umich Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 Yea this thread has been done but the old thread is no accessible. I’ll start: Lady Gaga - “Hair, Body, Face” Actual: “Tryna leave here, but you won’t let me leave. Saying that if I care what they think, I’ll never succeed.” Misheard: “Tryna leave here, but you won’t let me leave. Saying I don’t not care what they think. I’m never sexy.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delirious Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 Curfew pronounced as curfay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negev Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 25 minutes ago, umich said: Yea this thread has been done but the old thread is no accessible. I’ll start: Lady Gaga - “Hair, Body, Face” Actual: “Tryna leave here, but you won’t let me leave. Saying that if I care what they think, I’ll never succeed.” Misheard: “Tryna leave here, but you won’t let me leave. Saying I don’t not care what they think. I’m never sexy.” What? The first one is not the lyric? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk8erfan Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 Britney - 3 Actual: Peter, Paul, Mary Misheard: Peter Pan, Mary Actual: 1, 2, 3, counting Misheard: 1, 2, 3, Kevin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Miracles Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 Mohombi & Nicole Scherzinger - Coconut Tree Actual: No one but you boo I got you, you got the best of me Misheard: No one but your cloaca, you got the best of me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
despy Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 Lizzo - About Damn Time Misheard: Feeling fussy, walkin' in my Balenci-ussy's Tryna bring out the fat-*****-lust Actual: Feeling fussy, walkin' in my Balenci-ussy's Tryna bring out the fa-bu-lous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umich Posted May 21, 2022 Author Share Posted May 21, 2022 45 minutes ago, Negev said: What? The first one is not the lyric? It is. but the second one isn’t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCal Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 misheard: When I grow up, I wanna see the world, Drive nice cars, I wanna have boobies actual: When I grow up, I wanna see the world, Drive nice cars, I wanna have groupies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyace16 Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 All the lonely Starbucks lovers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umich Posted May 21, 2022 Author Share Posted May 21, 2022 2 minutes ago, TheCal said: misheard: When I grow up, I wanna see the world, Drive nice cars, I wanna have boobies actual: When I grow up, I wanna see the world, Drive nice cars, I wanna have groupies This one still gets me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Into The Void Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 You been running around running around running around throwing all that dirt (turtle?) on my name or so I've heard people say this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Into The Void Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 2 minutes ago, mikeyace16 said: All the lonely Starbucks lovers One of my favorite misheard lyrics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antisocialites Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 Is Sana gay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ger Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 31 minutes ago, TheCal said: I wanna have boobies I can't believe that's not the real lyrics, I proudly sing this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shinyshimmery Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 Rain on me misheard: "I'd rather be drunk but at least I'm alive" actual: "I'd rather be dry but at least I'm alive" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Britney Is Fierce Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 Demi Lovato - Cool for the Summer Actual: I can keep a secret, can you? Misheard: I can keep a secret kid: you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokee Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 The Weeknd - Reminder Misheard: "Recommend play my song on the radio. You too busy trying to find that blue A**hole" Actual: "Record man play my song on the radio You too busy trying to find that blue-eyed soul" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiqui4eva Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 (edited) Jesy Nelson - Boyz Misheard - I like them doctors and them gold teeth, type that like to feel up on my body Actual - I like them tattoos and them gold teeth, type that make me feel like I’m a baddie Edited May 22, 2022 by Quiqui4eva Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazuli Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 Sunflower Actual: Callin' it quits now, baby, I'm a wreck Crash at my place, baby, you're a wreck Misheard: Callin' it quits now, baby, I'm erect Crash at my place, baby, you're erect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ger Posted May 24, 2022 Share Posted May 24, 2022 On 5/22/2022 at 9:46 AM, Lazuli said: Sunflower Actual: Callin' it quits now, baby, I'm a wreck Crash at my place, baby, you're a wreck Misheard: Callin' it quits now, baby, I'm erect Crash at my place, baby, you're erect Whaat OT: I just noticed that I've always sung "The Monster" wrong. Actual: Yeah, you think I'm crazy. Well that's nothing. Misheard: Yeah, you think I'm crazy. Well that's not fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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