Little Joannester

Protesting Italy's lack of marriage equality by performing at a gay wedding.

One of her best songs

These songs are so bad, and not necessarily the first songs that come to mind when I think about the biggest hits of the last few years either. Easy on Me and As It Was are fine.

I think it is atrocious and a severe human rights violation.

Argentinians are truly mind-boggling stupid when it comes to the Falkland Islands. No one in the world agrees with them, yet they keep screaming into the void about it. Why focus on your severe economic issues when you can distract your population with nationalistic and colonialist ideas.

What kinda ridiculously pompous event is this... Extremely unattractive

Precious Metals and Silver Moon found dead, release it Lorde!

He's wearing it to vex her

Came for Accelerate, but this works too.

Oof this is grating and very unpleasant, much like the animal actually

Proud of my country, but I am incredibly sad for the state of Eurovision. It is just awful, and we are all losers in the end.

DWAS is the second biggest song of all time in the Netherlands and is a 17 week #1 https://www.top40.nl/bijzondere-lijsten/top-2500

Babylon

YES Era saved

Miss Gwen you're an Orange County Girl, not a Dixie Girl...

The sweater and glasses serve pre-makeover "ugly" girl in a 2000s teen movie.

Not the same awful song winning two years in a row. Anything better than IsraHell I guess Eurovision really is on a flop streak with Loreen winning over Karijaa in 2023, unfair 2024 NL qualification, 2024 Israeli delegation misdemeanors and whatever happened this year. The EBU needs new management.

OMG the cover is so so good

The video is cool but the teeth close-ups kinda grossed me out. But I know the Lorde likes what she likes

I've tried to get into this the whole day, but no. To me it's her worst song bar some Love Club EP Tracks. Clunky lyrics and no pay-off. The lyrics are fine MAYBE, but the production just doesn't hit right. It sounds like a hollowed out Melodrama track to me.

Both amazing

NL disqualified, but still the second most streamed Eurovision song of the day. Justice for Joost! Israel OUT

One of the weirdest winners over the last few years. Did not see this coming at all. He seems cool, but I can't figure out the song''s appeal? If the juries wanted to reward non-binary talent Ireland was RIGHT THERE. A weird conclusion to the messiest Eurovision ever (justice for THE European anthem by Joost Klein).

Imagine the kid growing up, and reading this quote somewhere...

Congratulations to the worst song ever created