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I'm fat (around 100kg) and my boyfriend is hot. But I am also cute and have some muscle under the fat, so.

The way I gagged when I first discovered this song/video... the lyrics, the delivery, the edge, the sexy vampy sleaze of it all. So iconic!

Flopping season's over

It's too late for me to still send right nn

LACKSTAR is such a step down from Fountain Goddess... I already knew but thought returning to it could change my mind...

I'm absolutely shaking at the thought of sitting through Back to Basics imminently. @Ace Reject can I AI-generate my responses?

I don't know why people act like she was a surefire star waiting to break out. She's gorgeous and a great performer but there's nothing interesting about her music or persona, no standout "Tyla" thing. "Water" always felt likely to be a flash in the pan moment to me.

Deserved! "I'm the Drama" and "Chase It" deserved similar numbers too.

It's one of the only other catchy songs on the album lol.

This "Break the Ice" sequel serve

I thought CM put Janet at 79M...?

Yes and no. It felt like a natural enough progression from Music. MX was absolutely jarring after the writing camp pop of Rebel Heart.

"Scream" is not her #1 streaming hit, it's just what's most popular right now because of the MJ doc. "TTLWG" and "Together Again" have 70M more streams.

IDK, you're really downlplaying that CC had one of the most successful stadium tours of all time. I know it wasn't a long-running tour, but it gave the album a lot more attention than some "chapters" on Spotify. It's a bit shocking how poor the streaming longevity was despite the high-profile tour. Every gay person (and many women) I know went.

Discipline still isn't certified? Damn.

Her **** look ridiculous, it's time for a reduction.

I don't know why accurately assessing "Make Me" for what it is - a cute throwaway single with some nice vocal stacking - leads you to assume I'm a basic gay with "no taste outside of pop/dance." No need to resort to jabs. My fave is Janet, I am a huge fan of R&B and alternative pop sounds and would even say "Make Me" is a Janet-esque song. It's just nothing amazing, and that's okay.

How does Bring Your Love have so many votes? It's quite possibly the worst song on C2.

Even you don't genuinely believe this a better single than BOMT, OIDIA, Slave or Womanizer IMO MATM, HIAM and Work ***** easily clear it too but understand why someone could prefer Make Me. It's a cute song, absolutely, and a fun addition to her discography... but it's a rather generic mid-2010s sound, not distinctively Britney, and the production is cheap and repetitive.

Right, like there's no way the Google $400M net worth estimate is accurate if she's taking gigs like this.

I'm so here for this and mildly hut you didn't tag me already. I will also be clocking in for "2006 MTW Part 3: C-List"

I will enthusiastically participate in anything that introduces more people to queen EdC

It's really impressive that SNS is still basically keeping pace with HMHAS despite the hits having less longevity. Both smashas.

One chanteuse has "Hurricanes" and "Sand in My Shoes" in her discography, the other lady does not.

The title track