I would continue to pound his *ss, but I wouldn't go any further. 

There's definitely a bit of a hesistancy. I obviously care about sexual violence, and I'm not afraid of dragging my own fav through the mud for working with people that have questionable morals. And I'd lowkey expect the same from a potential partner, otherwise our core values on how to navigate life are not aligned and that's ultimately gonna end in fighting and catastrophe anyway. 

If he's a barb too then I guess that settles it. You have to k!ll him

 

1 hour ago, RideOrDie said:

well he's a muscley twink and i'm a muscley cub... but he's an iphone user so that's a problem

But does he use a bidet or toilet paper? That's the deciding factor.

I just imagined my bf, my loml, my @RideOrDie etc of 3 years not wanting to date me in the first place bc … of my fav popsinger … 

Edited July 24, 20242 yr by PopKills

Just now, PopKills said:

I just imagined my bf, my loml, my @RideOrDie etc of 3 years not wanting to date me bc … of my fav popsinger … 

i asked my dear friend about this situation and he said being a katycat past the age of 21 is a red flag :/ 

Just now, RideOrDie said:

i asked my dear friend about this situation and he said being a katycat past the age of 21 is a red flag :/ 

Well I just asked my bf and he said I've not given red flag the last 2 years so here you have it from a direct source  

8 minutes ago, PopKills said:

Well I just asked my bf and he said I've not given red flag the last 2 years so here you have it from a direct source  

who does your bf stan? 

If I knew you were a muscley top I would have chosen different narrative back there in Gaga base 

 

no i wouldnt (obvious reasons) unless they pirated everything  

No, I wouldn't. Same goes for lovatics, I was talking to a guy on grindr once and he sent me his ig and I found out he was a lovatic and I blocked his ass. I wouldn't go near a katycat or a lovatic even if my life depended on it 

20 minutes ago, RideOrDie said:

who does your bf stan? 

Sufjan Stevens, Troye Sivan and Conan Gray 

nopp, made that mistake once, not again 

The ones on Twitter are hot, so yes.

You know what? gurl what? That's sucks, I think and I hope you are doing ok. I mean some Katycats can be as bad as Lana fans and LMs to date. One Lana fan (a jock) left his dirty, piss-stained jockstrap on my bed and I was mortified. Some fanbases just don't have class or decorum. At least it wasn't a Hive, Praise Slaychelle that you got a Katycat because those guys tend to stab their partners in butt with their stingers while screaming Mother!!!. I am still concerned about you, did you get tested? Some Katycats can be Katyrats in disguises, with STD like Success Fan Syndrome and Swifus.

 

 

@RideOrDie You are in our prays. 

 

Sry I had to, like is duh this is obvi a joke and a lie because like what else would it be like OMG, what tots faux, tots lies, and tots Perry. I love the Onion.

Yes, I would because he, she and I can go to the same concert and then have post-concert sx, a win-win. 

Edited July 26, 20242 yr by Phaunzie

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