Mythical

Yes. I'm tryna lose 20lbs to get to 135lbs before I start dating.

Who?

But that's one less hour of sleep

I fear you are right. I meant the physical sensation of waking up not ur depression.

There's a pill for that.

Waking up early to take a flight is miserable too

Raw WINNING Trojan company in shambles

Waking up is literally the most miserable part of my day, no matter how much sleep I get. Especially when you wake up and have to go to work. I love my bed. I love sleeping. I love lying down and bed rotting. I hate the wake of consciousness. I hate not being able to sleep more. I hate having to leave my bed. I hate it I hate it I hate it. Has anyone ever trained themselves to be a morning bird and wake up like a Disney princess?

flowers 2.0 incoming

You collab with Gaga if you want a HIT

All this and there's not a single trans girl in the WNBA

Pubes next

Any award body who gives that 4 AOTYs is always gonna be so… that.

Luckily I have a kink for ugly but hung