This song is god ****ing awful

Ew

I heard it from my roommate and she's forcing me to listen to it. It's awful.

I actually like it its a lil grating but

It is truly awful lol- Yet soo bad that ends up this infectious, pesky ear-worm you can't avoid or want to turn off when its on= a smash. lol Very divisive kind of song. Some will be like WTF is this on the radio and #1 for 10+ weeks (prob. happen in mid-late December) while others will stan for it hard. Straight of the first chapter of what a 1 hit wonder is lol. Almost no doubt it will go down (as many, many mega 1 hit wonder smashes did over the decades) as one of the 'worst #1s on the decade'. Lol

 

I know Mariah has her full week of points coming up (and best opportunity) but this Dec.X-Mas is looking 10x more competitive to last year. If Mimi had just 2 or 3 more dayslast year she would've gotten to #2 and #1 very possibly (older songs that peaked were already on top). This year, Dance Monkey, Good As Hell, *Adele? and maybe Rihanna (time wise) are looking to cause a potential logjam of monster sized diva hits around 8 weeks from now. Gut is telling me the true battle will be between DM and Adele (if she drops in Nov. as expected if it's even 1/2 as good RITD or Hello). Mimi will be prob. a lock for top 5 again but not #1. 

Edited October 23, 20196 yr by jamiko1230

On 10/12/2019 at 9:34 AM, Marco_g2 said:

It takes a few listens to get beyond her voice. But the song is a total bop and fits the new generation that likes this kind of weirder pop. 

This! 

It's a fantastic song and from the moment I heard it I knew it'd be a #1 smash 

Up to #12 today 

1 hour ago, Heart.me said:

Up to #12 today 

It’s 26 on iTunes too a few days ago it was 50 ?

Hot AC, Alternative and Pop are all starting to spin it already too. If Rhythmic adds it to, its game over. It’s already gain .500 million radio a day in audience. It’s doing well

Hope this goes #1 in 2020

This is one of the worst songs I have listened to in my entire life. It's horrible

On 10/23/2019 at 5:04 AM, jamiko1230 said:

It is truly awful lol- Yet soo bad that ends up this infectious, pesky ear-worm you can't avoid or want to turn off when its on= a smash. lol Very divisive kind of song. Some will be like WTF is this on the radio and #1 for 10+ weeks (prob. happen in mid-late December) while others will stan for it hard. Straight of the first chapter of what a 1 hit wonder is lol. Almost no doubt it will go down (as many, many mega 1 hit wonder smashes did over the decades) as one of the 'worst #1s on the decade'. Lol

 

I know Mariah has her full week of points coming up (and best opportunity) but this Dec.X-Mas is looking 10x more competitive to last year. If Mimi had just 2 or 3 more dayslast year she would've gotten to #2 and #1 very possibly (older songs that peaked were already on top). This year, Dance Monkey, Good As Hell, *Adele? and maybe Rihanna (time wise) are looking to cause a potential logjam of monster sized diva hits around 8 weeks from now. Gut is telling me the true battle will be between DM and Adele (if she drops in Nov. as expected if it's even 1/2 as good RITD or Hello). Mimi will be prob. a lock for top 5 again but not #1. 

Imagine thinking Good As Hell or Dance Monkey are going #1... yikes.

 

2

Dance Monkey by Tones and I

7,063,514

 

it won't stop increasing

On 10/25/2019 at 9:25 AM, butterflysupreme said:

Imagine thinking Good As Hell or Dance Monkey are going #1... yikes.

Ariana Remix is coming thru

Listening to this for the first time at the moment, all I can say is... my ears.

From last Monday to this Monday. It has 300K more streams

 

This is going to be it’s biggest week by a landslide and last week was huge for the song  

 

This will be at a billion in no time on Spotify 

On 10/12/2019 at 10:02 AM, Starkboy said:

 (19th October) Updated

 

1

Dance Monkey by Tones and I

6,625,188

 

 

#18 United States | 749k 

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#49 Vietnam

#52 Ecuador

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#177 Peru

 

 

Country of good taste.

 Keep that song's success overseas.

My ears are bleeding 

Seethe US. She's coming. 

Omg the song slays 

 

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