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So happy for Brit-Brit. Well deserved. But the very first blight I noticed on this list was Christina Milian's seminal seductive classic Dip it Low being at #97! DIS-RE-DAMN-SPECTFUL. My homegirl didn't play in exquisitely-coifed mud for this tragic placement to occur. PRISON to whomever orchestrated this tomfoolery.

Honestly? Truly? …a hard yes. An immaculate record from top to bottom. Even over SWTNR+TU,N.

ETA: F*** an S (respectfully!) for the ultimate Sel G. bop.

Voted Boys (Album Version, of course) since middle-nameless self-titled is my favorite Britney album, but BYE at y'all choosing Born to Make You Happy as the pitfall of the selected tracks. Singlehandedly the greatest song from Britney's debut. ISWIS.

I have unironically loved this song since its unceremonious debut. A progressive, self-aware skank-bop that the world can't handle. The thex is still thpectacular indeed, Queen Kiely!

But all albums are valid Top 3 placements outside of Death Street.

Love Ms. Katy and her pop classics down, but Queen Rhonetta Johnson elucidated upon her unfortunate decline at the 6:00 mark of this iconic audition:

Happy anniversary, Mimi! My eternal fave. A lifelong inspiration. Top 3 songs: Top 3 performances: (I see you up there! ) When she attempted to purify the Scammys: And just because it was so damn extra: But considering that it's MC, these choices fluctuate on a weekly basis. That's what happens when you have a God-given talent!

#Justice4DamitaHo! My absolute favorite Janet LP; hands down. Choosing a top 5 is like choosing between air or water, but from immediate impulse: Like You Don't Love Me Truly All Nite (Don't Stop) SloLove I Want You Zero skips. ZERO.

I'm still hoping for a B'Day Part II, TBH. That's an album with ZERO skips for me (the non-deluxe edition, of course ). What a magnificent era!

The taste you just exhibited is just phenomenal! I can never get enough of Teena Marie. I practically grew up on her music. Irons in the Fire is literal perfection from top to bottom, and was entirely self-produced! She never received the grandiose accolades that her massive talents very much much warranted. Lady T could definitely use some more love. My all-time favorite Teena song:

The industry should’ve left his overrated ass in 2009. All of the discourse surrounding the perception of this clown is entirely self-induced. Let’s hope it’s a promise on his end.