As you know, we are not str8.

 

But what if we were?

How would things be different? What kind of str8 would you be? Who would we be listening to instead of pop girls? Discuss!

 

I would be married to a woman with kids but listening to Dua Lipa in my car in peace and sucking D at rest stops. 

9 minutes ago, Oktober Knight said:

I would be married to a woman with kids but listening to Dua Lipa in my car in peace and sucking D at rest stops. 

Life would be so much easier

The world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life.

I think if I was straight I'd probably have kids by now, used to get all kinds of attention from women a few years ago so

maybe be married too. I guess I'd listen to like rock and emo bands but probably also a lot of the same stuff I like now. Idk it's hard to say 

This would be a forum of Drake stans and The Roof would be full of female celebrity fake nudes

 

I would probably get an early vasectomy

Edited August 21, 20224 yr by Illuminati

6 minutes ago, LadyDiana said:

Life would be so much easier

Same 

Then we wouldn't be here on this site.

Some of us would definitely be parents by now 

2 minutes ago, Raver said:

Some of us would definitely be parents by now 

Interesting. Do you think being gay results in an aversion to children?

If I was a breeder my life would be way more boring tbh and that’s not even shade. Also I’d probably be an ass and have way less of a personality. I’d be one of those guys who make his car or his favourite sports team his entire persona. 
 

My sisters literally say “thank god you’re gay” to me at least once a week. The way we all know misogynistic heterosexual men are the worst things on the planet 

2 minutes ago, ithinkheknowsoutsold said:

Interesting. Do you think being gay results in an aversion to children?

Gay people are just immune to "accidents" which is how straight people in their early 20s end up with children before they finish studies.

1 minute ago, ithinkheknowsoutsold said:

Interesting. Do you think being gay results in an aversion to children?

I’ve been thinking a lot about this lately. I think for some gays yes, and there’s obviously the compounding difficulties/costs it takes with adopting or surrogacy.

 

But I honestly believe more gays would be willing to become parents if it wasn’t still seen as so taboo. Like, there are still a lot of people who are “tolerant” of gays getting married and may even have people they’re close to who are gay, but do not like the idea of children being raised by two dads or two moms. That type of homophobia is harder to get people to change their mind about. I think about the occasional stares I get at restaurants with my boyfriend, I can only imagine the constant difficulty families with two men must face (let’s be real here too, a lot of people just assume women with kids are just friends/sisters, and there is not the same accusations of pervertedness that gay male parents have to deal with). Like, it just seems like a hassle. If I had a kid in 10 years, would they still be bullied for having two dads? I feel like if the answer is still yes, I probably won’t.

50 minutes ago, Revolution said:

As you know, we are not str8.

Speak for yourself wtf 

I think I would be a jock, jerk, and a bigot. 
 

I would live a more happier life and have 5 kids by now with a lovely wife and a house in a small town or village where we would be in nature more

 

Beyonce needs to make an updated version of If I Were a Boy (if I were a Straight)

Oh gosh. It be all boy rap, metal and sports talk

 

But I wouldn't mind that. I'd hit on you all 

40 minutes ago, ithinkheknowsoutsold said:

Interesting. Do you think being gay results in an aversion to children?

Not at all But str8 men have sex with women so the possibility of them having children at a younger age is much higher than gay men.
 

My twin is str8 and he has a daughter. Most of his str8 friends are fathers as well while me and all the gays I know aren’t

if I were str8 I wouldn't be myself, therefore I wouldn't exist

Edited August 21, 20224 yr by GentleEarthquake

Oh so, be my 2015 self by listening to Travis Scott, Kanye, Drake, Future, & Kendrick?

we wouldn't be here

Bro in, sis out 

Gaga out

Rappers are MPGs 

We would be listening to Maroon 5 and we wouldn't know what hygiene meant.