143 should've come with a slop mobile game people would've gotten the vision then.

1 minute ago, B-Luke said:

The fact this could be about either Jigsaw or Madead

Corpsedonna uses her decayed coochie the same way she uses Jigsaw for a glimpse of relevance

Just now, B-Luke said:

Kats:

Kitty, kitty, wanna come party tonight
Trippy, trippy, daddy, take me on a ride

Say the right thing, maybe you can be
Crawling on me like a centipede

Freaks only come out at night
Tryna flex in the texts, they all bark with no bite

the concept of Sabrina on a house song is abhorrent to me

1 minute ago, sunbathinganimal said:

the concept of Sabrina on a house song is abhorrent to me

So you didn't take the house tour?

Not a Fadbrina Carpetmuncher stan talking about delusion

You just focus on getting Miss Mayonnaise one more successful era

57 minutes ago, howboutdat said:

Without photoshop?

The concept of Madead pumping out turd after turd while Janet is doing whatever she is doing (being a 70yo mom to a teenager idk)

Imagine playing this game while 143 blesses your ears

Nose stans revealing themselves as ugly… I don't even have to do anything

Just now, slowednreverb said:

Imagine playing this game while 143 blesses your ears

I feel like conatus next avi is gonna be the Lv 1 Crook…

5 minutes ago, howboutdat said:

The concept of Madead pumping out turd after turd while Janet is doing whatever she is doing (being a 70yo mom to a teenager idk)

Janet getting viral songs while the only viral load Madead has is in her p*ssy IKTR!

There's secret messages in the songs of 143

The real tea is Madead is a prostitute and that's the gag period.

Diddynet having no legacy beyond living in her pedopphile brother's shadow and looking like a botched chihuahua.

Even Latoya got the memes, Diddynet doesn't even have that

Completely unironic take: 143 is better than MDNA

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2 minutes ago, sunbathinganimal said:

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Nicki and Traylorpark having a MAGA off

32 minutes ago, conatus said:

The way I listened to 143 once and those songs were so awful (Wonder specifically, but the whole thing is obviously dire) I'm able to recall what most of them sound like in a PTSD kind of way

Seeing the song titles is like when a soldier comes back home and hears a car backfiring, takes me right back

I prescribe you listening to 143 while peaking on molly. MDMA therapy IKTR!

Imagine listening to 143 on DMT

One day when we're olde-

Beyonce should join KATSEYE

Katy Perry sat hunched over her glowing laptop at 2:47 a.m., refreshing a sketchy "Buy Premium Global Streams" website like it was the Billboard Hot 100 itself.

"Legendary Lovers deserves a revival era," she muttered, typing in her credit card details for the third time that night, fully convinced the KatyCats were orchestrating a secret streaming party somewhere she just hadn't been invited to.

She opened Twitter, liking tweets from accounts with anime profile pics saying "THIS SONG WAS ROBBED," whispering "yes, exactly" as if it were 2013 again. In her mind, this was her "Shallow" moment, except the only thing rising was the transaction count in her inbox.

She briefly considered starting a rumor that the song was trending organically, maybe blame it on TikTok or a "Gen Z rediscovery," before nodding to herself like a mastermind.

A single tear rolled down as she imagined stan accounts tweeting "KATY PERRY COMEBACK OF THE CENTURY," while her screen simply read: "buy-real-streams.net Payment Failed."

Still, she refreshed Spotify one more time, just in case the universe finally caught up with her narrative.

Edited April 29Apr 29 by Pop

3 minutes ago, slowednreverb said:

Beyonce should join KATSEYE

as if we don't have enough unsuccessful D-list artists (Kelly) riding her coattails as is