1 minute ago, JO1s said:

Mariah is a good writer and part of the vocal trinity. J-lo is part of vocal thievery 

No she isn't. She has not written a hit song in so so so long. Jlo stole her thunder just as she was fading

Edited April 1, 20242 yr by Tudors

1 minute ago, KOMH said:

Liddos reminiscing about the so-called pop girl domination of the late 00s and early 10s. Groundbreaking.

 

You failing to go a full day without talking out of your ass about liddos for the umpteenth time. Groundbreaking.

 

3 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

He's just unemployed and miserable and has nothing better to do with his time than attack people with irrelevant dissertations they won't bother reading 

 

The two sides of him being that and then blind Ariana Grande stanning with never not send me 

 

Harry's Gentrified Neighbourhood vs. MIDnights

 

Notice how Jolene (2024) has one writer 

some people cannot be bought...

 

1 minute ago, fauxtography said:

im fine with pluto as long as he remains a Once.

 

 

Who we really need to get rid of is that monsternavy, we found will, and Mel

 

 

 

@MonsterNavy @WeFoundWill @Mel.

 

Thots? 

1 minute ago, Tudors said:

No she isn't. She has not written a hit song in so so so long. Jlo stole her thunder just as she was fading

Moo outsold JLo even if you remove her entire first decade before she debuted

 

Just now, Diesel is Desire said:

@MonsterNavy @WeFoundWill @Mel.

 

Thots? 

 

 

2 minutes ago, TSwiftie said:

Holy F*ck is better than Plastic Hearts

 

This is true and I'm a godley stan

 

37 minutes ago, Tudors said:

Mariah Carey is jealous if Jennifer Lopezs body since her debut

Poor thing has to starve herself for 2 weeks on top of the annual tummy tuck to attempt to wear things jlo slays on the regular.

that square waist  

why force yourself into a crop top if you're gonna be uncomfortable and hiding your gut the entire night 

 

meanwhile

2 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

Not when Middy was so beloved it outsold every other AOTY winner this decade combined, Heil Harry didn't even last six months before the sales and streams collapsed

Only eternal relevance & acclaim for the Queen

 

Just now, Tudors said:

No she isn't. She has not written a hit song in so so so long. Jlo stole her thunder just as she was fading

I didn't know that to become a good writer you need to write a hit song  what a joke

 

1 minute ago, Pop Art said:

Where's the C-Squad from OldTRL? Now's their time to shine.

 

 

Quick someone post a Ciara drag (shouldn't be much work) to see if they'll come running.

 

Cici

Released
August 18, 2023

Billboard 200 Debut-

 

Just now, She-Rah said:

Poor thing has to starve herself for 2 weeks on top of the annual tummy tuck to attempt to wear things jlo slays on the regular.

that square waist  

why force yourself into a crop top if you're gonna be uncomfortable and hiding your gut the entire night 

 

meanwhile

Is that Wendy Williams at the top

Y’all are so fucking weird

1 minute ago, Tower said:

GODTALS is HEAVENLY

 

Poortals was a self loathing unimaginative, disturbing and quite frankly DISGUSTING to look at flop who's entire schitck of being a fat pink alien not only gathered drags from the music industry but was only consumed by 12 year olds on TikTok

 

 

and if my child asked me to go to a Felonie concert were she charges and scams her fans for a zoom meet and greet, I would deny that request because I know I would be endangering my child by putting them in close proximity to that "artist"

 

I love you Beyoncé but I listen to Kacey

Just now, HonourableVomit said:

 

Lady Gaga is a full time (Academy Award nominated) actress, I don't see how she's relevant to that 'lyrical battle' going on in your head. 

 

 

 

 

 

Lady Gaga had to run and suck off half of Hollywood to get a few movie bookings after her music career got hit by a bus and died. Remember that Bradley improvised calling her ugly for an emotional point with audiences, HOG was an abject failure and she was a mockery for how she played Patrizia, and J-*** is going to flop even harder because musicals haven't been relevant in 40 years

 

 

You tried it though. Gar isn't worried about lyrics because she's too scared of the D-list numbers she'd do if she ever stepped foot into the studio and made another album. Chlamydia killed the little remaining goodwill she had with the music-listening public. Now, I fear she's only remembered as the girl with the nose who gave Bradley a lap dance. 

 

1 minute ago, She-Rah said:

Poor thing has to starve herself for 2 weeks on top of the annual tummy tuck to attempt to wear things jlo slays on the regular.

that square waist  

why force yourself into a crop top if you're gonna be uncomfortable and hiding your gut the entire night 

 

meanwhile

The way this is from like 8 years ago 

Just now, Saddy said:

I didn't know that to become a good writer you need to write a hit song  what a joke

 

She had them in the 90s when she was pretty and had a nice body

nnnnnn... this is going to kill all those low-effort "why?" threads

 

I LOVE IT HERE

5 minutes ago, Tudors said:

I don't want a phone that can't block ads. I think you chose to quote me out of jelousy thst my screenshot had no ads while yours had 50 billion lol

i chose to quote you because i needed to know where that stench was coming from

 

Just now, suburbannature said:

The way this is from like 8 years ago 

I'm jk I love Mariah and tolerate jlo sometimes 

1 minute ago, khalyan said:

Y'all are so ******* weird

this whole thread really reads like a social experiment at how much this user base has been foaming at the mouth to drag

 

 

Beyonce will never win AOTY unless she drops the writing camp and releases a full self-penned album with minimal samples.