Why does this absolute masterpiece (top-2 on Rennie, behind America Has a Prophetess) remain so underappreciated?

 

Why do the chronically tasteless remain incapable of giving that 11/10 production its dues?

 

Why has that Tinashe'd 2nd verse not been put in the MoMA yet?

 

Why are the stunning harmonies in the outro not being studied in schools all over the world?

 

Why does comic book villain Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter keep withholding the visuals, knowing they could heal the Ozone layer, reverse climate change and bring about world peace?

 

I want answers.

 

Edited January 10, 20233 yr by ATWK

A really boring and tired metaphor, all for an absolutely purposeless song; it contributes absolutely nothing  She went over the top with the ego on this one.

 

Nice production, but ultimately a forgettable an unnecessary part of GODAISSANCE

Edited January 10, 20233 yr by ahauntingnearu

Ugly noise. 

5 minutes ago, ahauntingnearu said:

a forgettable an unnecessary part of GODAISSANCE

 

it is correctly rated

 

13 minutes ago, ATWK said:

Why does this absolute masterpiece (top-2 on Rennie, behind America Has a Prophetess) remain so underappreciated?

you spilled with this though

Edited January 10, 20233 yr by sunbathinganimal

The last 2 mins of the song (or so) + the outro is one of the best parts of the album.

Edited January 10, 20233 yr by swissman

You're absolutely correct about AMERICA HAS A PROPHETESS but THIQUE is appropriately rated

 

10 minutes ago, ahauntingnearu said:

A really boring and tired metaphor, all for an absolutely purposeless song; it contributes absolutely nothing  She went over the top with the ego on this one.

 

Nice production, but ultimately a forgettable an unnecessary part of GODAISSANCE

what's the tired metaphor? are you referring to the adjective "thick"?

6 minutes ago, swissman said:

what's the tired metaphor? are you referring to the adjective "thick"?

'thique' referring to both how sexy and how wealthy she is. Metaphor wasn't the perfect word (though it still stands) - but I am personally so beyond tired of this type of song/lyric from her. Enough girl  REN is amazing production through and through - this is obvious - but damn I'd love for her to switch up what she sings about. I get the larger-than-life and bragging is her thing, but I wouldn't call it 'substance' per se.

Edited January 10, 20233 yr by ahauntingnearu

The second half is good and vocally playful, but the first half is arguably the cringiest part of the album. 

America Has a Prophetess, here for it.

Thique is a bop and a half

That's that summer
That's them hummers
That's that girl, give me your number
That's that Jordy
That's that Scarlett
That I just got out of college
That's that I don't do this usually
I don't know what you do to me
(That I don't do this usually
I don't know what you do to me)

 

She actually has a song called "Thique" on the album? I thought this was a spoof thread. I feel like her writing camps scour the internet to find trendy ways that "the kids talk" to make songs for her. This explains her recurrent streams are so poor. It's about what's trendy now. Very of the moment. Anyway, will listen to "Thique" (lol) and let you know what I think.

we needed an actual Tinashe feature for it to be rated properly i'm afraid

 

 

Top 1 on Renaissance. Can't believe it's so underrated. Definitely the biggest banger on the album if you ask me.

It's in my Top 5 I think but the 2nd verse is literally the best moment on the album

1 hour ago, InventedGays said:

Is it? Everyone I know loves it. This is easily one of the best parts of the entire album: 

 

"Ooh, it's that strawberry, this that grape and cherry
This that Ginsu, cut that b- like culinary
Ooh, this the bounce, spend my money, make it count
If it's lost then it get found
Just keep dropping that sh- down

 

That's that summer
That's them hummers
That's that girl, give me your number
That's that Jordy
That's that Scarlett
That I just got out of college
That's that I don't do this usually
I don't know what you do to me
That I don't do this usually
I don't know what you do to me"

This is the best part of the song (and makes it album worthy) - but the full song is just good. I honestly which she kept this part and merged it with a different song to put on the album. 

That's a song for bad *******, not everyone is a bad ***** 

 

Edited January 10, 20233 yr by popularmoonlight

1 hour ago, InventedGays said:

This is easily one of the best parts of the entire album: 

an album highlight

46 minutes ago, SharonStone said:

She actually has a song called "Thique" on the album? I thought this was a spoof thread. I feel like her writing camps scour the internet to find trendy ways that "the kids talk" to make songs for her. This explains her recurrent streams are so poor. It's about what's trendy now. Very of the moment. Anyway, will listen to "Thique" (lol) and let you know what I think.

You can keep your ugly opinion 

 

masterpiece the definition of 

I love Thique! It’s upper mid tier in the album for me and the constantly dragged first verse is not nearly as cringy as I’m That Girl and Church Girls chorus. It deserves more! 

2 hours ago, ariesgroove said:

That's that summer
That's them hummers
That's that girl, give me your number
That's that Jordy
That's that Scarlett
That I just got out of college
That's that I don't do this usually
I don't know what you do to me
(That I don't do this usually
I don't know what you do to me)

 

This is the only good part of the song and it’s where it all picks up for me. The rest of the song is tiresome and it’s definitely the worst on the album, sorry 

It's rated appropriately as bottom 2 songs with Move

Edited January 10, 20233 yr by McNulty

Homophobia