Wait, 

 

"UNQUALIFIED AND UNFIT"

 

READ THAT PH@GUETTE!

 

9 minutes ago, justin. said:

Meanwhile RATchie is crying into Gaga’s bosom, and she’s telling him everything will be okay. “I love your metal-fork-in-a-socket choreo! The Monsters love you!”

none of these words were in the bible

Spoiler

this post is so ****** funny 

 

Ugh I need Gaga on the Amy biopic.

 

Don't @ me for saying she's too old or not the right fit.

 

Only real issue is the director, she's not good, but Gaga is the only one who can portray Amy properly, she has the look (Amy looked older than her age), the voice and the star power, it will be impossible for them to find a newcomer who can embody Amy personality and stardom, it's gonna ended up a Lifetime movie with that director and a newbie, oh well.

10 minutes ago, Konril said:

Gar will release the Sour Candy Music Video this Friday to quell this Scheiße-storm. I can feel it!

We will get Sour Candy Lyric Video part 2 

…. wait, why does this unofficial lyric video have more views than the official one? 

 

Kevin's post oh wow shit is getting real

 

 

Who would've thought that Gar should have had channeled the SUPERCHARGED. CLEAN. ARTISTRY. not on her make-up but on her Haus.

20 minutes ago, JohnWayneHolland said:

Oh he's really really over

 

 

That video is @PlERRE cuando despidan a Satan Tanno. 

The scars on my mind are on replay, re-replay eh-eh

*beat drop*

Not but I'm really cackling at the way they're READING him professionally.

 

"Unqualified", "unfit", "very mentally abusive", "horrible person to work for".... yes! lash the *****!

 

Everything about that post was giving me Tiffany

 

“Pretty much I would let Gemma(Richy) know
that she is a fat *****
and, um the shoes(choreos) that she gave me were
not something that I would particularly
buy(do) for myself.

They were old maiden type of shoes(choreos), and
she said that those shoes(choreos) were meant to
be worn on a beautiful woman(gay)

So if that is the case she should have put
them back on the rack and she should
never even purchased them because she
was UNQUALIFIED to own those shoes(choreos) if
that's the case

and, um I think that Gemma(Richy) is just a
disgrace. She's a disgrace to women who are
actually beautiful and classy and(talented), um she
just doesn't have the vernacular(skills) she
thinks she possesses

Somebody(Gaga) lied to her several times and
told her that she was fly, hot and sexy
and beautiful and she's nothing like that
She's nothing of the sort”

16 minutes ago, Bhabylon said:

The new dancers reading all of this tea about Richy

Baby, they're panicking. 

 

 

 

4 minutes ago, Vroom Vroom said:

We will get Sour Candy Lyric Video part 2 

…. wait, why does this unofficial lyric video have more views than the official one? 

 

Color coded lyric videos are very popular in K-pop + its better than the one we got let be real.

4 minutes ago, Leptine said:

Ugh I need Gaga on the Amy biopic.

 

Don't @ me for saying she's too old or not the right fit.

 

Only real issue is the director, she's not good, but Gaga is the only one who can portray Amy properly, she has the look (Amy looked older than her age), the voice and the star power, it will be impossible for them to find a newcomer who can embody Amy personality and stardom, it's gonna ended up a Lifetime movie with that director and a newbie, oh well.

Gaga needs to stay away from accents for a long, long time. Focus on perfecting the craft. 

Plus, the director couldn't be more sh+tty, like you said. So, no ma'am... 

 

4 minutes ago, Vroom Vroom said:

We will get Sour Candy Lyric Video part 2 

…. wait, why does this unofficial lyric video have more views than the official one? 

 

Gar is unqualified to release Lyrics video. She has it in her to make the video confusing and almost unreadable (Applause, The Cure, Sour Candy...)

2 minutes ago, TheLastChord said:

Everything about that post was giving me Tiffany

 

“Pretty much I would let Gemma(Richy) know
that she is a fat *****
and, um the shoes(choreos) that she gave me were
not something that I would particularly
buy(do) for myself.

They were old maiden type of shoes(choreos), and
she said that those shoes(choreos) were meant to
be worn on a beautiful woman(gay)

So if that is the case she should have put
them back on the rack and she should
never even purchased them because she
was UNQUALIFIED to own those shoes(choreos) if
that's the case

and, um I think that Gemma(Richy) is just a
disgrace. She's a disgrace to women who are
actually beautiful and classy and(talented), um she
just doesn't have the vernacular(skills) she
thinks she possesses

Somebody(Gaga) lied to her several times and
told her that she was fly, hot and sexy
and beautiful and she's nothing like that
She's nothing of the sort”

The accuracy of it all 

6 minutes ago, Leptine said:

Ugh I need Gaga on the Amy biopic.

 

Don't @ me for saying she's too old or not the right fit.

 

Only real issue is the director, she's not good, but Gaga is the only one who can portray Amy properly, she has the look (Amy looked older than her age), the voice and the star power, it will be impossible for them to find a newcomer who can embody Amy personality and stardom, it's gonna ended up a Lifetime movie with that director and a newbie, oh well.

She'd perfect for the role but that director ain't it. She better stay away from that mess. 

5 minutes ago, State of Grace. said:

Not but I'm really cackling at the way they're READING him professionally.

 

"Unqualified", "unfit", "very mentally abusive", "horrible person to work for".... yes! lash the *****!

 

This is literally how I described my boss last week when I explained to HR why I quit 

 

It's such an horrible experience to deal with people like that 

 

 

 

Ordered the outfits for my Chromatica shows, basic stuff from ASOS

Hopefully they arrive b4 I leave for Düsseldorf on Friday night 

 

1 minute ago, venuss said:

This is literally how I described my boss last week when I explained to HR why I quit 

 

It's such an horrible experience to deal with people like that 

 

 

 

Speak your truth sis! These people should be FIRED!

 

11 minutes ago, Blade Runner said:

That video is @PlERRE cuando despidan a Satan Tanno. 

That day, it's going to be glorious. I just got chills just thinking about it. 

11 minutes ago, State of Grace. said:

Not but I'm really cackling at the way they're READING him professionally.

 

"Unqualified", "unfit", "very mentally abusive", "horrible person to work for".... yes! lash the *****!

 

It's been a long time, I pray for a moment like this.

 

47 minutes ago, Almodusa said:

Fun fact: If A Very Gaga Holiday had a 5th track, it would’ve been eligible at the 2013 Grammys (I would imagine in Best Traditional Pop Vocal Album). 

 

32 minutes ago, Chromatica said:

Not this post serving:

 

 

 

12 minutes ago, TheLastChord said:

Everything about that post was giving me Tiffany

 

“Pretty much I would let Gemma(Richy) know
that she is a fat *****
and, um the shoes(choreos) that she gave me were
not something that I would particularly
buy(do) for myself.

They were old maiden type of shoes(choreos), and
she said that those shoes(choreos) were meant to
be worn on a beautiful woman(gay)

So if that is the case she should have put
them back on the rack and she should
never even purchased them because she
was UNQUALIFIED to own those shoes(choreos) if
that's the case

and, um I think that Gemma(Richy) is just a
disgrace. She's a disgrace to women who are
actually beautiful and classy and(talented), um she
just doesn't have the vernacular(skills) she
thinks she possesses

Somebody(Gaga) lied to her several times and
told her that she was fly, hot and sexy
and beautiful and she's nothing like that
She's nothing of the sort”

I CRIED SO MUCH READING THIS  my cousin came to see what was happening because I was screaming and laughing with no control

 

I'm having a blast rn ngl