What the tarot are saying these days? @GraceRandolph

 

I think it's been a few hours since someone said it, so let me remind you all that Bombanne is her worst album

 

19 minutes ago, JohnWayneHolland said:

Then why is Shallow on track to become her biggest song ever, and ARUTW is also massive

 

 

She already has the older audiences, now she needs the teens

 

I think it's been a few hours since someone said it, so let me remind you all that ChroMAGA is her worst album

 

 

1 minute ago, JohnWayneHolland said:

I think it's been a few hours since someone said it, so let me remind you all that ChroMAGA is her worst album

 

 

if you ignore Joanne, ARTPOP, and The Fame then sure

 

You have to create 1 album of 12 songs using 6 songs from Joanne and 6 from ARTPOP. 

 

Show me your results 

5 minutes ago, Artur said:

I think it's been a few hours since someone said it, so let me remind you all that Bombanne is her worst album

 

I screamed  

Million Bombs couldn’t even reach at least Top 3 despite having the biggest promo slot in the country & her last single to get payola’d by Interflop, why?

 

1 minute ago, Artur said:

She already has the older audiences, now she needs the teens

 

Let's be honest for a moment here, Gar isn't as rebellious/passionate as she was when she created her first four albums, she won't be creating Dark Bawps anymore, the sooner y'all understand that the easier it will be for y'all

 

Just now, PlERRE said:

You have to create 1 album of 12 songs using 6 songs from Joanne and 6 from ARTPOP. 

 

Show me your results 

Diamond Heart 

Sinner's Prayer

Perfect Illusion

John Wayne 

Dancing in circles 

AYO 

 

Aura 

Venus 

ARTPOP 

G.U.Y. 

Applause 

Fashion! 

3 minutes ago, sunbathinganimal said:

if you ignore Joanne, ARTPOP, and The Fame then sure

 

And if you don't ignore them ChroMAGA would still be her worst, so...

 

5 minutes ago, PlERRE said:

You have to create 1 album of 12 songs using 6 songs from Joanne and 6 from ARTPOP. 

 

Show me your results 

1. Diamond Heart

2. Applause

3. Dancin’ in Circles

4. Sexxx Dreams

5. Do What U Want

6. MANiCURE

7. Perfect Illusion

8. Venus

9. ARTPOP

10. Million Reasons

11. Just Another Day

12. Gypsy

Edited April 11, 20233 yr by hausofbryan

25 minutes ago, JohnWayneHolland said:

Then why is Shallow on track to become her biggest song ever, and ARUTW is also massive

 

 

Same reason they're streaming Godly Mary and Judas, talent and taste

 

If the GP wanted her to do a bunch of crusty Celine AC leftovers then Hold My Glands would've been the smash it was supposed to be

ChroMAGA her worst album? Not when JoQAnneon is there.

GÁR better work with Tame Impala, Father John Misty, and Beck again

 

3 minutes ago, JohnWayneHolland said:

Let's be honest for a moment here, Gar isn't as rebellious/passionate as she was when she created her first four albums, she won't be creating Dark Bawps anymore, the sooner y'all understand that the easier it will be for y'all

 

Not doing dark burps doesn't mean she has to do a bunch of dated flops for geriatric audiences. 

 

The way AC audiences are so irrelevant today that even Adele underperformanced but yall want her to pander to them chile... 

Just now, EnigmaticAndroid said:

Not doing dark burps doesn't mean she has to do a bunch of dated flops for geriatric audiences. 

 

The way AC audiences are so irrelevant today that even Adele underperformanced but yall want her to pander to them chile... 

Mainly because HAC audience is becoming dance pop as we all turn into daddies.  

Not us circling back to that argument again 

 

Atp I kinda want Fad to actually release a ballad album and have it bomb into oblivion just so we can end the convo 

1 hour ago, Pikachoo said:

lowkey the best song on HotACAnne

 

 

God I really hate her vocals on Toucanne but the album has so many good songs, this being one of them

 

6 minutes ago, EnigmaticAndroid said:

Same reason they're streaming Godly Mary and Judas, talent and taste

 

If the GP wanted her to do a bunch of crusty Celine AC leftovers then Hold My Glands would've been the smash it was supposed to be

The difference between Shallow/ ARUTW/INLA and Hold My Hen is that BloodClot worked on the latter, HE'S THE PROBLEM

 

 

That was a classic, that was a classic

 

23 minutes ago, PlERRE said:

You have to create 1 album of 12 songs using 6 songs from Joanne and 6 from ARTPOP. 

 

Show me your results 

1. Diamond Heart
2. Applause
3. Venus

4. GUY

5. Do What U Want

6. Sexxx Dreams

7. Perfect Illusion
8. John Wayne
9. Dancin In Circles
10. Million Reasons
11. Hey Girl
12. ARTPOP

26 minutes ago, JohnWayneHolland said:

Let's be honest for a moment here, Gar isn't as rebellious/passionate as she was when she created her first four albums, she won't be creating Dark Bawps anymore, the sooner y'all understand that the easier it will be for y'all

 

She released one of her best dark bops - Repslay - 3 years ago, though

 

 

Seriously though, I understand what you mean, but I still think she can and will eventually dive into pure pop music again. Either with something more mature (a mix of Madge's ROL and Bloody Legend - but thematically different), or maybe some sexy R&B influenced songs. I know @hausofbryan agrees with me.

Edited April 11, 20233 yr by Artur

14 minutes ago, EnigmaticAndroid said:

Not doing dark burps doesn't mean she has to do a bunch of dated flops for geriatric audiences. 

 

The way AC audiences are so irrelevant today that even Adele underperformanced but yall want her to pander to them chile... 

I mean just because she won't make Dark Bawps anymore doesn't mean she has to go the AC/Adele route, there are a lot of other genres she can try

 

31 minutes ago, JohnWayneHolland said:

I think it's been a few hours since someone said it, so let me remind you all that ChroMAGA is her worst album

 

 

I would drag you for this post but everyone else in here already did it