly referencing his sperm to make the child?

Add grossed out to the list, even if it wasn't a clean image like Taylor delivering this nasty joke.

Not sure why her saying sperm made you clutch your pearl necklace so bad!

2 hours ago, Popboi. said:

As predictable as you RUNNING to a thread with sperm in the title

Okay?