Taylor: "I come back stronger than a 90s trend"

 

Swiffer jets:

 

I know that mom and dad think I'm a mess
But it's alright because I am rich as piss

 

Gaga conveys more emotion in one of her most (unjustly) disparaged songs Dope then the self-proclaimed “****!” has shown in almost 20 years of being in the public eye. I wouldn't expect her fans to know how a real PERFORMER emotes via vocal delivery & melodic compositions

 

The way this "song" is more embarrassing than any of Gagas try hard theatrics have ever been.

Big reputation oooooOooooOOO 

enough gaga

 

dua lipa fraudulent career, bought by her mafia drug dealing father, was a short lived cringe mess that had the fluke of collaborating with known abuser DaBaby. dua lipa's new album will not only tank, but it will evaporate just like her first two singles off radical sadism did. just nasty, forgotten and illegal.

 

2 minutes ago, Raspberries said:

The sales did count cuz this was the era of merch bundles. She released a signed poster bundled with the album so those bundled copies counted for week 2. The poster was never shipped and orders were cancelled a week later. Truly a FRAUD with every release since 2011

 

And the result:

 

 

The following week, the record dropped to number eight on the Billboard 200 with sales of under 46,000 copies for an 82% sales decrease, making Lady Gaga the first artist to have two albums in the top five list of all-time biggest second-week percentage drops in the Nielsen SoundScan era.

 

 

 

36 minutes ago, barbiegrande said:

Mikey hasn't had an album open with over 150k since Obama was in office

 

& Ponytail still hasn't been able to outsell Breakout's first week

at 1:31 you can see the rage and jealousy in kylie minogue's eyes. she wishes she could have a hit as big as flowers, she is fantasising about performing padam padam and the whole room knows the words. she wishes she was invited to perform at the grammys. she envies miley so much because miley was able to achieve a #1 smash hit, and she's aware that padam padam wasn't even able to enter the charts. she is pretending to be happy and dancing, hoping the cameras wouldn't catch her in a fit of rage, but little does she know that nobody cares about her reactions. she reminisces about her younger days, hoping that one day she can get a mini hit like she once did a decade ago, but for now she knows that she's a flop so she will continue to envy every young and successful performer with a fake smile on her face

There is nothing Taylor could ever do that would be worse than this btw

 

Like a rainbow with all of the colors
Baby doll, when it comes to a lover
I promise that you'll never find another like

Me-e-e, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
I'm the only one of me
Baby, that's the fun of me
Eeh-eeh-eeh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

 

The ladygaga.com exclusive limited edition poster and thong being the reason for Chromatica charting is giving pizzagate levels of delusive.

FRIENDLY REMINDER that "Songwriting" is not just about lyrics

it's LYRICS + Composition

 

some artists focus more on lyrics but mehh and monotonous tunes like folkBORE, everBORE and MIDnights

1 minute ago, punisher said:

at 1:31 you can see the rage and jealousy in kylie minogue's eyes. she wishes she could have a hit as big as flowers, she is fantasising about performing padam padam and the whole room knows the words. she wishes she was invited to perform at the grammys. she envies miley so much because miley was able to achieve a #1 smash hit, and she's aware that padam padam wasn't even able to enter the charts. she is pretending to be happy and dancing, hoping the cameras wouldn't catch her in a fit of rage, but little does she know that nobody cares about her reactions. she reminisces about her younger days, hoping that one day she can get a mini hit like she once did a decade ago, but for now she knows that she's a flop so she will continue to envy every young and successful performer with a fake smile on her face

end that woman for me

 

 

if i were kylie minogue i would've retired 4 years ago out of respect for the ears of the GP

 

 

I love this. Real music. IMPACTnet always wins!

 

GODMATICA has some of the glorious composition

 

GodGa, the songwriter that you are 

Coconut stans you're never seeing that 9th album, enjoy those makeup kits and panties.

 

Just now, Sheep said:

The ladygaga.com exclusive limited edition poster and thong being the reason for Chromatica charting is giving pizzagate levels of delusive.

It was a tactic to increase sales week 2 in hopes of a second week at #1. And it FAILED 

 

A reminder that 1989 spent more time at #1 than The Fame + The Fame Monster + Born This Way + ARTPOP + Cheek to Cheek + Joanne + A Star Is Born + Chromatica + Love For Sale combined

 

1 minute ago, TROPICUM said:

if i were Madonna i would've retired 16 years ago out of respect for the ears of the GP

 

Agree

 

Just now, Raspberries said:

It was a tactic to increase sales week 2 in hopes of a second week at #1. And it FAILED 

 

A reminder that 1989 spent more time at #1 than The Fame + The Fame Monster + Born This Way + ARTPOP + Cheek to Cheek + Joanne + A Star Is Born + Chromatica + Love For Sale combined

 

If only you could count your way into Taylor looking talented

2 minutes ago, TROPICUM said:

enough gaga

 

dua lipa fraudulent career, bought by her mafia drug dealing father, was a short lived cringe mess that had the fluke of collaborating with known abuser DaBaby. dua lipa's new album will not only tank, but it will evaporate just like her first two singles off radical sadism did. just nasty, forgotten and illegal.

 

I like Dua but it's hilarious seeing all these continuous "Houdini rising on Spotify, surprised?" threads off and on over the past few months only to see the rising in question is from like the 80s only to the 30s.  It kinda feels like she got a bit cocky and thought her hard working promo days were behind her after Future Nostalgia smashed when the reality is she still has a lot of work to build her career up to that point, especially in the US.

Midnights Week 75: 32k

Chromatica Week 5: 28k

 

3 minutes ago, TROPICUM said:

end that woman for me

 

 

if i were kylie minogue i would've retired 4 years ago out of respect for the ears of the GP

 

it's not like the gp will hear it

 

Disco is pulling 40k daily streams despite being released 4 years ago

1 minute ago, Raspberries said:

Midnights Week 75: 32k

Chromatica Week 5: 28k

 

Tension week 1: 24.5k

 

rumor has it in the BILLIE EILISH Base that Miss TayLocal Stiff is currently writing Bad Blood 2.0