Yea this thread has been done but the old thread is no accessible. I’ll start:

 

Lady Gaga - “Hair, Body, Face”

 

Actual: “Tryna leave here, but you won’t let me leave. Saying that if I care what they think, I’ll never succeed.”

 

Misheard: “Tryna leave here, but you won’t let me

leave. Saying I don’t not care what they think. I’m never sexy.”

Curfew pronounced as curfay

 

 

25 minutes ago, umich said:

Yea this thread has been done but the old thread is no accessible. I’ll start:

 

Lady Gaga - “Hair, Body, Face”

 

Actual: “Tryna leave here, but you won’t let me leave. Saying that if I care what they think, I’ll never succeed.”

 

Misheard: “Tryna leave here, but you won’t let me

leave. Saying I don’t not care what they think. I’m never sexy.”

What? The first one is not the lyric? 

Britney - 3

 

Actual: Peter, Paul, Mary

Misheard: Peter Pan, Mary

 

Actual: 1, 2, 3, counting

Misheard: 1, 2, 3, Kevin

Mohombi & Nicole Scherzinger - Coconut Tree

 

Actual: No one but you boo I got you, you got the best of me

Misheard: No one but your cloaca, you got the best of me

Lizzo - About Damn Time

 

Misheard: Feeling fussy, walkin' in my Balenci-ussy's
Tryna bring out the fat-*****-lust  
 

Actual: Feeling fussy, walkin' in my Balenci-ussy's
Tryna bring out the fa-bu-lous

45 minutes ago, Negev said:

What? The first one is not the lyric? 

It is.  

but the second one isn’t

misheard: When I grow up, I wanna see the world, Drive nice cars, I wanna have boobies

 

actual: When I grow up, I wanna see the world, Drive nice cars, I wanna have groupies

All the lonely Starbucks lovers

2 minutes ago, TheCal said:

misheard: When I grow up, I wanna see the world, Drive nice cars, I wanna have boobies

 

actual: When I grow up, I wanna see the world, Drive nice cars, I wanna have groupies

This one still gets me  

You been running around running around  running around throwing all that dirt (turtle?) on my name 

 

 or so I've heard people say this

2 minutes ago, mikeyace16 said:

All the lonely Starbucks lovers

One of my favorite misheard lyrics

Is Sana gay?

31 minutes ago, TheCal said:

 I wanna have boobies

I can't believe that's not the real lyrics, I proudly sing this.  

Rain on me

misheard: "I'd rather be drunk but at least I'm alive"

actual: "I'd rather be dry but at least I'm alive"

 

 

Demi Lovato - Cool for the Summer

 

Actual: I can keep a secret, can you?

Misheard: I can keep a secret kid: you!

 

The Weeknd - Reminder

 

Misheard: "Recommend play my song on the radio. You too busy trying to find that blue A**hole"

Actual: "Record man play my song on the radio You too busy trying to find that blue-eyed soul"

 

 

Jesy Nelson - Boyz
 

Misheard - I like them doctors and them gold teeth, type that like to feel up on my body

Actual - I like them tattoos and them gold teeth, type that make me feel like I’m a baddie

Edited May 22, 20224 yr by Quiqui4eva

Sunflower 

 

Actual: Callin' it quits now, baby, I'm a wreck
Crash at my place, baby, you're a wreck

 

Misheard: Callin' it quits now, baby, I'm erect
Crash at my place, baby, you're erect

On 5/22/2022 at 9:46 AM, Lazuli said:

Sunflower 

 

Actual: Callin' it quits now, baby, I'm a wreck
Crash at my place, baby, you're a wreck

 

Misheard: Callin' it quits now, baby, I'm erect
Crash at my place, baby, you're erect

Whaat  

 

OT: 

 

I just noticed that I've always sung "The Monster" wrong.

 

Actual: Yeah, you think I'm crazy. Well that's nothing.

Misheard: Yeah, you think I'm crazy. Well that's not fair.