i have this fb bottom i been meeting up with since the beginning of the year, he's really cute and shorter than me so i can just pick him up and throw him around and stuff. we also make great content for twitter and he's got the phattest ass ever 

 

anyways i hit him up for my weekly h*le again yesterday and he came over and put his phone and keys next to my bed and went to the bathroom to put on his jockstrap or whatever he do, but my eyes glanced for a second and i saw that he has been streaming woman's world on his way. now i was thinking of asking him out on a date, but after what i just witnessed the smile on my face disappeared and started to question if i even 143'd him or was he always just one of the boys... he might also be a barb which would be the final nail in the coffin for my heartstopper teenage dream... but i don't have confirmation for that yet, so atrl what would you do if you were in my situation? i didn't wanna spoon him afterward which is unlike me :/ i think i lost my attraction toward him 

Jesus Christ what a sad little life you have.

nope. bad taste in music is unattractive

Just now, salmi93 said:

Jesus Christ what a sad little life you have.

Not the first post. 

This is one of the most pathetic posts I've seen on here, ngl 

7 minutes ago, RideOrDie said:

i saw that he has been streaming woman's world on his way. he might also be a barb which would be the final nail in the coffin for my heartstopper teenage dream...

I have some news for you….

Just now, KatyPrismSpirit said:

I have some news for you….

are you him sis? 

 

I did once and he was cool. But it didn't last much cause he was just too delusional. It was right when Katy was stomping on Gaga in 2013 and I just couldn't deal with his claims that Katy was better than Gaga. 

9 minutes ago, RideOrDie said:

after what i just witnessed the smile on my face disappeared and started to question if i even 143'd him or was he always just one of the boys... he might also be a barb which would be the final nail in the coffin for my heartstopper teenage dream..

 

Spoiler

There is one delulu but hot katycat on ATRL so I'm afraid yes

 

I've dated a criminal who's currently serving prison time, but even I have my standards

All these personal attacks omg. Sarcasm is not a crime.

Just now, Alaska. said:

I've dated a criminal who's currently serving prison time, but even I have my standards

in the sense that-

Just now, ChooseyLover said:

All these personal attacks omg. Sarcasm is not a crime.

kitkats lacking a sense of humour or taste or morals... but it's ok cause they have their diamond alboom and diamond singles 

3 minutes ago, RideOrDie said:

are you him sis? 

 

i'll promise to stream tough next time around

On another note, I've been in a long term relationship with an OTH for more than 5 years now. So I can't say much about my standards. 

Just now, KatyPrismSpirit said:

i'll promise to stream tough next time around

tough or goddini... both higher charting smashes, either would do

 

i was ready to make my katyprismspirit joke but i see it has been already done…

play bongos and joyride next time and see how he reacts, maybe he's just a casual fan of both. but if he starts yelling bigfoot or something throw him out the window since you said he's easy to pick up 

the first three or four posts can't be real 

@RideOrDie you forgot to mention how much larger than you he is 

14 minutes ago, KatyPrismSpirit said:

I have some news for you….

I hope it's 

 

2 minutes ago, Dear Reader said:

@RideOrDie you forgot to mention how much larger than you he is 

well he's a muscley twink and i'm a muscley cub... but he's an iphone user so that's a problem

The question is: are there tops on ATRL?

Edited July 24, 20242 yr by Princess Aurora

Gays are such fickle, shallow, capricious creatures that I didn't think it was out of the realm of possibility tbh

5 minutes ago, Rune said:

Gays are such fickle, shallow, capricious creatures that I didn't think it was out of the realm of possibility tbh

yes one second they are all free kesha next it's a dr luke's world :/ idgi