So Mr Gangsta is on tape being the househusband/cuck we been knew he is

 

 

Marie Osmond is a horrible singer, performer, and mother. She used to have 8 kids but now has 7 because she wasn't there for her 8th one and he killed himself. 

3 minutes ago, Doogle said:

They love the songwriter angle to drag Beysus but then a simple look at Ga's songwriting and you realise she'd have been better not picking up the pen to begin with

 

 

Another reason Taylor (an actual good writer) is such a threat to them

 

It's hard for the kindness punks to swallow the fact that most of Gar's lyrics come off as embarrassing and lame to anyone not drinking her kool-aid

 

 

I know Taylor has some stinker lines but for every ME or Karma there's a Blank Space or cardigan that just takes a giant steaming dump on everything Gar has put to paper

 

Bey and Gar actually have similar writing percentages (let's say, on average, Gaga writes ~ 10% more) and yet Bey is dragged as a scam artist while Gaga is put on some songwriting pedestal as if she's a genius by the Liddos. It's truly remarkable. 

Even songs like Gypsy she only wrote 30% of...Till It Happens To You only 2% and she lost Emmy eligibility for it  

Perfect Illusion was also a fully-written and finished song before she got it. A songwriter she is not.

 

Lady Hasbeen is an overrated tank by the few people in here trying to relive their high school days

 

 

LG7 WILL flop onto oblivion, to the point where she'll focus solely on her acting career

 

 

Talking about her rapidly dying acting career, let it be known she will never win a Best Actress Oscar

 

 

By 2030, she'll be a forgotten fad by the GP, and her last few liddos will go onto mental crisis and believe we never left 2010

 

I don't particularly love Pirate Bey's discography for the most part but at least she has the talent to back up the hype, unlike some others that are all smoke and beautiful gowns.

 

6 minutes ago, Raspberries said:

1. No one is "forcing" anyone to buy Taylor's albums. It's interesting you say that, but no one in the right mind would say Gaga "forced" her fans into buying Chromatica (7 variants) like you're saying about Poets (4 variants) or Midnights (4 variants)

 

2. Who is inflating? She has 5 albums in the top 10 most streamed female albums list

 

3. That McNuggets meal is more expensive than Born This Way was during its first week of release 

 

Midnights arrived after months of pre-release promotion and pre-orders — and its sales figure is bolstered by an array of available versions and variants of the album. It is available to purchase in a standard digital album (both clean and explicit); a deluxe digital album (clean and explicit, each with seven additional songs); an iTunes-exclusive version with a bonus spoken word track (clean and explicit); four standard CD editions (each with a different cover, both clean and explicit); four vinyl LP editions (each with a different cover and colored vinyl); and a cassette tape. Target is also selling an exclusive "Lavender" edition of the album on CD and colored-vinyl LP, with the CD boasting three bonus tracks.

 

Plus, in the weeks leading up to release, Swift's webstore sold pre-orders of signed copies of the four standard CD albums and the four standard vinyl LPs. Midnights is also available in deluxe boxed set with a CD edition of the album and a Swift-branded T-shirt, exclusively for Capital One cardholders.

 

 

 

Zeena LaVey Swift literally feeds off of Swiffers' life force & financial capital to the point where it's sadomasochistic for them  
 

 

Just now, KOMH said:

Bey and Gar actually have similar writing percentages (let's say, on average, Gaga writes ~ 10% more) and yet Bey is dragged as a scam artist while Gaga is put on some songwriting pedestal as if she's a genius by the Liddos. It's truly remarkable. 

Even songs like Gypsy she only wrote 30% of...Till It Happens To You only 2% and she lost Emmy eligibility for it  

Perfect Illusion was also a fully-written and finished song before she got it. A songwriter she is not.

 

simple explanation

 

FAD is known for giving credits to her collaborators and be fair with it

Pirate BEY is known for grabbing credits

 

4 minutes ago, Doogle said:

They love the songwriter angle to drag Beysus but then a simple look at Ga's songwriting and you realise she'd have been better not picking up the pen to begin with

 

 

Another reason Taylor (an actual good writer) is such a threat to them

 

I agree. Coming for Beyonce's songwriting and use of samples just reeks of desperation. The way she crafts songs is much more impressive than Gaga's songwriting skills

 

9 minutes ago, HonourableVomit said:

Writers like William Shakespeare and Lady Gaga push the creative boundaries of language and use its sounds as a tool for inciting emotion, others use it to seethe about the boys who pumped and dumped. 

 

 

Genuine question, does Gar have any songs she wrote by herself? Are there any songs that were first put to paper by Gar alone that didn't have someone else's hand holding the pen and writing the words? Is she capable of actually crafting her thoughts and emotions into song, or is she reliant on her co-writers like most of her contemporaries? 

 

I don't keep up with her career or her credits, but surely you can tell me. 

 

edit: mess google informed me that UTI is self-written and I do love that song. never mind, drag canceled, fun canceled. 

 

Edited April 2, 20242 yr by wastedpotential

Well I certainly didn't expect to see Marie Osmond catching strays in here

 

Just now, wastedpotential said:

Genuine question, does Gar have any songs she wrote by herself? Are there any songs that were first put to paper by Gar alone that didn't have someone else's hand holding the pen and writing the words? Is she capable of actually crafting her thoughts and emotions into song, or is she reliant on her co-writers like most of her contemporaries? 

 

I don't keep up with her career or her credits, but surely you can tell me. 

 

SPEECHLESS and YOU&I and several unreleased songs

 

wrote and composed it all by herself

 

3 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

It's hard for the kindness punks to swallow the fact that most of Gar's lyrics come off as embarrassing and lame to anyone not drinking her kool-aid

 

 

I know Taylor has some stinker lines but for every ME or Karma there's a Blank Space or cardigan that just takes a giant steaming dump on everything Gar has put to paper

 

See when youre good at your job you don't need to hide behind amateur poetry. Ooh la las are really all Gaga needs to drive home the point of a song because she's not a sociopath and her voice is able to actually convey emotions.

1 minute ago, wastedpotential said:

Genuine question, does Gar have any songs she wrote by herself? Are there any songs that were first put to paper by Gar alone that didn't have someone else's hand holding the pen and writing the words? Is she capable of actually crafting her thoughts and emotions into song, or is she reliant on her co-writers like most of her contemporaries? 

 

I don't keep up with her career or her credits, but surely you can tell me. 

 

You and I, Speechless, Just Another Day.

Most of BTW was most probably written by herself as were tracks with redone but she's been pretty generous with giving producers writing credits for contributions to melody etc

1 minute ago, wastedpotential said:

Genuine question, does Gar have any songs she wrote by herself? Are there any songs that were first put to paper by Gar alone that didn't have someone else's hand holding the pen and writing the words? Is she capable of actually crafting her thoughts and emotions into song, or is she reliant on her co-writers like most of her contemporaries? 

 

I don't keep up with her career or her credits, but surely you can tell me. 

 

Yes, several, including some of her best work. I'll let you Google that though since abacuses love research more than they love music.

Just now, ♚ PRiNCE HiGH ♚ said:

You and I, Speechless, Just Another Day.

Most of BTW was most probably written by herself as were tracks with redone but she's been pretty generous with giving producers writing credits for contributions to melody etc

When a full of himself douchebag like RedOne admits he didn't deserve the writing credits, you know it isn't all just hype too. 

Draw the cat eye, sharp enough to kill a man

 

 

So cringy risky from miss Staypler

 

oh kylie i've got your tea

 

 

 

she couldn't even buy good songs…

 

2 minutes ago, LIDDOATIN said:

SPEECHLESS and YOU&I and several unreleased songs

 

wrote and composed it all by herself

 

 

1 minute ago, ♚ PRiNCE HiGH ♚ said:

You and I, Speechless, Just Another Day.

Most of BTW was most probably written by herself as were tracks with redone but she's been pretty generous with giving producers writing credits for contributions to melody etc

Cute! 2 songs I like a fair bit JAD can burn tbh 

 

2 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

Genuine question, does Gar have any songs she wrote by herself? Are there any songs that were first put to paper by Gar alone that didn't have someone else's hand holding the pen and writing the words? Is she capable of actually crafting her thoughts and emotions into song, or is she reliant on her co-writers like most of her contemporaries? 

 

I don't keep up with her career or her credits, but surely you can tell me. 

 

Bad Romance is 99.9% self written, said so by RedOne himself. Gaga, her pen, and a pad literally birthed a song more iconic than Loose's entire discography. Don't make that face, Ms wastedpotential 

 

This is the greed they talk about in the Bible. Bundling her album with thongs only to bomb catastrophically 

 

 

No SOLO WRITTEN Songs

No demos or writing song process clips/documentaries?

just CTRL+Ceing in Pirate BEY

 

YUP, you can't come for real "songwriters"

 

7 minutes ago, frankvert said:

Midnights arrived after months of pre-release promotion and pre-orders — and its sales figure is bolstered by an array of available versions and variants of the album. It is available to purchase in a standard digital album (both clean and explicit); a deluxe digital album (clean and explicit, each with seven additional songs); an iTunes-exclusive version with a bonus spoken word track (clean and explicit); four standard CD editions (each with a different cover, both clean and explicit); four vinyl LP editions (each with a different cover and colored vinyl); and a cassette tape. Target is also selling an exclusive "Lavender" edition of the album on CD and colored-vinyl LP, with the CD boasting three bonus tracks.

 

Plus, in the weeks leading up to release, Swift's webstore sold pre-orders of signed copies of the four standard CD albums and the four standard vinyl LPs. Midnights is also available in deluxe boxed set with a CD edition of the album and a Swift-branded T-shirt, exclusively for Capital One cardholders.

 

 

 

Zeena LaVey Swift literally feeds off of Swiffers' life force & financial capital to the point where it's sadomasochistic for them  
 

 

Standard and deluxe/3AM (which was never pressed on vinyl). And then a re-release literal months later (that re-release in its 32nd week had a higher weekly total than Chromatica's first week btw)

 

These are industry standards the almost all albums, especially successful ones, receive  

 

Mind you, even Elder Abuse For Sale had more variants than Midnights. On top of also having fraudulently-released cassettes to scam the Grammy eligibility deadlines and "signed" copies. Chromatica also has these signed copies on top of an exclusive poster that was pushed week 2 to get a 2nd week at #1. Mind you, that poster was mysteriously cancelled weeks later and those bundled sales were never removed from the total

 

Edited April 2, 20242 yr by Raspberries

2 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

Genuine question, does Gar have any songs she wrote by herself? Are there any songs that were first put to paper by Gar alone that didn't have someone else's hand holding the pen and writing the words? Is she capable of actually crafting her thoughts and emotions into song, or is she reliant on her co-writers like most of her contemporaries? 

 

I don't keep up with her career or her credits, but surely you can tell me. 

 

Speechless, Yoü and I, and Just Another Day were written solely by her, but her collaborators have spoken about how liberal she is in giving others credit for what some other artists might not give credit for (for example, I believe RedOne said all he contributed were the "oh-oh-oh-oh-oh" parts in Bad Romance and Gaga wrote the rest).

I think some of y'all forgot this is just an April fools gag and the warnings will come flying in